Unique Skeleton
"Ha!"
I suddenly woke up.
If I remember correctly, in order to evolve, I tap the unique skeleton from the status screen, and then...
I remembered everything and was horrified.
While I was evolving, I was sleeping in a defenseless state.
I happened to be a worthless bone, so I was saved, but if I were a monster with flesh, I would definitely have been eaten by another monster.
However, even though I am made of bones, there is a certain level of danger.
For example, if I had evolved at the 12th level, I would have been shoved around by the Fang Wolves by now.
Rattle*, rattle*, rattle*….
Just thinking about it makes me shudder.
A dumb surreal sound.
With bones, no matter what I do, it ends up looking ridiculous.
Well, I'm alive.
I'm an immortal, so I can't actually die.
I check my body for now.
I can't see anything particularly unusual.
Did I really evolve?
I get worried and look at the status screen.
Race: Unique Skeleton lv.1
Occupation: Hero
Titles: Immortal, The Man Who Remembered Too Late, A Hero Despite Being a Bone, Man Without Luck, A Bone Who Has Mastered Yin-Yang.
Skills: Super Concealment, Immortality, Appraisal
Strength 15
Luck 3
HP 30
MP 80
"No way... the level I've worked so hard to raise has fallen...
Do I have to raise my level again?"
I was shocked when I saw my level.
I can no longer use 1st rank light attribute magic, and 1st rank fire attribute magic is also gone.
The only thing that has changed is the name of the race.
"Hmm...? A Bone Who Has Mastered Yin-Yang?"
When I looked at the title, a new title had been added.
Does this mean that I have become resistant to light attribute magic?
That's it! If I remember correctly, the tip of my toe was missing.
That's what I thought, but before I knew it, my missing toe had healed back to normal.
By the way, if you evolve, will all the damage you've received so far be recovered?
Well, I don't know, but if it's healed, it's good......
And if you think about it, the first rank light attribute magic is also gone along with the level down.
However, I started feeling motivated.
Even though I'm a skeleton, I might be able to use light attribute magic.
This must be the first time in the history of skeletons.
I feel so happy when I think that I'm the only one special.
I have to level up quickly!
Right now, I can't use light magic, so there are no enemies I can defeat on the 21st level, where there are many dead spirits.
For now, let's go to the 5th level and let the Horned Rabbit pee on me.
Then, raise my level until I can use 1st rank light attribute magic right away!
I headed back to the 5th level, where adventurers were strolling about.
Why......
I'm currently pretending to be a skeleton corpse in the shade of a tree on the 5th level of the forest stage.
I want a Horned Rabbit to pee on my leg as soon as possible, but perhaps because I evolved into a unique skeleton and my body also became clean, the Horned Rabbit no longer pees on my leg.
The Horned Rabbit doesn't pee near me for some reason.
That said, if I confronted the Horned Rabbit directly, the Horned Rabbit would kill me in an instant, since I am level 1.
Actually, I'm immortal, so I don't die.
This is the first time in my life that I've ever wanted to have someone pee on my leg so badly.
I have no choice... but to do that.
I walk around the 5th level, looking for places that have pee.
There it was!
There was still steam coming out of the pee hanging at the base of the tree, and it looked like a Horned Rabbit had just peed on it.
Now I'm ready!
I then returned to where I was, along the Horned Rabbit's path.
And guess what?
A Horned Rabbit just shows up and pees on my leg!
I couldn't be happier.
I was so happy to have a Horned Rabbit pee on me.
At first, I didn't like it so much, but now I even feel a kind of excitement.
"Ah... it feels so good..."
It felt so indescribably good that I forgot to defeat the Horned Rabbit.
What am I doing...?
My purpose was to raise my level!
It was never about getting peed on by a Horned Rabbit.
I was so absorbed in the process rather than the goal that I forgot what I was supposed to be doing...
Maybe it's because I'm bones and don't have brains that I forget things quickly.
With that thought in mind, I cut off the Horned Rabbit's head while it was urinating with a sword with a chipped edge.
"Haaa...... it's been a long time since I've had meat......"
As soon as the Horned Rabbit's head flew off and became flesh dripping with fresh blood, the skeleton's natural instincts were awakened.
I obsessively devour the Horned Rabbit.
As expected, the meat is delicious.
I had been dealing with dead spirits on the 21st level for a while, so the meat of the Horned Rabbit tasted even better.
However, I still want to eat that kind of meat.
"I want to eat human flesh!"
(Bone language)
"Gyigyigyigyigyiー!"
The Adventurers' Guild reported today that the unpleasant cries heard on the 5th level, the cause of which was announced as unknown in the recent Adventurers' Guild investigation, were heard for the first time in a long time.
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