Tasting a Food
"That’s a huge amount!"
Reinhard was surprised to see a large amount of meat placed on the table.
"I don't know if I can eat this much..."
Anastasia was also surprisingly surprised.
"Because Master loves meat!"
Shiro answered happily for some reason.
After all, it might be better to correct Shiro's misunderstanding quickly.
When I was a skeleton or a Lich, I would get excited just by looking at meat, but now, when I look at the huge amount of meat on the table, I get heartburn before I even eat it...
"Shiro... I'll say it again, but I'm no longer a skeleton, so I want to eat something other than meat..."
"Ehhーー! Is that so!?
Before, when I served something other than meat, I was told, [Don't put anything other than meat on the table!]. Master was so angry, though?"
Certainly, there were times when I said things like that.
But now I'm a vampire.
I want to eat things other than meat.
Well, I can eat as much raw liver as it is rich in iron.
"Well, I did say that. From now on, you can serve other meals other than meat."
"I understand! Actually, I wanted to eat bugs too!"
Shocking words that I had never expected came out of Shiro.
"C... can you give me a break from bugs..."
"Ah! By the way, a lot of the cockroaches we hunted today are in the magic bag!"
Did Shiro intend to eat cockroaches?
If you think about it, the natural enemy of cockroaches is spiders.
Even if the existence of cockroaches was unknown in this world, Shiro might have instinctively thought that cockroaches looked delicious.
"First of all, if you eat a cockroach, I'll fire you as a servant!"
"Ehhーー! Why!?
It looks so delicious..."
"Did you, by any chance... have you already eaten a cockroach?"
"I haven't eaten any! I was going to serve it as an after-dinner snack today, but......"
"Shiro, you saved my life. But if you had given me a cockroach, I might kill you.
That's how much I hate cockroaches!"
"I… I see…"
Shiro was probably so shocked by my words that she sat down on the spot.
"Cedric, that's too much!"
In a panic, Reinhard scolds me.
Well, if you are a resident of this world, it may be natural for you to think that what I say is too much.
But what about in Japan?
If your girlfriend or wife serves you a dead cockroach as a side dish for dinner...
Is there anyone who doesn't get angry?
Or rather, I think it's a form of harassment aimed at completely breaking up with her.
I'm the same way.
In this world, it may seem like she just served me locust tsukudani (food boiled in soy), but I am a former Japanese who hates cockroaches.
No matter how sadly Shiro cried, there were some things I would not compromise!
"Do you understand, Shiro!"
I remind Shiro again.
"Cedric, I told you that's too much!"
Wham*!
Reinhard, who had grabbed me by the chest and yelled at me, was blown away by Shiro's powerful kick.
"Can you please not interfere in our problems, Reinhard!
Only Master can give me orders!
Only Master can set me free!
Master's job is to give me impossible challenges!
I was a little sad that I couldn't eat cockroaches, but being abused by Master is my purpose in life and the ultimate joy, so I hope someone like Reinhard won't interrupt the conversation between Master and me!"
Shiro was angry and told Reinhard.
As for Reinhardt, he collided with a huge tree and passed out with his eyes rolled up, so I don't think he heard Shiro's words...
Well, for now, the problem has been resolved.
Shiro will no longer eat cockroaches.
In fact, eating insects is no good either!
I don't want a woman who eats insects to be in my harem.
With a mouth full of insects, I can't kiss it!
"And I'll tell you one more thing! Don't eat insects either!"
"Insects too... I understand. But frogs are fine, right?"
I don't really like frogs either, but I've already become addicted to rainbow frog blood.
"Yeah, frogs are okay."
"Really? I also grilled the frog meat, so I'm glad it didn't go to waste!"
Did Shiro even grill the frog meat without permission?
I might have almost eaten it without knowing it!
However, in reality, frog meat is delicious, but as a former Japanese person, I just can't get over the feeling.
Anyway, that's the end of this story.
I don't want to talk about creepy cockroaches or frogs anymore.
"Anastasia, can you take care of Reinhard?"
I ask Anastasia.
Reinhard didn't attack me out of malice either.
It was just that he was acting out of consideration for Shiro, but that, in turn, tugged at Shiro's anger.
There was a heaping amount of meat on the table, but the members of [Falcon Claw] ate it without any difficulty.
They also ate the frog meat, which looked delicious.
Originally, frog meat was considered a delicacy in this world!
However, since my memories of when I was Japanese have returned, I just don't like frog meat. Before I became an adventurer, when I was in an orphanage, I was always hungry and would normally catch mice and insects!
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