Evil Eye of Instant Death
Shiro and I successfully conquered the 4S unexplored dungeon and returned to Halahala Fortress City once again.
Normally, I should have been able to conquer it quickly, but I got too excited about training with the Octopus Samurai and ended up spending over a month in the dungeon.
"Oh! You're finally back! I was worried!"
Masako Hala, the leader of the Halahala Adventurer's Guild, came jumping up and down.
It appears that me and Shiro's adventurer party [White Whale] has ranked 10th in the adventurer guild rankings.
"Kuhahahahaha! It looks like White Whale has finally made it to the 10th place in the guild ranking!
Masako Hala! As promised, you're my woman from today!"
While laughing out loud, I announced this to the eyepatch woman, Masako Ha"a.
"You seem to have misunderstood, but ranking in the top 10 of the guild rankings hasn’t been decided yet."
Masako Hala answers with a straight face as if nothing is wrong.
"No matter how you look at it, it's in the 10th place in the guild ranking!"
I point to the name [White Whale] written on the guild ranking table posted on the wall.
"It's true that you're currently in 10th place, but if you're not in 10th place in the guild ranking by the end of December, I won't be able to participate in the adventurer's guild meeting!"
"It's okay, right? We're 7000 points away from the adventurer party behind us!"
"7000 points will be overtaken in an instant if you conquer a 5S unexplored dungeon!"
"But most of the adventurer parties that can conquer unexplored 5S dungeons are all absorbed into Team B or Team C of [Dog's Tail], right?''
"That’s true, but maybe the Meat Lovers Alliance will ask a friendly guild to help them out."
"They have helpers?"
"Yes. Moreover, the Meat Lovers Alliance is a long-established guild, so they are in close contact with the top guilds!"
"Then, no matter what I do, I won’t be able to get into the top 10 of the guild rankings!"
"So, from now on, politics will come into play.
Isn't Cedric good friends with Britney-sama from [Dog's Tail]?
Then, could you please ask Britney-sama not to send any helpers to the [Meat Lovers Alliance]?"
"Are [Dog's Tail] and [Meat Lovers Alliance] on good terms?"
"The Meat Lovers Alliance is a regular customer of [Mino Ichiban], a yakiniku restaurant run by [Jet Black Forest].
If the [Meat Lovers Alliance] asks for help, the princess who is the queen of [Jet Black Forest] and the leader of [Dog's Tail] will help!"
Masako Hala passionately talks about the relationship between the [Meat Lovers Alliance] and [Dog's Tail].
"After all, it's impossible for [White Whale] to rank in the top 10 of the guild rankings!"
"So please ask Britney-sama!
To not let the Meat Lovers Alliance ask the princess for help!"
"Threatened by Britney?
You mean they should just give up on the top 10 guild ranking?"
"That's right. Anyone with a p*nis will succumb if Britney threatens them."
"Certainly……"
In the southern continent, Britney is notorious.
I also saw a c*ck sliced with my own eyes, and that technique is truly brutal.
Any man would shrink when he saw Britney.
Only a real psycho would be able to make that shrunken dick erect and slice it into 100 pieces.
Well, it might have been an exaggeration to say that any man's c*ck would shrink.
If you're a guy who wants to become a real woman, you might have a huge erection and precum flowing.
"Then with that, Shiro please!"
I threw it all to Shiro.
"You've got to do it, Master!"
"Do you think Britney will listen to me?"
"I don't think so."
"You're the only one who can!"
I bow to Shiro.
It's humiliating to bow to a servant, but I do it all in order to obtain Masako Hala, a woman with an eyepatch attribute.
"It's good if I just go! I'll go!
I will definitely lose my virginity to Britney Anee-sama."
"Britney is a woman, right?"
"She might used an electric vibrator or something!"
"Are there electric vibrators in this world?"
"Yes! Did you see the LCD terminal at the register at Mino Ichiban?
I think the southern continent is quite poisoned by Earth's civilization.''
"This world is progressing quite well."
"Well, it seems like there are quite a few people from another world visiting, and even devils come from this world."
"Indeed. Amaimon also wore a flashy suit made in Italy in the 90s.
Well, please refrain from using an electric vibrator and ask for a pink rotor or an electric massager!"
I proposed a solution to Shiro.
"I understand! I have also decided to give my virginity to Master, so I will definitely refuse the vibrator!"
"Have you finished your discussion?"
Masako Hala asks me and Shiro.
"It's done! Why does Master want such an older woman?"
Shiro glares at the eyepatch girl, Masako Hala, with a bitter look on her face.
"O… Old!?"
Masako Hala was surprised, as if she hadn't expected Shiro to diss her.
"Is the eyepatch really that attractive?"
Shiro's verbal abuse doesn't stop.
"Shiro-san. You look like you want to die, don't you?"
Masako Ha"a seemed to be really upset, and put her hand on the eyepatch over her left eye.
"Are you finally breaking the seal of the evil eye of instant death?
Your left eye hurts, right?
Is the stored mana going out of control?
Or are you pretending?
This is often seen in people with chuunibyou. Every time something happens, they hold down their eye patch and say that their left eye is tingling.
Also, the one who definitely has an evil eye is the left eye.
It's cooler to say that your left eye hurts than to say that your right eye hurts.
It is more special to be left-handed than to be right-handed.
Eh?
Is there a right eye too?
Isn't that because the artist feels more comfortable with the right eye?
People who write novels and people who draw pictures are different.
But, that evil eye that causes instant death was purposely implanted, right?
It's dangerous, so you should get rid of it as soon as possible!
Before an accident occurs"
Shiro's signature poisonous tongue exploded.
Masako Hala, leader of the Halahala Adventurer's Guild, silently removed her hand from the eyepatch over her left eye, perhaps having been unexpectedly damaged.
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