Pirate Hunting
So we went out to sea in search of prey.
The task was simple.
All we have to do is pick a fight with the pirates.
Me, Shiro, Ori Hime, and Mina were on the mother ship, the Golden Skull.
Mylene and the former members of the Mylene Pirates are aboard the Golden Queen.
After all, it feels good to be leading a fleet even if it's just two ships.
The run-of-the-mill Golden Queen had been magically modified by Shiro, and while it wasn't as fast as the Golden Skull, it was now 10 times faster than the Galileon ships in this world.
What's more, by coating the cannon with mithril, it can use more than twice as much gunpowder as before, increasing its power.
Furthermore, since the cannonballs are coated with mithril, it is also possible to punch holes in pirate ships that have iron plates attached to their bodies.
Well, however, this world is a world of magic, so it's not always possible to win a naval battle based on the ship's performance alone.
"Kyui!"
Just as I was thinking about it, it seemed that Ori Hime had found an enemy pirate ship.
"Fold the sails and move forward at full speed! Open a hole in the pirate ship's bank!"
"Kyui!"
With its sails folded, the speed of the Golden Skull suddenly increases.
And,
Boom*!
The Golden Skull collided with the pirate ship and went straight through.
The destructive power is incredible.
The enemy pirate ship breaks in two and quickly sinks.
As expected, the hammer skull made of mithril is too ferocious.
The Golden Skull, which had a hammer skull on its bow, rammed into it at a speed of about 130km/h.
Well, any ship would be shattered into pieces...
"Master, what should we do? The enemy pirates are drowning?"
There is no obligation to help, but is it better to help humanely?
In fact, they might even be a good pirate.
"In any case, let's help them! And take some of their good stuff before they sink completely!"
"Yeah! We have to hurry! It's already sinking!"
It was Shiro who said that and did something about it.
Immediately, she releases a lasso-like net from her fingertips and pulls it back along with the enemy pirates.
"Hey! If we treat them so roughly, won't all the pirates die?"
"It's okay! I'm pulling them out so that no one dies!"
While saying this, Shiro pulled the pirates onto the deck of the Golden Skull, leaving the enemy pirate ship in the net and attaching it to the stern of the Golden Skull.
20 pirates were salvaged by Shiro.
I checked them all out immediately to see if any of them were dangerous, but none of them seemed to be as strong as we were.
"Master, what are we going to do with these guys?"
"Strip them naked and shove wooden sticks up their assholes!"
"Master, you like to do that!"
"No way! We must show the other pirates just how scary we are, the Golden Skull Pirates!"
"Would they understand how terrifying the Golden Skull Pirates are with their naked butts?
I think it would be easier to understand if we killed them all, right?"
Shiro says something really scary.
Well, for Shiro, there are times when she thinks of people other than me as food or something.
Maybe she only doesn't eat humans because I tell her not to, but she really loves human meat......
"What a terrible thing to think, Master!
I prefer frog meat to human meat!
Besides, I had never met a human before I met Master, so I don't even know what human flesh tastes like!"
"But you also want to eat human flesh, right?"
"I’m interested in that. Sometimes there are people who look really delicious."
"Who among these pirates looks the most delicious?"
"That’s right. I think this little chubby guy looks delicious!
Maybe this person has marbled meat!
Is it okay to eat him?"
Shiro was drooling as she looked at the chubby pirate with her bright red eyes open.
The chubby pirate, who is being stared at by Shiro at close range with eight terrifying eyes, is desperately looking away, looking very pale and sweating like a waterfall.
The other pirates, too, are shaking with fear and trembling at the sight of Shiro, who has the strength to pull a pirate ship out of the water all by herself, and who is apparently not a human being at all.
All right. It's about time.
"What do you think? Now you know how terrifying our Golden Skull Pirates are!
If you understand, quickly take off your clothes!
Anyone who disobeys me will be fed to Shiro!"
The pirates must have been so scared of Shiro that they hurriedly took off their clothes and pants, leaving them completely naked.
"Too bad. Everyone took off their clothes, so you couldn't eat human flesh this time!"
"You didn't have any intention of making me eat them from the beginning!"
"You know?"
"I don't know everything, I know what I know!"
Well, if Shiro could see inside my head, she would have known my true feelings from the beginning.
Because I don't want to see Shiro eating humans.
If Shiro were to fall in love with human flesh, she wouldn't be able to sleep in the same bed as me.
"Alright! Now that you're naked, everyone, point your dirty asses at me!"
The pirates, reluctantly, turned their butts towards us, perhaps afraid of Shiro.
"Shiro, you have a wooden stick, right?"
"Just in case something like this happens, I always keep it in my magic bag!"
"As expected of Shiro!"
"I don't want you to be pleased with me for this!"
Shiro keeps a stock of wooden sticks because she wants to please me even if she doesn't like it.
She's really cute.
"Then shove that wooden stick up the pirate's ass!"
"Why do you always make me do that?"
"Because it's funny to see Shiro's disgusted face."
"Master is a brute. You always enjoy bullying me."
"You're happy when I bully you, aren't you?"
"I'm happy……"
"I bet you like scat too, right?"
"Maybe..."
"Then this is your reward!"
"Is this a reward?"
"It's a reward! Some of them might leak it out!"
"Surely……"
"Make sure to dispose of that shit too!"
"How much of a devilish demon king is Master!"
While grumbling, Shiro unfolds a huge blue sheet-like cloth coated with slime that she had already prepared from inside her magic bag, and lines up the pirates on top of it.
Then, one after another, she thrust the wooden sticks into the pirates' buttholes with great force.
It is another story that an increasing number of pirates retired and became ladies after this historic pirate hunt by the Golden Skull pirates began.
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