Slot Machine
"Kuh! I can't win at all!"
I have already invested over 90 million chips.
"Master, you have no talent."
"Talent has nothing to do with slot machines!
It's luck!"
"Then Master is just unlucky!"
"Shut up! I’m about to run out of chips, so go ahead and exchange the money!"
I gave an order to Shiro.
"This is the last. We don't have any more money in this world."
After Shiro said that, she took out a chip from her magic bag that she had apparently prepared from the beginning.
"Have you already exchanged the money?"
"When I exchanged some money earlier, I thought Master would run out of money soon, so I went ahead and exchanged it!"
"As expected of Shiro!"
"Is that where you should praise me?"
I snatched the chips from Shiro and continued playing the slot machine.
And 30 minutes later,
"In the end, you didn't win even once..."
"This slot machine is definitely broken."
"The winning amount on this slot machine is ridiculously high, so why not win?"
"Are you stupid? If you win, you'll get 1 billion marble!
Knowing that, how can I play any other slot machine!"
"I wonder. But can Master, who until recently had 3 luck, ever win?"
Shiro had hit a sore spot.
"You could say I've been saving my luck until this very day!"
"Please do as you wish, Master.
But we have no more money in this world."
"Yeah. I know. Is there anything we can exchange for money?"
"I don't want to! You can't win anyway!"
Shiro refuses.
She thinks I'll never win.
Since I had no choice, I went to the exchange counter and took out every single thing that could be worth money in this world from my magic bag.
"Master! Please never sell the sword!"
"I know!"
However, there are no good things in my magic bag.
That's because all the expensive things are inside Shiro's magic bag.
"Is there anything out of these that can be exchanged for money?"
I asked the G-Demon lady at the exchange counter.
"One free coupon for [Crescent Moon] can be exchanged for a chip worth 300,000 marble.''
"What did you say!"
An unexpected 300,000 marble.
Does it cost 300,000 marble to play at [Crescent Moon] once?
Even at a high-end store in Amru Fortress City, the maximum price was 80,000 gol...
Well, I have a lot of them, so I guess I could use at least exchange one.
I will definitely hit 1 billion marble.
If I have 1 billion marble, I can go to [Crescent Moon] as many times as I like!
"Then, please change just one!"
"I understand."
The lady at the exchange counter exchanged it for chips.
Excited, I headed back to the slot machine.
"Okay! I'll win this time!"
However, after 10 minutes,
"Why can’t I win!"
"I'm telling you, you'll never win the 1 billion marble."
"Shut up! Just exchange one more!"
I give Shiro a [Crescent Moon] free coupon.
"Yes, yes. Understood."
I grabbed the chips that Shiro had exchanged for me and faced the slot machine again.
However, after 10 minutes,
"Why! Why can't I win!"
"Like I said, it’s impossible!"
"Shut up! Go and exchange another one!"
"Yes, yes. Understood."
And 10 minutes later,
"Kuh! Shiro, change them to chips!"
I gave all the free coupons to Shiro.
"I exchanged them! For now, just one chip."
And 10 minutes later,
"Next time, I’ll win!"
"Yes. Here, a chip."
"This time!"
"Yes. Here, a chip."
"What!?"
"Yes. Here, a chip."
"Damn it!"
"Yes. Here, a chip."
Repeatedly, dozens of times.
Finally, the free coupons for [Crescent Moon] have run out.
"Why? Why?
I've been living on 3 luck for decades!
Isn't today the time to release the luck that's been suppressed until now?"
I get down on my hands and knees and cry.
"Master, you can’t accumulate luck."
Shiro answered calmly.
"Shut up! There’s no way someone as lucky as you would know how I feel!"
"It’s true that I am a lucky person, but Master is also lucky, right?"
"I've never had any luck!"
"But you met me!"
Shiro puffed out her chest with pride, thinking this was the real deal.
"Can you say that was good luck?"
"It is!
Only me! I'm the only one who can keep up with the idiot master!"
"Don't call me an idiot! I've got my brain back and I'm smarter!"
"You're an idiot! You don't understand my worth!"
"You're just a servant!"
Shiro is unusually trembling with anger at my casual words.
The eight bright red eyes are half open, which is very scary.
"Who do you think is cooking Master’s meals?
Who is cleaning Master's room?
Who washes Master's clothes?
Who makes Master's clothes?
Who makes Master's weapons?
Who built Master's lakeside log cabin?
Who made the octaple bed?
It's all me, right?
If you rely on me this much, can you live on your own now?"
Shiro opened her eight scary bright red eyes and asked me a question.
"I can't."
I can't help but answer immediately.
"It's fine as long as you understand. My joy lies in answering Master's impossible tasks."
Shiro's anger seems to have subsided somehow.
Actually, I freaked out and leaked a little pee.
"Um, Shiro..."
"I know. These are spare underwear."
I grabbed the underwear Shiro handed me and quickly headed to the bathroom so that no one would notice that I had peed.
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