Room of Spirit and Time
"100 years!? And without eating or drinking!!"
"I'm sorry. That was a mistake."
I was relieved to hear Anastasia's mistake.
It's probably a mistake of 100 days, not 100 years.
Well, 100 days is a lot, but it's better than 100 years.
"Not only do you not eat or drink, but you work without sleep or rest for 100 years!"
"That's impossible! If a normal human being continues to exercise without sleep or rest for a week without food or nutrition, he or she will die!"
"But, Ced-kun, you're immortal, so you won't die, right?"
"I won't die, but I'll turn into a skeleton again!"
"Fufufufu, you’re kidding!"
Anastasia covers her mouth and laughs.
This is why old hag's joke is...
As old women get older, they start to say things that are so stupid that you can't tell if they're being serious or joking.
"Master. Use this."
Shiro took out a huge hut from her magic bag.
It would be a bit of an understatement to call it huge considering it's a hut, but it's actually large enough for two people to practice swinging at.
"By any chance, is this the room of spirit and time?"
"Yes, it is the room of spirit and time!
Anastasia-san asked me to make it in a hurry!"
Shiro even created this thing...
Well, speaking of training, it's the Room of Spirit and Time in Dr*gon Ball, but I never thought she'd be able to make even the bare things on the lowest floor of the god's temple...
"Anyone can make something like this! In other world light novels, some strange old man gives the main character something called the 100 Million Year Button, which is like a room of spirit and time!"
"Certainly……"
Apparently, Shiro thinks that the knowledge from anime and light novels that I have in my memories of Earth is ordinary technology that actually exists and can be realized...
Well, since she had actually made it, it actually exists right in front of my eyes.
"But the great thing about this is that you can freely set the time!
For example, turning 100 years into 1 hour, or turning 1000 years into 5 minutes!
However, please be careful because if you make settings that are too unreasonable, you will break your mind!"
Well, the setting of a room of spirit and time itself is unreasonable, but if time constraints were removed and we could set things freely, I'm sure there would be some negative effects.
"Then how about making 100 years into one day?"
"If that’s all there is to it, there shouldn’t be any problems!"
Shiro gave her okay to Anastasia's proposal, saying there was nothing wrong with it.
"For now, Ced-kun and Mary-chan, please show me your moves!"
Mary and I do what Anastasia tells us to do and demonstrate our movements.
"Yep. It's pretty good! Ced-kun, when you raise your wooden sword, try raising your right shoulder a little higher!
When Mary-chan swings down, you tighten your arms even more!
Yes, that's how it feels!
In order not to forget that feeling, you will continue to practice swinging for 100 years without taking a break in the room of spirit and time!"
"Do we really have to keep practicing for 100 years?"
I asked.
I can't bear living just practicing for 100 years, and I don't think it's realistic.
"Practice swings are the basics! If you stick to the basics, you'll become stronger!"
"Master! In addition to the Dr*gon Ball and the 100 million year button, there was also a story about becoming a swordsman by practicing swinging for 500 years!
In otherworldly games these days, it's basic to get the cheats after training!"
Shiro has been using the common sense of Japanese anime and light novels, which is not the common sense of ordinary people.
"Well, that's true, but... maybe it's more realistic than 100 million years or 500 years of training..."
As someone who is addicted to Japanese anime and light novels, I can't help but agree with this.
"Cedric… I don’t think it’s realistic to practice without eating or drinking for 100 years without sleep or rest!"
Mary, who doesn't know Earth's anime and light novels, said something common sense.
"Mary-chan. Even if you do common sense training, you can't become strong!"
Anastasia said things like a lion pushing her child off a cliff in order to train her child, even though she wasn't Mary's parent or relative.
"However……"
Mary's heart wavers.
"This kind of thing seems to be common knowledge in Japan, where Ced-kun lived!
I asked Shiro-chan if it would be possible to create a room where time would stop, like a magic bag.
[It is like the room of spirit and time!
If you put a living thing in a space where time has completely stopped, it will cause harm, just like a magic bag, so all you have to do is craft it so that time moves forward a little bit inside the room!
The Room of Spirit and Time is a common training method in Earth's anime and light novels, so I actually made a prototype for Master's training!]
That's what she said!"
"W... what! Was it common sense in Japan?"
When Mary heard about Japan, it seemed like she accepted everything in an instant.
If Mary becomes interested in something, she has no choice but to do it.
Besides, I know.
If you train in the Room of Spirit and Time, you will be able to increase your power tremendously!
Well, that's just what I've read in anime and novels.
"Well then, both of you, I will set the time, so please enter the Room of Spirit and Time!"
Shiro hurries Mary and I to enter the Room of Spirit and Time.
Apparently, the time is set using a button on the door outside the room.
"I'm telling you, the door won't open until the time is up!
If you try to forcefully open it from the inside, you might fall into a dimensional gap and never be able to escape!"
For some reason, right before I entered the Room of Spirit and Time, Shiro said something terrifying.
"Okay, I’ll set it up and close the door!"
Shiro comes to give a final confirmation.
"Yeah!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure!"
"Really?"
"I'm sure!"
"Really, really?"
"Repetitious!"
"Repetitious! Isn't that an exaggeration?"
"It’s repetitious, it’s too much!"
"Master, you’re being cocky!"
"It’s because you’re too noisy!"
"Do you know that I now have the right to control Master's life and death, and you are being cocky?"
"The right to control life and death is just a matter of training in the Room of Spirit and Time!"
"If you train in the Room of Spirit and Time, it's guaranteed that your mind will collapse!
I must confirm it to Master, who has a weak heart, over and over again because I was worried that your mind would break soon!"
Shiro pleads with tearful eyes.
I said something bad to Shiro.
"Bad boys will be punished!
Ah!"
"What! Anastasia-san! 1000 years! That's no good!"
Shiro is panicking at Anastasia's sudden action.
"Well then, Ced-kun and Mary-chan! Good luck, with just the two of you ♡"
With that said, Anastasia shook off Shiro's restraints and slammed the door to the room of spirit and time!
Mary and I stare at each other blankly inside the Room of Spirit and Time, with the door closed.
And,
""Ehhhhhーー!!""
Mary and I's crazy screams sounded hollow in the room that was barely big enough for us to practice in.
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