Tatsutaage?
(TN: Fish or meat flavored with soy sauce, mirin, etc., coated with starch and then deep-fried.)
"Kyaaaaaaaaaーー!"
The Amru Fortress City is currently in great turmoil.
5,000 soldiers from the Lester Kingdom and 40 adventurers came out of the Amru dungeon naked.
According to the soldiers of the Lester Kingdom, the Golden Demon King and the Arachne have stolen all their equipment and possessions.
Because they have no money, they cannot buy anything to wear or eat, so they tremble in the main streets of the Amru Fortress City.
They are probably going to camp out, naked.
Well, if two or three people were stripped naked, someone kindly would give them at least a blanket, but with 5,000 people, it would be impossible.
Also, since it would be unfair to give it to just one person, the Amru Fortress City decided not to give anything to the soldiers of the Lester Kingdom.
Well, since they were left alone until the supplies arrived from the Lester Kingdom, the morals of the Amru Fortress City were disrupted for a while.
And, the current hot topic in the Amru adventurer's guild is when the equipment of the S-class party [Tempest] will be put on sale.
As expected, since it was said to be the S-class party, [Tempest], they were equipped with quite good equipment.
The Amru Adventurers believed that [Falcon Claw], which was negotiating directly with the Arachne, would probably be able to barter for [Tempest]'s equipment.
At the moment, [Falcon Claw] is receiving many offers from weapon and armor shops in the Amru Fortress City to sell [Tempest]'s equipment once they have it.
Well, the current Amru Fortress City is like this, it's not that chaotic.
It seems that everyone who lives in Amru Fortress City, who knows Shiro and I's abilities, had already assumed that the Lester Kingdom's army would lose, and that they would be stripped naked.
Or rather, what in the world do the people living in the Amru Fortress City think of me if they already knew I was going to strip them naked......
There's no doubt that people think I'm a brutal perverted Demon King.
Well, this is the information brought to me by Shiro's reconnaissance.
Now that the battle with the Lester Kingdom is over, we are currently back at the lakeside log cabin on the 22nd level, preparing for the long-awaited fried chicken party.
In the first place, we went to the 5th level for the potato starch.
To put it bluntly, the battle with the Lester Kingdom is the result.
Well, my loss was considerable, though.
Yes, I lost the skin around my mouth, which I took the trouble to get!
"Jesus!"
I remember, and I can't help but exclaim.
"Master, isn't it about time to put some flavor into the meat?"
Shiro ignores my shout and asks a question.
Shiro knows that the reason I scream so loudly is because I don't have a brain.
Yes, I don't have a brain, so I just say what I think.
Everyone may be misunderstanding this, but I'm originally an intelligent and level-headed guy.
When I was an adventurer, I was so smart that I often said things that I shouldn't have said, often making others angry.
Huh? Is it the same as now?
Well, anyway, as long as I can get my brain back, I should be able to get back to my original smartness.
With that, I ordered Shiro to sprinkle potato starch on the seasoned chicken.
It seems like what I'm making is Tatsutaage, but since I don't really know where to draw the line between Tatsutaage and Karaage, I'll just call them all fried chicken.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't go into that part of the story.
Anyway, put the chicken coated with potato starch into the hot olive oil.
Crackle*, crackle*, crackle*.
The sound made when frying food makes me feel nostalgic.
In fact, there is no such thing as deep frying in this world.
Olive oil is only used for making salads and stir-fries, and is not used for any other purpose.
As I was thinking about this in my head, the crackling sound turned into a sizzling sound.
"Shiro! Now! Put the fried chicken on the net!"
"I got it!"
The fried chicken that Shiro fried for me was completed with a white coating that made the inside look red, similar to Tatsutaage.
I can't help but drool.
Well, I just felt like drooling because, as usual, there were only bones.
"Then Shiro, you should try it!"
"Master, can I eat first?"
"It's alright, it's alright. I want Shiro to try fried chicken, a dish from another dimension!"
"If you say so, I'll try it!"
Shiro puts the freshly made fried chicken into her mouth.
"It's hot!"
"That's right, that's right! Freshly made fried chicken is hot!"
"You know!"
"I didn't know anything, that's why I let Shiro eat it first!"
"You are a brute, Master! You enjoy watching me get burned!"
"Well, yeah!"
I grin nihilistically like a hero.
"Well then! Master, please enjoy the piping hot fried chicken!"
"I'll eat as many of those as I want!"
When I said that, I ate the piping hot fried chicken.
"The meat is deliciousーー!"
My reason is blown away and I start screaming.
"Isn't it hot?"
"Of course not! I don't have any flesh or skin right now!"
"Right..."
"Right……"
I remembered losing my skin again, and a sudden surge of anger began to bubble up inside me.
"Damn it! You guys from the Lester Kingdom! Give me back the skin around my mouth!"
I screamed at the lake while eating some fried chicken, expressing my intense anger at losing the skin around my mouth.
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