Headless Orc-san
"Finally, war has been declared!"
"The timing is perfect. The people of the Normandy Peninsula have begun to believe that the world outside the castle walls is ruled by pigs!"
Shiro talks to me with a hint of a grin on her face.
"Well, if all those pigs attacked..."
"Even if the other person is trying to blend in with the people, they are still a complete pig!"
"Yeah. I guess they are an excellent spy...
All of these talented spies were beaten to death, and in the end, they were dismembered and eaten..."
"Humans are creatures that can easily kill people who are different from themselves.
They kill people for various reasons such as different skin color, different religion, etc.
So, if you were a pig instead of a human from the beginning, they could easily kill you for no reason!
Because if you kill a pig, your dinner will be extravagant!"
Shiro puffs out her chest.
"You're such a scary little girl..."
In fact, as I saw with my own eyes, even an ordinary girl from a rural village could easily kill a human pig without a care in the world.
If this were a human, she would definitely hesitate.
However, for a rural girl, pigs are just livestock and food.
A simple girl from the countryside who is accustomed to pigs would kill a human pig without hesitation.
It was truly frightening to see the moment when a girl from a rural village, which you can find anywhere, uses a hoe to give the final blow to a pig that had been beaten up by villagers.
After all, she drooled and delivered the final blow!
I dared to turn off the [Elitism] skill and watch it, but the moment the spy was killed by the girl.
I was truly frightened and my face turned pale!
And then there's the second stage.
An experiment in which the Half Moon Knights, recruited from the Normandy Peninsula, were forced to subdue high-level spies.
This is also a strategy to show the people the true power of the Half-Moon Knights.
So, when a high-level spy infiltrates the castle walls, they guide them to a place where there are a lot of town residents.
As you know, the people of Sussex who have the [Elitism] skill see people outside the castle walls who have a high level as orcs, not human pigs.
Human pigs only make noises, but orcs and orc generals can speak human language.
For example, like this.
"How did you find out I was a spy, Buhi!"
"You're a pig, so it's obvious!"
The girl from the Half Moon Knights retorts to the orc!
"Buhi! You call me a pig when I'm this handsome!"
"All pigs have the same face!"
"Like I said, I'm not a pig!"
"No matter how I look at you, you're a pig!"
The girl from the Half-Moon Knights said vigorously.
"Buhi, I have no idea why you found out, but if I was found out, I’ll just kill all the residents here, Buhi!"
"You really are a pig!"
"Like I said, I’m not a pig!"
The pig's face is red and angry.
"Pigs, get outside the castle walls!"
"No! Kill him and sell him to me!
That orc looks delicious!"
Somehow, the people in the gallery are also excited.
The citizens of the Duchy of Sussex now see people outside the castle walls as nothing more than food.
"The residents of this country are so dangerous..."
It seems that the spy from other countries have finally realized how dangerous the Duchy of Sussex is.
The girl from the Half-Moon Knights holds a sword.
I can't see any flaws in her stance.
Even at first glance, you can feel the pressure that this person is not an ordinary person.
"Who are you, Buhi!"
The orc also seemed to realize how dangerous the girl in front of him was.
"Just an ordinary soldier!"
"There's no way that's true, buhi! There's no way I wouldn't know a master like you, me, a first-rate spy, buhi!"
"What are you talking about... you? I'm the lowest of the Half Moon Knights..."
Yes, the number 100 is painted on the left chest of this Half-Moon Knight girl's bikini armor.
Just like the SusS*x Knights, the Half-Moon Knights currently have a system in which their strength can be determined by their number.
Of course, their salary will vary depending on your rank.
In the case of the Half-Moon Knights, the No. 1 annual income is 20 million Sussexes.
No. 2 is 15 million.
No.3 is 10 million.
No. 4 to No. 10 are 8 million.
No.11 to No.30 are 6 million.
No.31 to No.50 are 5 million.
No.51 to No.70 are 4 million.
No.71 to No.80 are 3 million.
No.81 to No.90 are 2.5 million.
No.91 or No.99 is 2.2 million.
And the annual income of No. 100 is only 1.2 million.
Well, in the case of the SusS*x Knights, all of them are aristocrats with titles, so they receive taxes instead!
By the way, the No. 1 member of the SusS*x Knights has currently been promoted to the rank of baron, and is managing a fairly large territory.
By the way, it seems that she has formed a harem with five husbands.
I'm really jealous!
In this way, the Duchy of Sussex is a completely merit-based country that encourages harems!
By the way, No. 100, a girl from the Half-Moon Knights, was asked to help with an experiment by offering an extraordinary bonus of 10,000 Sussexes.
Moreover, the girl number 100, who has always lived in poverty, jumped on it.
"I won't give it to anyone! You'll be enough food for me for a month!"
No. 100 girl no longer sees the orc, who is a great spy, as nothing more than food.
"You, are you trying to eat me, buhi!"
"I hear that orc meat is delicious!"
"I'm not an orc, buhi!"
"Then, a pig?"
"No, buhi!"
"Anyway! Our mission as the Half-Moon Knights is to hunt down the pigs outside the castle and restore the human world!"
The girl from the Half-Moon Knights spoke in a theatrical voice, loud enough for the surrounding gallery to hear. In fact, she screamed!
Well, this was also included in the part-time job fee.
"Do your best!"
"I’m rooting for youーー!"
The residents who had come to watch the battle between the Half-Moon Knight and the orc got excited.
Surprisingly, the Half-Moon Knights seem to be popular.
Well, when orcs or orc generals that are beyond the control of the residents appear within the castle walls, the Half-Moon Knights are in charge of exterminating them, so it's only natural.
"Is this what you're aiming for?"
I turn off [Elitism] and ask Shiro.
"Yes! We need to make sure that the people of Sussex understand the reason for our war!
A war without a good cause will lead to dissatisfaction among your own people!
Besides, if we win the war, the people will be happy because they will get a lot of pork!"
Shiro answered with a big smile.
"You're not human..."
"I'm not a human, like I always say!
And right now, the person who is the most inhuman is absolutely No. 100!
This is where the spy's head is chopped and blood is drained!"
"Owee... Puh..."
I was disgusted by the grotesque and brutal act, and couldn't bear it anymore, so I turned my [Elitism] skill back on.
Then, strangely enough, the girl number 100 looked like just a poor knight who had drained the blood of an orc.
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