Maopaipai Again 2
"Well done! But do you really think that this kind of trap will work on me?"
Maopaipai grins confidently, his white teeth shining brightly compared to a grandpa.
"Don't tear your clothes and get naked..."
"No doubt about it......"
Well, this is the second time this scene has happened.
I don't want to see the old man naked, but this is a test that I must pass, or rather, a gateway to success.
Shiro and I decided to watch over Maopaipai with warm and indescribable mixed feelings.
"Uorya!"
Sure enough, Maopaipai's muscles swelled three times in size and tore his Chinese clothes to shreds.
"How about it! Kakakakaka!"
"I knew it……"
"It's déjà vu..."
Apparently, Maopaipai mistakenly thought that by expanding his muscles three times, he could tear Shiro's thread.
"Shiro, why don't you tell this stupid old man?"
"It's pitiful to tell the truth to a proud old man."
Shiro started saying that too.
Or rather, to begin with, she always compliments me by dissing me, and she has a poisonous tongue...
"You guys seem to be amazed at my muscles!
Look, these big pectoral muscles!"
"Shiro"
I feel sorry for Maopaipai who keeps doing muscle poses without noticing, so I give instructions to Shiro.
"Yes. I understand."
As Shiro said that, she touched the thread that was tangled around Maopaipai.
And,
"Tighten! And harden!"
When she chanted this, Shiro's thread, which could be stretched, tightly tightened around Maopaipai, and it remained solid.
"Wha! Whatーー!"
Maopaipai, who thought he had torn Shiro's thread, was surprised to find that he was being squeezed tightly.
"I'm not done yet!"
In order to prevent Maopaipai from escaping, Shiro wraps the strong mithril thread around Maopaipai many times, making it into a rope.
"Kuh! What a nuisance! But you are wrong to think you can stop my attack with just this!"
"Huh? Tell me! What can you do in that position with nothing but your face!"
As if this were the case, I attacked Maopaipai.
If it's a verbal attack, even if Maopaipai were to tear off Shiro's thread for some reason, he wouldn't be able to fight back right away.
"Hmph! As long as my face is out, there won't be any problems!"
Maopaipai smiled fearlessly and began to close his eyes.
"Master... it looks like it's going to be dangerous..."
"Yeah. When an old man in Chinese clothes closes his eyes, it's almost as if he's going to do a dangerous special move."
I'm frightened and take three steps back.
"It’s too late now!"
Maopaipai seemed to have finished. He opened his eyes.
And,
"Paipai-style secret technique! Oppai break!"
At the same time as Maopaipai chanted the name of his special move with an obscene name, a shock wave similar to Master Roshi's Kamehameha was released from inside his mouth!
"This is! It's really dangerous! If you are hit at close range, you'll melt into nothing!"
"Master! Please don't talk and avoid it!"
As I was looking at Maopaipai's mouth in fascination, Shiro tackled me as hard as she could and pushed me away.
Boom*!
At the same time as Shiro pushed me away, a violent impact sound deafened my ears.
"What do you think? You must be surprised!"
Looking down at me, who was tackled and lying down, Maopaipai proudly boasted.
"I was certainly surprised, but I guess that technique can only be performed through the mouth!
Then all I have to do is not stand in front of you!"
As I stood up, I told him the truth.
Yes, Maopaipai is tied up with Shiro's thread.
If I knew that the special move with the obscene name could only be performed through his mouth, I should just not stand in front of Maopaipai's mouth.
And then, I would win and show Maopaipai that I can afford to do so,
"Hey! Cedric, no good! Look behind you!"
Mary, who was still struggling with the tuna, spoke to me, so I followed Mary's instructions and slowly turned around.
"Gah!"
When I looked back, I saw that the Golden Skull's engine, the D*son-type electric fan magic power section, had been destroyed by the Oppai explosion.
"This is not good."
My blood suddenly drained, and cold sweat was pouring down endlessly.
If the ship stopped in the middle of the sea like this, there would be nowhere to escape.
Originally, we had planned to use the Golden Skull's mobility to get away from the Blackbeard Pirates before fighting.
However, if we stopped in the middle of the sea like this, we would have to fight the Blackbeard Pirates' entire fleet at once.
"We're stuck..."
"We sure are stuck."
"Cedric! I finally caught the fish!"
Mary lifts a big black thing, maybe three meters long, with both hands, as if to say, [How do you like that?] She lifted it up with both hands and showed it to me.
"It's too late... read the atmosphere..."
"I... I guess, but it can't be helped! Besides, you gave the order to catch the tuna!"
Mary got upset and started blaming me.
Well, I was the one who gave the order, but I didn't have time to eat tuna anymore.
The Blackbeard Pirates' fleet is rapidly approaching the Golden Skull we're on.
"Kakakakaka! It’s my victory!
Originally, my purpose was to stop this ship!"
Maopaipai's loud laughter echoes on the deck of the Golden Skull.
If you think about it carefully, it makes sense.
I was so preoccupied with the tuna party that I was losing my ability to make calm decisions.
"Master, you're using the tuna party as an excuse, but I don't think Master would have noticed even if there wasn't for the tuna party."
Shiro hit a sore spot.
Certainly, I was thinking in my head using cool words like [calm judgment], but even if I wasn't thinking about the tuna party, I probably wouldn't have noticed what Maopaipai was trying to do.
However, I assumed that Shiro could read my mind, so I pretended to think of cool things.
"Master, there's no point in thinking about such meaningless things.
I knew most of what Master was thinking even before I could read what was inside your head!"
For some reason, she puffs out her chest and feels excited.
As usual, Shiro can afford it.
The destruction of the Golden Skull's power means death, right?
Even though my legs are shaking.
"Yep. That's a good sign. It looks like the effect of Mental Resistance (Extra Large) is firmly rejected!"
Shiro seems happy for some reason when she sees my trembling legs.
"Hey! No matter how you look at it now, it's probably where I need mental resistance (extra large)!"
Right now, I'm shaking in fear that Blackbeard, who has a death scythe that can kill me, is approaching me, and I can hardly stand up like a fawn.
"That's all right. It was strange to be normal when Blackbeard had killed Master so many times."
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