Britney Goto Romantic
"Hana! I've come to pick you up, nya!
We're going to train, nya!"
While I was on my hands and knees with my head hanging down, a woman who spoke in a bossy way at the Jigen-ryu dojo suddenly came into the tense match hall.
"Hmm? What is this guy doing with Hana, nya?"
That nice-bodied brown-haired cat-eared woman in a maid's uniform was standing in front of me, looking down at me.
Hmm!? Whatーー!
This cat eared girl isn't wearing panties!!
I'm glued on what's inside the skirt of the cat-eared girl with no panties and a shaved p*ssy.
Or rather, why aren't you wearing panties?
And her maid uniform is not the standard one either.
It's a maid outfit with a frilly inseam skirt, like the ones worn by maids at Japanese maid cafes.
"Britney-sama. These people broke into the dojo, so I had Hana deal with them."
Haruki Hala, the head of the school, said to the cat-eared person in a maid uniform.
"Break into the dojo? The Jigen-ryu? Are these guys idiots?"
While having an erection, I got pissed.
I'm sensitive to the word idiot.
"Oh! This guy gave me a murderous intent, nya!
In the last 300 years, there hasn't been a single person on the southern continent who radiated murderous intent to Britney Goto Romantic, nya!"
Hmm? Britney Goto Romantic?
"Master! That person is the right-hand man of Queen Gabrielle Goto Tupesh of the [Jet Black Forest] that Father told me about!"
"She is wearing a maid outfit and has cat ears…. The psycho woman who slices a c*ck into a hundred pieces!?"
"Master! That's something you shouldn't say in front of her!"
"Are you stupid, nya?"
"I'm not stupid! I have a brain!"
I got mad and stood up.
I won't forgive anyone who calls me an idiot after my brain is restored!
"You're funny, nya! For now, take off your pants, nya!"
Britney suddenly gives an order.
"I refuse! I mean, you’re going to slice my c*ck!
There's no way I would take off my pants while knowing that!"
"Ha?"
Britney says with murderous intent.
At the same time, all the students in the dojo, including the head of the school, except the 10-year-old Hana Harada, fell to the floor.
Some of them even fainted while leaking pee.
I instantly realized the difference in our abilities and hurriedly took off my pants and underpants.
"Pfft! Short and uncircumcised"
Britney laughs when she sees my c*ock.
I knew that on the southern continent, an uncircumcised thing was something that was ridiculed.
I was too embarrassed and felt very frustrated.
"You're too funny. You withstood my murderous intent, and you have a short uncircumcised p*nis. Pfft!"
I'm too frustrated. Why do I have to be laughed at in front of everyone by a cat-eared girl with a face I like...
"I can't slice your p*nis with that size, so just put it away! Pfft!"
Shitーー!
Normally I would have been relieved that my c*ck didn't get sliced, but I didn't realize how humiliating to not get my c*ck sliced.
"Master! Please hold back!
Never fight with this person!
The level is too different!"
"I know. I know, but...
I’m so frustrated…"
"You’re really amazing, nya… You can talk normally after receiving my murderous intent, but usually, people are too scared to speak, nya!
You're funny, why don't you come with me for a while, nya?
I'll toy with you and play with you, nya!"
"No way……"
Apparently, this psycho Britney has taken a liking to me.
"But first, I'm going to train you, nya!"
Suddenly, I was made to kiss the floor.
My body is heavy.
It seems like a powerful gravity magic has been applied only to me.
"You've been working out quite a bit, nya! Well then, let's increase the power a little more, nya!"
"Ugegege..."
Splat*!
I was crushed to the floor and turned into a lump of meat.
"Master!"
Shiro hugs me, crying as I turn into a bloody lump of flesh.
Or rather, this woman is crazy.
I'm immortal, so I'm able to stay conscious, but normally I would have died when my head was crushed.
"That's really amazing, nya! You still managed to stay conscious even after being crushed, nya!"
Britney grinned and looked very happy.
"From here on, I'll take you on!"
Shiro confronts Britney, who is completely superior to her.
I was moved by Shiro and started to like her even more.
"You girl, nya! My favorite, nya! Moreover, you are a serious and beautiful girl.
You can call me Anee-sama from now on!"
"Eh?"
Shiro is confused by this incomprehensible development.
"Don't worry, nya! I have no intention of killing the short, uncircumcised man, nya!"
Britney sprinkled some kind of potion on me.
Then, my body quickly returned to normal.
"What? Is this?"
I don't really understand it, but it's amazing.
Could it be that this potion is the famous elixir?
The moment my body fully healed.
Splat*!
Again, gravity magic turned me into a lump of flesh.
"Why!?"
Shiro, who was relieved that my body had healed, was surprised and she didn't understand why.
I don't understand either.
Then, she applied the elixir again and healed me.
"What's with you? Usually, once you're crushed into a lump of meat, you'll be terrified, nya."
This time, Britney looked more puzzled.
Up until now, I have gained a lot of experiences that would be impossible to have under normal circumstances.
Eaten while still alive, something that would never happen in a normal otherworldly novel.
However, the story is comedic and light-hearted, and people tend to think it's a trivial experience.
"Well, it's okay! Guys who can be easily trained are boring, nya!
I wanted a toy that wouldn't lose its sanity no matter how many times I cut it.''
Britney Goto Romantic laughs eerily.
This woman is definitely a psycho.
Are you planning to use me as a test log or something?
I really want to run away, but...
Or rather, before I knew it, Shiro was caught, and hugged, and her cheeks were being rubbed.
Britney Goto Romantic seems to like Shiro very much.
"A cute little girl is justice!"
Great Demon King Britney Goto Romantic was very happy to have me and Shiro.
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