Sussex Commonwealth VS Crusaders 3
"Alright! I'll use the magic railgun mounted on my mobile armor, which was created by using the best of Sussex's technology, along with Smegma's milk, to shoot all the dung beetles of the Holy Roman Empire!"
To tell the truth, Sera had been itching to fire the magic railgun she had attached to her mobile armor for this war.
When one saw her belittling King William the Conqueror, who had never conquered anything, she got so excited that she wanted to take it out.
For the time being, her master Shiro told her that it was for the final stage of the battle.
She was instructed to use it to the Holy Roman Empire after they were exhausted, but Sera, who was at a mounting high, couldn't help but want to use it to the Holy Roman Empire right now.
"Kneel before me, using this magic super-electromagnetic cannon fired from this thick rod!"
When Sera pressed the button, a launcher shaped like a rod popped out from the front of the mobile armor for work she was riding in.
"Start charging magic and electricity!"
The right hand of the mobile armor for work violently jerks off the firing device that looks like a rod.
The mechanism is to charge the firing device by shaking the tip of the rod up and down.
It's the same principle as handjob flashlight and handjob radio. (TN: What the heck is handjob radio "手コキラジオ"?)
Sera must charge the power herself.
Sera frantically drank elixir and repeatedly had her mana drained away from her, and finally, after drinking five elixirs, she was able to fully refill the magic railgun.
By the way, the object fired from the Magic Railgun is a magic tool made from adamantite.
It enlarges from the moment it is launched, eventually increasing in size by 50 times.
"Kahahahahahahahah! I'll stab all the dung beetles of the Holy Roman Empire with my thick rod!"
After laughing out loud, Sera pressed the button on the Magic Railgun.
Bzzzzzttt*ーー!
The firing device that looks like a rod is charged with electric current and mana? Anyway, the launcher looks dangerous, or rather, it looks brutal.
The mobile armor for work uses both hands to squeeze the dangerous-looking launcher and raise the current level.
Then, when the power and mana of the launcher was on the verge of bursting,
Boom*!
The railgun shot out like pale milk!
The adamantite railgun, charged with man and electric current, swelled twice, three times, and finally up to 50 times in an instant, annihilating the 30,000 people of the Holy Roman Empire, who were located in front of Sera, in an instant.
"Kahahahahahaha! This is the kind of thing I can do!
I exterminated the dung beetles of the Holy Roman Empire with my thick milk!"
Sera is very happy.
However, this attack was too merciless.
In the first place, Charlemagne had no interest in this war.
He reluctantly sent troops to repay the current Pope for appointing him Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, but in reality, he did not want to get into trouble with the King of Sussex, who was rumored to be the Ancestor's older brother.
For that purpose, he brought a horde of 100,000 people with him, showed them the difference in their abilities, and wanted the Duchy of Sussex to surrender.
Of course, he also wanted to make sure that post-war negotiations did not turn out badly for the Duchy of Sussex.
And yet,
A catastrophe of unimaginable proportions is unfolding before his eyes.
"Did I misjudge them...?"
In Charlemagne's eyes, the military power of the Sussex Commonwealth was several steps lower than that of the Holy Roman Empire.
Of course, the skill of the SusS*x Knights and the leadership of Sera were impeccable.
However, it was still inferior to the Holy Roman Empire led by the battle-hardened Charlemagne.
After all, Charlemagne had been leading the Crusades and fighting wars for hundreds of years.
A hero among heroes.
By becoming a vampire, the hero becomes immortal and has been working hard for hundreds of years.
They're not all easy opponents, either.
The Kingdom of Britain is home to foreign races from the eastern side of the continent and the Knights of the Round Table.
Although he claims to be immortal, he has nearly died many times and won many times.
Charlemagne became serious.
He has to get serious.
As many as 30,000 ally soldiers were killed by the brutal killing weapon.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaーー!"
The air around Charlemagne trembles.
The trembling air creates wind and waves that shake the adamantite castle walls built to surround the Duchy of Normandy.
Dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous.
Sera, who had been high after annihilating the enemy, panics.
That man is definitely a dangerous person when angry...
Sera knows that someone like Britney, the psycho girl, is always a dangerous person, but when someone like Peter, who rarely gets angry, gets angry, she can't handle it.
Of course, Britney is way scarier than Charlemagne.
However, the gap between people who are usually kind is larger, and it feels even more scary.
Sera is so scared that she can't help but pee inside her mobile armor for work.
This is completely out of control.
Her master, Shiro, told her to use her head until it wears out, but she'll probably get killed while she's thinking about it.
Because, right now, countless magic circles are being deployed in the sky, and the ultimate magic is about to be released towards Sera.
Riiiiinng*...! Riiiiinng*...!
With trembling hands, Sera manages to call her master, Shiro.
"I told you not to call me!"
Shiro answered the phone angrily.
"Nee-san! I'm going to die!"
Sera briefly explains the situation, leaving out a lot of information because Shiro might hang up.
"What's wrong?"
Shiro, as expected, could sense her panic and asked her what she wanted to say.
"I've angered Charlemagne!"
Sera screams while crying.
"What's the situation?"
"Right now, the ultimate magic is unfolding towards me!"
"What rank of magic?"
"I think it’s 9th rank!"
"9th rank! That's a big deal!"
"Nee-san! What should I do!"
"It's okay! Leave it to me!"
"Even if I leave it to you, Nee-san, you’re not here!"
"As soon as I heard that Charlemagne was stronger than expected, I sent support to the Normandy front!"
"Even if you sent support, it’s 9th rank magic!
Even a castle wall made of adamantite can be blown away!"
"Trust me!"
Shiro was completely unfazed.
"I mean, it looks like it’s about to fire!"
In the sky above Normandy, a multi-layered gigantic magic circle shined pale and white, and a 9th rank fire attribute magic, Halley's Comet, was fired at Sera.
"I’m definitely going to die!!"
Sera screams as various juices and solid substances overflow from her body.
And,
Boooooooooooooommmmmmmm*ーー!
Did Halley's Comet suddenly appear from the magic circle and hit Sera directly?
Did it look like it did?
"Eh?"
Sera pinches her cheek.
"No way! I'm not dead!"
The smell of pee emanated from the area.
Sera was unharmed. She wasn't dead.
By the time she leaked her pee, she might have already died as a woman.
Actually, the famous Halley's Comet exploded and disappeared.
Sera, who loves astronomy, is more interested in that.
"Kyui!"
Ori Hime is jumping up and down happily in front of Sera.
"Did Ori Hime-senpai help me?"
Apparently, the strongest creature was neither Britney nor Charlemagne.
Ori Hime, who can obliterate even Halley's Comet, has just been proven to be the most powerful creature in history.
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