Completion of Training
I finally completed 1000 years of training, looking forward to s*x with Mary that only happens once every 100 years.
And, at the same time as I finally made Mary cum, the tightly closed door of the room of spirit and time opened.
"Master! What the hell are you doing!"
Shiro, who was standing in front of the open door, was surprised to see me and Mary in a docked state.
"Arara, well, well"
I don't really understand, but Anastasia seems happy.
"Master was training, right?"
Shiro grabs me by the chest and presses me close to her.
I've never seen such a scary Shiro.
I've only had s*x 10 times in 1000 years of training, so why does she have to get so angry?
For a moment, I felt remorseful that I had done something wrong, but then I started to feel angry.
"Shut up! Do you even understand the hardship of training for 1000 years!"
"I don't understand! But Master has only been practicing s*x for 1000 years!"
"Don't be so quick to judge! Take a peek inside my head!"
"Even if you don’t tell me, I’ll take a peek!"
Shiro closes her eyes for a while.
And,
"Well... I never thought that my corrupt master was seriously training..."
Shiro was trembling and moved.
Does it move you that much?
For me, I just trained normally.
"What do you think! It's amazing, isn't it! Even I can do it!"
I'm proud of this fact.
No matter what, I want to be praised.
"Thank you! Mary-san!"
Shiro, crying, hugs Mary and thanks her.
"Why are you thanking Mary?"
Isn't it strange?
I'm the one who did the training.
Well, Mary was also training.
Wasn't Shiro supposed to be impressed by my training?
"No matter how you think about it, it's thanks to Mary-san that Master was able to endure 1000 years of training without getting bored!
It would be impossible for Master who is self-indulgent and easily swayed to seriously train for 1000 years!
In fact, at the beginning of the training, Master was lying down and looking at Mary-san's crotch!"
I can't lie to Shiro, who can read everything in my head.
In fact, to Shiro, it may have happened just one day, but to me, it happened for 1000 years.
The truth is that I don't really remember that long ago.
"I do remember being lazy for the first few days.
It's a memory from 1000 years ago, so I can't be sure, but it's true that I trained for 1000 years!"
"Thanks to Mary-san."
"Mary has nothing to do with it! It's true that I was training looking forward to s*x, which happens once every 100 years, but I should have been able to train even without Mary!"
"The no-good Master who couldn't apologize to Kenji until you became a bone?
What can Master who can't do anything without me do by himself?"
"T... that's..."
"Can Master do housework and sew?"
"Impossible"
"Can Master do laundry?"
"I don't want to."
"Can Master cook?"
"I can do that!"
Even I can make at least a meal.
After all, I love bonfires and barbecues more than anything.
"Master can only grill meat, right?
Who does Master think gets the seasonings and the meat?
I'm the one who procures everything!"
"If you say so, yes, but…"
I am swallowed up by Shiro's momentum.
When Shiro gets angry, six bright red eyes appear on her forehead, which is scary.
"That’s right! Master is a useless person who can’t do anything by himself!
Actually, what was it like when you were away from Kenji and working as an adventurer all by yourself?
It was totally no good!
Master was alone and shook off the hands of Anastasia and Reinhard who were trying to help Master, but in the end, Master fell into a trap and died while still in a daze!"
"I did not die! Because I had the immortality skill!"
I corrected it.
Well, because it is troublesome, I sometimes talk about the time when I turned into bones as being dead, but I am not really dead.
It's just that the flesh has rotted and I turned into bones.
Well, since I quit being a human and became a monster, it might be fair to say I died.
"Do you want to break my story with such a trivial misstatement?
I know that. It's a figure of speech!
After all, Master can't do anything by himself!
Even if Master can do it, you won't be able to do much, and you'll just end up taking the easy route!
Yes, Master is, to put it nicely, Liu Bang, the great emperor of the Han Dynasty!
Master also read [Xiang Yu and Liu Bang] by Ryotaro Shiba, right?
The reason I know this is because of Master's memories!"
"D... do I look like an outcast who would push his own child out of a carriage to escape from his enemies!"
Recently, Shiro, who has been reading every nook and cranny of my mind, is always flaunting her knowledge and using Ryotaro Shiba as an analogy.
"Is that so? It’s true that Liu Bang is a playboy and a useless person, but for some reason he was popular. Just like Master.
He was also good at recruiting talented people and placing them under his control and using the right people in the right places!
Master should use us well, too!
No one expects anything from Master."
Shiro said something very cruel.
Usually, she would praise me after dissing me.
"Ara, I'm looking forward to it!"
Apparently, Anastasia is the only one who has expectations for me.
"I also believe in Ced-nii’s talent!"
Kenji, just like Anastasia, doesn't doubt my talent.
To put it bluntly, these two people's blind evaluation of me is what made me suffer when I was an adventurer before I turned into bones...
At that time, my hero power was completely sealed away, or rather, I couldn't remember it, so no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't demonstrate my true potential at all.
However, Anastasia and Kenji expected more from me than I was capable of, so I didn't know what to do and ended up shutting myself away.
"I understand what you two are saying.
Actually, I also believe in Master's talent.
But it's no good to have too high expectations for Master.
Master has a chicken heart, so if you expect too much, Master will be crushed under the pressure."
"Shut up! I don’t have the talent like the geniuses Kenji and Shiro, and I’m just a weak-minded person!"
"That's right"
Shiro's sharp words pierce my chicken heart.
"But I want to change!
I want to become a person with a strong heart!
I want to be a harem hero!
I want to be STROOOONG!
And secondly, if I had to choose between Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, I wanted to be the talented and genius Xiang Yu!"
I express my feelings to Shiro.
"Master, Xiang Yu is impossible.
After losing to Blackbeard so many times, Master only looks like Liu Bang, a defeated general."
Indeed.
I have already been killed by Blackbeard over and over again.
"It's okay, Ced-kun. Even if you lose 100 times, if you win one in the end, you're the winner!"
Anastasia encouraged me.
That's certainly true.
Thanks to the Ancestor's Ring, I can return to death as many times as I want.
Even if I lose 100 times to Blackbeard, if I can win one time, it's my win.
This is exactly like Liu Bang, the defeated general in [Xiang Yu and Liu Bang].
Liu Bang, who had lost many times, defeated Xiang Yu once and started the Han dynasty.
Anyway, has Anastasia ever read Sima Qian's Shiji?
Well, there's no way that Anastasia, who isn't even Japanese, knows the stories of Sima Qian and Ryotaro Shiba's [Shiji] and [Xiang Yu and Liu Bang].
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