Noble Lady
"What is that, you big-breasted woman! Women with big breasts should die!"
At night, Shiro came back to my dorm room, muttering to herself.
"What happened to the restoration of the school building?"
I ask Shiro a vague question.
"It’s finished! It was a major construction project that required 100 dwarves from the southern continent!
Seriously, Mary-san, what are you thinking!
Peter, why did you hire Mary-san as a teacher!"
According to the story, Shiro and Mary got into an argument, and in the end, the principal, Peter, stopped them.
Apparently, Peter recommended Mary as a teacher.
After hearing such a story, she makes a guess.
"Maybe Peter wanted to teach Bushido to the students?"
"Mary-san is always trying to imitate good old Japanese teachings like Bushido."
"That may be true... but you shouldn't destroy the school building!"
"It was because her opponent was Old Eagle, Charlemagne’s right-hand man!
Because she's a battle junkie, she found the death match with Old Eagle so fun that she went crazy!"
"A teacher forgetting to teach and have fun..."
Shiro was completely taken aback.
"She's an idiot, so there's nothing you can do about it!"
"Somehow, when Master defends Mary-san, I get even more annoyed!"
"You're also a narrow-minded woman!"
"Before I know it, the people of the country have mistaken you for a little girl with a big heart!"
"Well, I guess everyone is finally starting to see how big my heart is!"
"Just because they think that Rikorit-sama has a big heart doesn’t mean that it can convey how big Master’s heart is!
Or rather, it's just completely misunderstood by the people!"
Shiro's deadly praise and diss exploded.
"Are you saying I'm narrow-minded?"
"There’s no way someone who gets angry and punches me has a big heart!"
"I... I don't think so... You looked like you wanted to be hit, so I had no choice but to hit you!"
"I am.!"
I don't really understand it, but Shiro agrees with me.
I was kind of annoyed by Shiro, so I thought about punching her, but since I'm currently the same size as Shiro, I thought it would end up like a sister fight, so I decided against it.
"By the way, were you surprised when you returned to the dormitory early due to the shortened class?"
Shiro asked as if she were praising the quality of the dormitory that she had magically remodeled.
"Well, it's only natural that Shiro can do this much, right?"
I answer bluntly.
"Of course... I did a lot of work to renovate the large public bath..."
"Come to think of it, in the public bath, all the noble ladies except for the blond vertical roll were fainting!
Of course, it's not my fault!"
I blurt out what I vaguely remembered.
"What’s the matter with them? Even though I scolded them!"
For some reason, Shiro was starting to get angry.
"I will go!"
"What!? Where?"
"Of course, I'm going to scold the noble ladies!"
"What! Now? If you go to them, people will think I'm a prick!"
Panicking, I run to protect myself.
"Then, I'll casually ask the other maids or dorm residents what happened today!"
"Then, okay!"
I don't have a problem as long as people don't think I'm not a prick.
Other people's misfortune is like honey.
So, when I headed to the large dining room, I found that it had also been magically remodeled by Shiro.
It's a gorgeous, sparkling space that looks like a ball is being held.
A fluffy red carpet on the pure white walls decorated with gold.
On the ceiling is a religious painting depicting the trajectory of my adventures.
In the center is a huge chandelier.
Also, the tables that were placed at even intervals have been replaced from rectangular tables to stylish round tables in a girlish style, and each and every chair has been replaced with a gorgeous aristocratic chair.
In such a wonderful space, the noble ladies who had recovered from their unconsciousness were drinking tea and chatting happily.
However, when they noticed me and Shiro appearing in the dining room, everyone stood up.
"Rikorit-sama. Shiro-sama. Thank you for your hard work."
They greeted us in the manner of a noblewoman.
I grabbed the edge of my skirt in the same way and tried to greet them in a noblewoman manner, but Shiro stopped me.
"Rikorit-sama is the top in the dormitory!
All you have to do is bow your head a little and say [Good day], and it's okay!"
Shiro, who knows everything, taught me the etiquette of an aristocrat, so I decided to try it right away.
"Good day."
When I said this with a slight bow, the noble ladies bowed deeply and returned it.
I look like a noble lady!
[Master, it is a very useful word, so from now on, if something happens, just say it and you'll be able to get through anything!]
Shiro tells me in a whisper.
Then, as I sat down, the blond vertical roll's maid came over.
"Rikorit-sama, Shiro-sama, today's menu!"
It's no longer a buffet style.
The menu is extensive, with several course dishes as well as dozens of a la carte items.
The dessert menu is also extensive, as is the drink menu.
"Then I'll take course A!"
Since it's my first time, I order the daily dinner course, which is the safer one.
"I'll take the same course as Rikorit-sama!"
"I understand! I'll bring it to you right away!"
I don't really understand, but Shiro, who is supposed to be the chief maid, is also sitting at the table with me and ordering food.
When the maid disappeared, I asked Shiro in a low voice.
[You don’t have to work as a maid!]
[I am the chief maid of this noble dormitory, but I am also the prime minister and military commander of the Sussex Empire Federation!
There's no way I could bow down to a nobleman other than Master!]
[Is that so?]
[That’s right!]
Well, since she has the authority to magically remodel the student dormitory without permission, it might be natural to say so.
As I was doing that, the blond vertical roll came to the dining room alone.
Then, when she spots me and Shiro, she rushes over to our table and greets us.
"Rikorit-sama. Shiro-sama. Thank you for your hard work!"
The blond vertical roll gracefully held both ends of her skirt and greeted us in a noblewoman manner.
"Good day."
I use the words that Shiro taught me earlier and greet her while sitting in my seat.
It seems like I have become the daughter of a high-ranking noble.
Or rather, I was a high-ranking noble.
"Chateraise-sama, please tell me what was going on in the dormitory today while I was away.
Did you follow the instructions I warned you about?"
Somehow, all of a sudden, Shiro asked Chateraise?
"Yes! Um... I'm sorry!"
The blond vertical roll turned extremely pale and fell to the ground on the spot.
And,
"While I was there, my dorm mates passed out in the bath again!"
She bowed her head deeply and apologized to Shiro.
"I see... from what I said...
Are you guys making fun of me?"
"T… there's no such thing!"
The blond vertical roll was shaking and sweat was pouring down her forehead, staining the bright red carpet.
The other noble ladies who were listening to the exchange between Shiro and the blonde vertical roll and watching from a distance also fell to the ground on the spot and were trembling.
Shiro probably scolded them in the same way.
"This is all due to my lack of education!"
I don't really understand, but it seems like the blond vertical roll is going to take all the blame on her own.
What a noble spirit.
She is truly a mirror-like noble lady.
I have a weakness for such nice people.
I couldn't help but want to send a rescue boat.
"Shiro, the blond… it’s not that Chateraise has done anything wrong!
She hasn't fainted in the bath, and on the contrary, she actively helped care for the ladies who have passed out!"
I almost couldn't help but say blond vertical roll.
I thought it had the same name as a super cheap sweets shop that used to be around a long time ago, so I could remember the name without making a mistake, but otherwise, it would have been dangerous.
I took the trouble to say a good line, but if I had just said [blond vertical roll], things would have been irreversible.
The reputation of Rikorit that I had built up until now will fall into disrepair.
I can imagine that it must have been terrifying.
But,
"Rikorit-sama! Thank you for your kind words!
To think that you would protect someone like me..."
Somehow, the blond vertical roll is trembling and moved by my words.
That's how moved the blond vertical roll is.
"Chateraise-sama, you didn’t faint in the bath?"
Shiro asked carefully.
"Yes! But it's true that I couldn't stop the others from fainting!
Please, please punish me like the other dorm residents!"
The blond vertical roll is truly a noble lady.
"I see. If Chateraise-sama says so, I will punish you too!"
"Thank you!"
Chateraise was crying and thanking Shiro.
Was being punished by Shiro such a joy that she shed tears?
I don't understand the feelings of a noble noblewoman, so I don't care.
"Okay, everyone please meet at the public bath in 10 minutes!
Just a little, I'll give you a good squeeze so you don't faint!"
""Please!!""
The noblewomen's reply echoed through the large dining room.
Needless to say, when Shiro heard the noble ladies' reply, she looked down so that no one would notice, and grinned happily.
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