Skull Head
"Master! It's finally done!"
Exhausted from the White Whale incident, I was sitting in the shade on the deck in a daze, when Shiro came out of the ship with a Golden Skull object.
"Finally!"
I stand up with joy.
"What do you think! This form! Cool skull and amazing ribs!"
Shiro is proud of the object she made and is resting her cheek on the golden skull.
The Golden Skull object is definitely modeled after my upper body.
It looked up and crossed its hands in front of its chest.
When attached to the bow of the boat, the face faces forward and the spine appears to be growing from the bow.
The material is all mithril, which is hard and durable, and only the skull part is gold-plated.
Just looking at it, it's me from my bone days.
I feel embarrassed when I think of myself as a model.
Normally, it would be impossible for a pirate ship's mark to be designed using the captain's own bones.
The captain would have to die before it would be designed.
As I was thinking about this, Shiro immediately attached the golden skull object to the bow of the ship.
It looks cool when viewed from above the bow.
"I want to see it from the front, and I also want to see it from the side."
I've seen the Golden Skull object itself from both the front and the side, but I'd also like to see what it looks like when it's attached to the Golden Skull.
"Master, if you turn into a bat, you can look at it, you know?"
As expected of Shiro. You're smart.
I had completely forgotten that I could transform into a bat.
Or rather, I had sealed it off.
After all, when I changed into a bat, Shiro would drool and look like she wanted to eat me.
"Let me tell you first! Don't ever eat me!"
"I know!"
"Absolutely!"
"Yes"
"Absolutely!"
"Are you faking it, by any chance?
Like a hot bath?"
"No, it's not! I'm looking at too much information in your head!"
This has the disadvantage of being able to see inside my head freely.
It wouldn't be funny if people thought I was talking in the sense of this world and that I was just pretending to be a Japanese comedian or something without their permission.
(TN: There's a comedian in Japan who makes people laugh with the big reaction he makes when he is pushed into the very hot water. When he does this, he always says "don't push me!" to the person who is supposed to push him. He says so instead of saying "please push me" because it's funny to viewers.)
After all, there's no such thing as a boiling hot bath.
If it's a hot water bath, it's just hot.
I'm going to get eaten.
If I were to be eaten, I'd turn into a poop as I am immortal.
No one would respect a hero who smells so bad!
Or rather, no one will approach...
As I was daydreaming, Shiro read what was in my head without permission.
"I don’t mind if my master becomes a poop hero!
I think scat play is also cool!"
For some reason, it came out as a s*x play.
"I don't like scat!
I'm a clean freak by nature!
Ah! You thought I was not having a bath at home!
When I get back to the base, I'll definitely make a huge cypress bath!"
"Are you the former Hanshin Tigers player Kataoka?"
"No, it's not! He himself says that his parents’ house doesn’t have a cypress bath!
If you can see my memories, watch till the end!"
"I knew it was a good idea to look into every corner of Master’s head!"
Shiro draws an oblique conclusion
"Do whatever you want! After all, I don’t know how far you’ve looked into my memories!
I have nothing to hide from you now!
After all, you don't mind if I become a poop hero, right?"
"Poop hero, I'm totally okay with it!
So you would have preferred I would eat Master who turned into a bat?"
"I told you, I'm a clean freak!
Eating bats is definitely not allowed!
No bats other than me!
I feel like you're eating my people!"
"Are you faking it?"
"It's not!"
In the end, I got scared and couldn't transform into a bat.
I really want to see the Skull Head from the front.
But I can't trade it for my life.
I'm immortal, so I won't die.
When I was having fun with Shiro,
"Kyui!"
I heard Ori Hime's cry.
"Master! Ori Hime says she found an island!"
Shiro immediately translated it for me.
"Is that true? If so, we'll land right away!
I want to see the Golden Skull with the skull head attached from both the front and the side!"
"Kyui!"
Ori Hime heard my words and replied.
Of course, I'm looking forward to seeing Skull Head head-on, but I'm also looking forward to landing on an island for the first time.
Also, in the beginning, I would like to ram a pirate ship with the mithril skull head attached to the bow.
As I was thinking that,
"Kyui!"
Said Ori Hime again.
"Master! A galleon has appeared from the shadow of the island!"
Shiro again translates Ori Hime's words.
"You're lying! Even if you say this is the ocean, it's inside a dungeon!"
"But it's definitely a Galileon galleon!"
Shiro reports to me while looking towards the island.
"Well, that's right... I see it too.
And it's flying a pirate flag."
"Master, what should we do?
Should we run away because they are pirates?"
"Hmph! What are you talking about, Shiro-kun?
We are also a pirate ship flying a pirate flag!
This is the time to test the performance of the mithril skull head you made!"
"Certainly... But I don't want to damage the skull head I made..."
"I don't like it either, but ramming a pirate ship and an enemy ship with a skull head is just a man's romance!"
"I'm not a man, I'm a woman, but I'm prepared to do as Master commands!"
Shiro raises both fists in front of small breasts as if praying.
"Alright! You heard what I said! Ori Hime!
Fold the sails, increase the air output to maximum, and ram the belly of that pirate ship as hard as you can!"
"Kyui!"
Hearing my command, Ori Hime, who is at the helm of the Golden Skull, cheerfully replies.
"Shiro! Hold on to the deck railing so you don't get blown away!"
"Roger!"
The speed of the Golden Skull increased rapidly, and the mithril skull head collided with the pirate ship that was slightly larger than the Golden Skull!
Boom*!
The pirate ship is smashed into pieces by the Golden Skull's skull head.
Moreover, the Golden Skull was unharmed.
Well, the entire hull is coated with mithril, so it's only natural.
A wooden ship is like tofu to the Golden Skull.
The Golden Skull is definitely an over-technological pirate ship in this world!
"You did it!"
Shiro talked to me while checking that there were no scratches on the skull head.
"Well, I'm a harem hero and the captain of a pirate ship!"
I declare to Shiro with a grin on my face, just like the captain of a pirate ship I think of.
"But was that okay?
No matter how much you call it a pirate ship, it could have been a good pirate, like the L*ffy pirates?"
"......"
Shiro's casual words made me stop talking.
I've done it,.......
However, what has been done cannot be undone.
Well, if the crew of the pirate ship that was wrecked into pieces were bad pirates, there would be no problem.
But I don't think I did anything so wrong.
This is the 35th level of the dungeon.
To begin with, there are no humans on the unexplored 35th level.
Even if there were, they were monsters.
If it's a monster, it doesn't matter how much I kill!
Because I'm a hero!
Because killing monsters is my job and my profession!
As I was thinking that, when Shiro brought the unconscious crew of the pirate ship in a spider's net.
"Ehh! These guys..."
I was shocked when I saw the crew of the pirate ship rolled onto the deck by Shiro.
"Yes. It's not a monster..."
Yes, the crew of the pirate ship that we wrecked into pieces were all human.
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