Shiro's Great Adventure 3
In the chat room, Shiro is busy making clothes for Anastasia while waiting for the potato starch to arrive.
"I would appreciate it if you could sew the same golden embroidery on the skirt as the robe that Shiro-sama wears…"
"Roger that!"
Shiro accepts Anastasia's order.
And so, while she was making the outfit,
Knock* knock*!
There was a knock on the door of the chat room.
"Yes!"
Anastasia replied and opened the door to the chat room.
Reinhard had brought a muscular man with a shaved head and a beard.
"Nee-san, the Amru Adventurer Guild leader wanted to say hello, so I brought him here!"
"Hmm..."
Shiro replies while making Anastasia's clothes.
"It's our first time meeting. My name is Bruce, and I am the leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild. I hope to make your acquaintance.''
Bruce, the leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild, bowed deeply as he observed Shiro's condition.
"I am Shiro, the first servant of the great, supreme, sublime, shiny, nameless King of Bones."
Since Shiro is concentrating on making Anastasia's clothes, she answers without looking at Bruce, the leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild.
The Amru Adventurer's Guild leader stared at Shiro for a while.
Then,
"What are you looking at?"
Suddenly, Shiro turned towards the Amru Adventurer's Guild Leader and stared at him with a sworn look in her eyes.
"Hey... Bruce, don't tell me... you used appraisal on Nee-san..."
Reinhard looked at the Amru Adventurer's Guild leader's face, wondering what he had done.
"Hey, Reinhard, what are you guys doing, kneeling to this little girl?"
Bruce, the leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild, who had been using polite language, changed his tone as if he were a different person.
"Bruce, what are you talking about! Apologize to Nee-san!"
Reinhard panicked and immediately asked the Amru Adventurer's Guild leader to apologize.
"Are you out of your mind, while facing Shiro-sama!?"
Anastasia also couldn't believe her ears at the words of the leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild.
"Rattle*, rattle*…"
And Kenji, for some reason, was kneeling on the ground and starting to tremble.
"What are you guys talking about?
Have you checked this guy's status?
I just checked this guy's status with the appraisal skill, and it was on par with a B-class adventurer, you know?"
"T… there’s no way that’s the case!
Among the adventurers who picked a fight with Nee-san had a tree branch shoved into their assholes, many of them are A-class adventurers!"
"That's right! You are just a person who has never received Shiro-sama's real pressure!"
"Rattle*, rattle*…"
Kenji was rubbing his head against the floor, sweat dripping from his body like a waterfall.
"What are you guys saying?
Are you doubting my appraisal ability?
My appraisal ability is A-level appraisal, you know?
There's no way my appraisal could be wrong!"
The leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild tells Reinhard and the others in an eloquent tone.
"Can I have a minute, old man?
It seems like you're criticizing me for being weak, but that's the same thing as criticizing Master.''
Shiro stabbed the leader of the Amru adventurer's guild with a stern look in her eyes.
"Anyway, the skeleton that seems to be your master is using some sort of dark-attribute hallucination magic or something to make himself look strong, right?
In fact, not a single adventurer has died so far!"
"Hey! Just stop with that!
There's no way we [Falcon Claw] would be affected by illusion magic!"
"That's right! A monster that can turn into a human can't possibly be a B-class adventurer!"
"Rattle*, rattle*, rattle*, rattle*..."
Kenji is on his knees, vibrating like he's dancing, like a calling machine handed to you in a food court at a shopping mall.
It seems like he has turned into a completely dangerous person.
"The reason why no one has died is because Master says not to kill.
Personally, I think it would be better to just kill weak humans.''
"You've shown your true nature! You monster!"
"I don't originally express my true nature. Bruce Morrell-san."
"How do you know my full name?"
Bruce Morrell, leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild, looks at Shiro with a strange look on his face.
"35 years old, still single, 20 years without a girlfriend. Bruce Morrell-san is interested in Alice, the receptionist."
"H... how the hell do you even know that!?
No way, Reinhard, you told her!"
"I didn't say anything!"
Shiro continues on and on.
"Then there's Bruce Morell-san, whose left arm doesn't rise above shoulder level because of an old injury in your left shoulder."
"Even the things I haven't told anyone..."
The face of Bruce Morrell, leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild, quickly turned pale.
While looking at Bruce's face, Shiro's story continues.
"Every morning, Bruce Morell-san applies a hair-growing medicine to your head without fail.''
"Guh! Even that..."
"Bruce Morrell-san always masturbates before going to bed.
And then there's Bruce Morrell-san, who has ringworm.
And then, and then there's Bruce Morrell-san, who has hemorrhoids.
And then, and then, and then there's Bruce Morrell-san, whose p*nis is three centimeters long!"
"Don't say any more than thatーー!
How do you even know such private personal information!?"
The leader of the Amru adventurer's guild collapsed, probably because he didn't want it to be said.
Shiro grins and smiles.
And,
"Then I have a question. What level is my appraisal eye?"
After asking Bruce Morrell, she opened all six bright red eyes on her forehead and unleashed her murderous intent all at once.
At the same time, the hands and knees of everyone other than Kenji, who had originally been kneeling on the ground, were forced to touch the ground due to the enormous pressure.
"Bruce! It's your fault!"
"That's right! What the hell have you done!"
Reinhard and Anastasia on all fours, enduring the pressure, chastise Bruce Morrell.
"I didn't know! Please forgive me!"
Bruce Morrell, the leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild, trembles and rubs his face on the ground as he apologizes to Shiro with tearful eyes.
Kenji, who was glaring at Bruce Morrell while kneeling on the ground, suddenly shrugged off Shiro's pressure and stood up.
And,
"Those who mock my god, Shiro-sama, will be punished with death!"
He declared to Bruce Morrell in a strong tone, and pulled out his favorite sword, [Kumomaru], from its sheath.
"I'll die! I'll die and apologize, so please don't destroy the Amru Adventurer's Guild!"
Bruce Morrell, the leader of the Amru adventurer's guild, continues to bow to Shiro while peeing.
"No! I will not forgive anyone who makes fun of my god Shiro-sama, even if you are the guild leader!"
Kenji wields his favorite sword, [Kumomaru].
"No...... I... I'm not asking you to go that far......."
Shiro turned down Kenji's offer with a wry smile.
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