Golden Skull Pirates VS Black Bart Pirates 3
Stab*! Stab*! Stab*!
The Black Bart Pirates fall prey to Ori Hime Morningstar.
It was very surreal to see the pirates being swung around while still stuck in the thorns.
"Too many spikes is a good thing."
"I can’t get the pirate stuck on it off!"
Shiro is in tears.
I mean, a young girl is wielding a morningstar with no problem even though there are three pirates stuck on it.
The user of morningstar, Rem from the original Re:Zero, also has incredible strength.
"Wouldn’t it be nice if Ori Hime could get rid of the spikes?"
"Ori Hime can't do it because she had fainted!"
"Isn’t that pet abuse?"
"Was Ori Hime a pet?”"
"Is it wrong?"
"Well, she's a pet..."
So, while the pirates remain stuck on it, the remaining pirates are hit with Ori Hime Morning Star, which is shaped like a meatball.
"Kugyaーー!"
"Hidebuhー!"
"Yamebuhー!"
"Abushuー!"
The Blackbird Pirates who boarded the Golden Skull were annihilated while screaming various screams.
[Ancestor-sama, are you okay?]
When everything is finished, Golden Skull No. 2's captain, Mylene, sends a telepathic message.
[I'm fine!]
[We have lost track of the Black Bart Pirates, so for now, we will rendezvous with the Golden Skull.]
[I understand!]
10 minutes after Mylene's telepathy.
Golden Skull No. 2 has joined us.
And then there's the strategy meeting.
"The Black Bart Pirates were surprisingly strong."
"Master, you were just holding your knees and shaking!"
"Don't underestimate PTSD!"
"On Earth, you might be able to take time off from work due to PTSD, but this is a different world!"
Shiro says something harsh.
"I want to create a kind environment even in this other world!"
"I don't care if you rest on your own in the middle of a battle, but you'll just get caught by the Black Bart Pirates and fucked by them!"
"No way~!"
"There's no use in making a sad face!"
"Shiro~. Please do something~"
With teary eyes, I cling to Shiro's leg.
"It can't be helped. Please wait a moment."
Shiro took Mylene into the private room of the Golden Skull.
And then 15 minutes of waiting.
"Yes. Please keep this with you at all times."
Shiro hands me something that looks like a few selfies.
There, Shiro and Mylene's naked bodies were captured.
"Uwaa! There's even a photo of Shiro and Mylene with their crotches wide open!"
"I made sure to open the cracks so you could see what was inside!"
"I want to f*ck right now!"
"I will accept Ancestor-sama right away."
"Mylene-san! We're currently in a strategy meeting, and your pirate subordinates are also here, so please be careful!"
"Shiro-sama, I'm sorry."
Mylene is shocked to be scolded by Shiro.
"Ooh! This photo also shows Mylene’s beautiful C-cup breasts!
Every time I look at it, I love these breasts!"
"I am happy to be praised by Ancestor-sama."
"If you have pictures of us like this, you can reduce your PTSD!"
"Yeah. If I was able to get erotic photos like this, I won't have to worry about my masturbation for a while!"
"Please don’t use it on your masturbation!
In an emergency, what will you do if it loses its effectiveness?"
"I’m the type of person who uses uses something to masturbate over and over again!"
"Did you like it?"
"Of course! In Japan, I will get arrested just for possessing erotic photos of young girls like this!"
"I see..."
Just like that, my PTSD problem was resolved.
* PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder) is a condition in which, after being confronted with the danger of death, one is continually reminded of the experience in flashbacks or nightmares regardless of one's will, causing increased anxiety and tension and a loss of a sense of reality due to the pain.
"Even if Master's PTSD problem has been resolved, the next problem is the lack of military strength on the Golden Skull!"
"Yeah. The Black Bart Pirates were quite strong!"
"It would be troublesome if the executives boarded the Golden Skull!"
"It was easy when Mary, a battle fanatic, was on board…"
"Mary-san isn’t here right now, so I’ll ask Mylene-san to join us in her place!"
"How do we contact Golden Skull No. 2?"
"This iPad-type magic communication device will handle that!"
"I mean, it's huge for an iPad. Isn't it a 51-inch TV?"
"Yes! I thought a bigger one would be better for use in video conferences!
If we attach this to Golden Skull and Golden Skull No. 2, we can easily communicate with them!"
"That's amazing. Wouldn't it be amazing to watch an erotic video with this?"
"There are no erotic videos in this world!"
"If you can take photos, you can also take videos!"
"Even the iPad-type terminals in the southern continent were designed to not be able to record videos!
Is it okay for me to make that?"
"Something doesn't seem to be right. With the technology from the southern continent, I think you could probably take a normal video..."
"Let's stop. If you make something bad and distribute it, Britney Anee-sama will kill you!"
"That's right..."
For that reason, we gave up on producing AV videos, which seemed like a profitable endeavor.
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