Duchy of Sussex VS Normandy Frankish Allied Forces
Shiro and I had returned to the Normandy Peninsula with the former King of Normandy.
For the time being, Guillaume and 50 members of the SusS*x Knights have been left behind in Rouen to maintain public order.
The situation is such that it is not known when the former royalists will start a rebellion.
Well, as long as there are 50 Ikkitousen SusS*x knights, it will be fine.
"Then please say it like I told you earlier!"
"Yes sir!"
When Shiro said to him, the former King answered in a loud voice, standing up straight and motionless, like a member of a cheering squad.
The public speaking training he had been doing just now must have been so frightening.
If you make a mistake, you will be hit with a punch, and if you create even the slightest air of disrespect, your balls will be crushed.
When I saw an old man getting his balls crushed by a little girl's kick, I couldn't stand it anymore.
The balls are crushed, fixed with elixir, and then the balls are crushed again.
I would probably choose to undergo gender reassignment surgery and become a woman rather than have my balls destroyed that much.
With that, we move to the top of the castle wall expressway where we can see the combined forces of the Duchy of Normandy and the Frankish Kingdom.
The combined forces of the Duchy of Normandy and the Frankish Kingdom were still quietly waiting for the messenger sent to the Duchy of Sussex to force them to surrender.
"It's so pitiful... The messenger is already dead, but haven't they been waiting for about an hour?"
"Perhaps the other party thinks that the Duchy of Sussex will surrender!
After all, only 100 members of the Half-Moon Knights are protecting the Normandy Peninsula!"
"Does the other party know about this?"
I'm a little concerned and ask a question.
"I don’t think they know because we have killed all the spies who have invaded the Duchy of Sussex, but they must think there are not many soldiers!
Most of the men in Sussex died in the last war, and the Normandy Peninsula is also a rural farming community with a smaller population compared to urban areas!"
"I wonder if the other party sees us as having around 3,000 soldiers?"
"I think that’s probably what they think!
Otherwise, the messengers wouldn't be so cocky!"
Even while Shiro was talking to me, she and Sarah were busy preparing something.
"We're ready! I'm going to have Guillaume give a speech now!"
When Shiro said that, an image suddenly appeared above the castle wall expressway.
It was probably large enough that the entire combined forces of the Duchy of Normandy and the Frankish Kingdom 300 meters away could see
.
"Hey! You shitty pigs! The King of Normandy's speech is about to begin his speech, so listen carefully with your ears open!"
Sera, the moderator who was riding in a mobile armor for work, appeared on the screen and made a declaration.
Perhaps the shy Sera, who was assigned to be the master of ceremonies by Shiro, was trying to distract herself by riding in the mobile armor for work.
Well, it can't be helped that her mouth becomes extremely bad because of that.
After all, if your personality changes when you drive a vehicle, it's a complete mental illness!
"What! That foul-mouthed woman!"
"A weak country is underestimating us!"
"Or rather, it’s a speech from the King of Normandy!?"
"I mean, why is the King of Normandy on the side of the Duchy of Sussex?"
Something is wrong with the Normandy Frankish allied forces.
"How annoying! You pigs!"
Sera pilots the mobile armor for work and throws the trapped former King of Normandy in front of the mobile armor!
"It hurts so much! Please stop! Please stop!"
The former King of Normandy, with a scraped knee and crying, is projected on a large screen.
"Hey... that's..."
"Is he really the King of Normandy?"
"It’s definitely the King of Normandy that I saw at the festival parade!"
For some reason, the Duchy of Normandy side of the Allied Forces begins to panic.
"Here! Say it! Pig King!"
Sera pulls the cord of the bamboo rope and pulls the King of Normandy away.
"Please stop! I'm going to say it! I'm going to say it, so please forgive me!"
"You pig king! Hurry up and say it!"
Sera glared at the Pig King and hurried him.
"We, the Duchy of Normandy, surrender unconditionally to the Duchy of Sussex!"
The former King of Normandy bowed his head and prostrated himself to Sera, who was riding in a mobile armor for work.
"Did you see it? You shitty pigs! The Pig King of Normandy has unconditionally surrendered to the Duchy of Sussex!"
"You're kidding……"
"Why……"
Both the soldiers of the Duchy of Normandy and the soldiers of the Frankish Kingdom seemed to have no idea what was going on.
"Shut up! You shitty pigs! That's why the Duchy of Sussex is going to present you with conditions that are perfect for accepting the King of Normandy's unconditional surrender!"
Sera ignores the confused Normandy and Frankish soldiers and continues talking.
"The King of Normandy must abdicate and hand over the throne to his son Guillaume!
The Duchy of Normandy becomes a vassal state of the Duchy of Sussex!
The Duchy of Normandy, which has become a vassal state of the Duchy of Sussex, declares war on the Frankish Kingdom according to the wishes of its suzerain!
And now, from this moment on, we consider that war has been declared, and the soldiers of the Duchy of Normandy, to the pigs of the Frankish kingdom, charge in!"
Sera suddenly issued a command for war to the Normandy soldiers.
"What?"
"Eh!?"
Both the Normandy soldiers and the Frankish soldiers were completely confused.
"Hey! You should say something too!"
Sera pulls the strings of the former King of Normandy.
"Normandy soldiers! This is an order from the suzerain, the Duchy of Sussex!
Be prepared to sacrifice your life and attack the Frankish Kingdom's army!"
No one can keep up with the chaotic development.
"Ah... there is no way that person could be the King of Normandy!
That person is a fake who speaks His Majesty's name!"
A person who seems to be one of the generals of the Duchy of Normandy army starts to make a fuss.
"Marquis Carrasco! Have you forgotten my face?"
Something is making the former King of Normandy angry.
"Eh! He's really the king... No, that's not it! He's not the king!"
Marquis Carrasco said a line that bad guys often say.
"That person is a nobleman connected to the Frankish Kingdom."
Shiro tells me in a whisper.
"Is that so?"
"Yes. The ninja squad led by shitty bastard Thomas-kun is investigating!
90% of the nobles of the Duchy of Normandy army here are people you can kill!
In fact, it would be better if they died!
If they die, the territory will be free!"
Shiro is saying something incredibly horrifying.
"But what are we going to do with the remaining 10%?"
I'm curious and ask a question.
"10% of that is necessary for the operation!
Ah! It's about to start!"
Suddenly, a group of troops from the Duchy of Normandy fired bows and arrows at the Frankish army.
"Eh!? No way! The Normandy army has really started attacking the Frankish Kingdom army!"
I wasn't expecting such a dramatic, idiot-like strategy to succeed, so I was surprised.
After all, no matter how you look at it, it's crazy that the King of Normandy, who was supposed to be in the capital city of Rouen, is suddenly on the Normandy Peninsula and has been captured!
"Look closely! He's the bald man who was Guillaume's adjutant, the general of the unit that fired the arrows!"
"Eh! It's true!"
Maybe this was planned as well?"
"Of course!"
Shiro puffs out her empty chest.
Perhaps she's excited because her plan was a success, as her breasts seem to be bulging out, and cute protrusions are sticking out on her clothes.
Putting that story aside, a battle between the Duchy of Normandy and the Frankish Kingdom began when a unit of the bald man who was Guillaume's adjutant fired an arrow at the Frankish army.
"That's not good..."
"Yeah. Normally, it’s a bit impossible.
The enemies are set up right next to each other, exposing their weak points!
Both sides will be attacking from the banks, so the damage will be huge!"
As Shiro explained, each side's shield troops were in the front of the camp and were not functioning at all, leading to a fierce hand-to-hand fight.
"So, what are we going to do in this war?"
"It's all about watching the match! Then, analyze the situation, join the battle when it is favorable, defeat the Frankish Kingdom in a spectacular way, and gain profit!"
Shiro grinned fearlessly.
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