Shiro is Too Complacent
Ori Hime and I are currently staying near the stairs of the forest stage on the 5th level of Amru Dungeon.
"Ori Hime, I wonder when Shiro will come back..."
"Kyui..."
"That's right... we should have discussed about what time she'd be back..."
"Ah! Master. I'm back!"
As I was doing so, Shiro appeared with yakitori and leeks.
"You’re too late!
Before you go out, you'll have to let me know what time you'll be back!
Reporting, contacting, and consulting are common sense as members of society!"
With a bit of a fit, I explained to Shiro what she needed to do to be a good member of society.
"Ah, here's a souvenir!"
Shiro brushed off my anger and handed me and Ori Hime some yakitori and leeks.
"You, you're not sorry at all!
Do you think you can fool me with something like this?"
I was furious and took a bite of the yakitori while scolding Shiro.
"M... Meat, delicious!!"
I can't help but scream.
This yakitori is definitely the yakitori from the stall in front of the entrance to Amru Dungeon.
When I was an adventurer, I often ate it for breakfast.
"No, not that! I was talking about, [Before you go out, let me know what time you'll be back]!"
"Well, well, master, there’s more!
For the time being, I bought as much as I could at the stall!"
After saying that, Shiro took out yakitori one after another from her magic bag.
"Uhyooo! Meat, meat!!"
It seems that Shiro knows how to handle me completely.
When I finished eating all of Shiro's souvenir yakitori and had a full stomach, I was gradually freed from the curse of meat and my sense of judgment returned.
"So, Shiro. What were those soldiers from the other country?"
"That's Master's fault!"
"W… what… my fault?"
"That's right!
When you came to the 5th level before, you stuck a tree branch into the adventurer's asshole, right?
One of them was the prince of the Lester Kingdom. Looks like he's coming for revenge!"
"Revenge against me?"
"That’s right. It’s revenge for my brutal Master!
That's why I told you to stop sticking tree branches up their assholes!"
"Am I the enemy of the human race now......?"
I feel a little depressed.
If I am identified as an enemy of mankind, I will no longer be looked at by humans.
My goal. To run a harem, human women are indispensable.
A harem without humans is no longer a harem at all!
After all, the most erotic race in this world is the succubus, followed by humans.
If you deal with a succubus, they will even suck your semen and kill you if you are not good at it, so the easiest, safest and most erotic to deal with is a human being......
When I was down on all fours and feeling depressed, Shiro hurriedly consoled me.
"Master! For the time being, the only enemy is the Lester Kingdom, and I have negotiated with the Amru Adventurer’s Guild and Harman Kingdom to be on your side, so don’t worry too much. No problem!"
"Shiro, you even did that!"
I admire Shiro for being so competent.
"Isn't it obvious! I am master's number one servant!"
"Uoooーー. I'm sorry I yelled at you for coming back so late..."
I sobbed and got down on my knees to Shiro.
"Tehehe. It's my role to solve the impossible problems faced by Master."
Shiro patted my head.
"So, Master, what are you going to do now?
It seems that the Lester Kingdom is renting out the Amru Dungeon for one month!"
Shiro changed the subject and asked what our future plans would be.
"I see. Does that mean that if I don't go to the upper layer for a month, I won't have to fight..."
"Is that okay? If that happens, the Lester Kingdom will think that Master is a coward!"
For some reason, Shiro provokes me.
"But... fighting against the Lester Kingdom might mean killing your opponent..."
"You don't have to kill! As usual, most of the enemies will faint if they hear Master's screams!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right! It seems that the enemy has prepared a saint to deal with Master, so this is a good opportunity to make them understand that light magic doesn't work, and to show that Master is not a Demon King!"
"I see. Indeed, if they found out that light magic doesn't work, I can prove that I am not a Demon King, but a hero!"
I'm starting to feel motivated!
I feel like Shiro is playing me though.
"I will fight against the Lester Kingdom! And this battle will be the foundation for me to become the Harem Hero!"
I thus, later, genitals? Century? I was to throw myself into what was later called the battle of the century.
(TN: 性器, Seiki, meaning genitals. 世紀, Seiki, meaning Century.)
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