Rabbit Flesh
First, use the super concealment skill to erase all the statuses.
This is insurance in case I meet an adventurer in the dungeon.
I'm a bone human monster right now.
And if I encounter an adventurer in the dungeon, I will pretend to be dead. This way, even if someone with appraisal skill sees my status, he or she will only see a white corpse.
This is a side note, but if something dies in a dungeon, they are usually absorbed into the dungeon.
Therefore, it is rare to find skeletal corpses lying around in the dungeon, but sometimes there are irregularities and the corpses are not absorbed into the dungeon.
Such corpses that are not absorbed into the dungeon become skeletons and ghouls like me.
Putting all that aside, now that I am ready for battle, it is time to start leveling up.
The current location is near the bottom of the dungeon.
Yes, when I was alive, or rather when I was human, I was caught in a relocation trap in the upper levels of the dungeon and was dropped into a spiky pit near the bottom.
There are no monsters I can defeat in this place.
Originally, I was destined to be killed by a strong monster, but I'm only a skeleton, and I'm immortal.
No one would attack me, and even if they did, I would not die.
Even if my bones were shattered, I would probably become a ghost.
So I decided to go to the upper level where there were monsters I could defeat, but after walking for a while, I couldn't find the stairs to the upper level.
"I guess I'll just have to map this one out steadily......"
I say to myself.
If a human were listening, it would probably sound like this.
"Gigigiーーー Gigyiーー Gigyi......"
It's just an unpleasant sound.
I returned to the room with the spiky pit, where I have bad memories, and picked up the dingy, bloody bag I used to use when I was an adventurer.
Then I pull out a mapper from it.
"I never thought I’d use the mapper after becoming a monster…"
Mapper is a notebook-shaped magic tool that remembers places one has visited.
If I have this, I don't have to manually map the area by hand.
Well, I can map it myself, but the figure of a skeleton drawing a map in a notebook is too surreal, so I'll stop.
I headed for the upper level of the dungeon, mapping the area as I went.
Basically, I am a bone, so I am not targeted by other monsters.
The only troublesome level was the 12th level, where the Fang Wolves live.
They keep licking me.
Do they like bones that much?
My entire body was licked so much that my bones were shiny.
If you look closely, it's so pure white that you can almost see your face in it, giving it a so-called mirror finish.
If it was this shiny, it would be noticeable in a dimly lit dungeon, so when I got to the 11th floor, I purposely stained it with dirt.
Well, with all these adventures, I finally arrived at the 5th level.
This is the level where I got caught in a relocation trap and died, or rather, was turned into a bone.
Let me explain about this dungeon.
The name of the dungeon is Amru Dungeon.
This is a huge dungeon located in the eastern part of the Harman Kingdom on the Atlesia continent.
The deepest level that was conquered is level 15.
The depth of the dungeon is still unknown, but it is said to be around 30 levels.
Inside the dungeon, there are many variations, some are made of stone, others are grasslands, and so on.
By the way, I went up from the 28th level to the 5th level.
If I sell my Mapper, which covers levels 1 to 28, I'm sure it will cost no less than 10 million gol.
Gol is the name of the currency common to the Atlesia continent, and its currency value is roughly the same as the Japanese yen.
If I wasn't a skeleton, I would definitely sell the mapper.
And so I reached my goal, the 5th level.
If I were a human, the lower level, where there are many strong monsters, would be more troublesome, but for me, the upper level, where there are only weak monsters, is more troublesome.
This is because there are many adventurers in the upper levels.
I'm a monster skeleton, so humans are my natural enemy.
Normally, I would like to level up on the higher levels, but the 1st and 2nd levels are full of adventurers, the 3rd level has fewer people, and the 4th level has about 30 parties active at any given time. And when you reach the 5th level, there are about 10 parties.
The 5th level is the lowest floor I can keep an eye on and respond to adventurers.
I immediately take out a sword from my bag.
My bag is a magic bag, and I can store things larger than the bag itself.
There is a weight limit, and I can put anything up to 30 kg in weight.
So, how do I defeat the monsters...?
Even the monsters on the 5th level are all stronger to me, who have a skeleton body with no flesh.
I will lose even to a Horned Rabbit, who is probably the weakest, if I fight it normally.
Yep. It is the pretend-to-be-dead strategy.
Pretend to be a fallen skeleton in the path of the Horned Rabbit, and when it passes right in front of me, I'll stab it in the vital spot.
Well, even if I fail, I'm still a skeleton and an immortal, so it doesn't matter.
I studied the Horned Rabbit's path, held my breath, and pretended to be a skeleton that had fallen.
Too long…….
How many days did I pretend to be a fallen skeleton?
If I don't move at all, I start to feel like a dead skeleton.
A Horned Rabbit passed in front of me several times, but it was a little too far away. I don't think I can defeat it unless it gets very close.
After all, I'm a skeleton with no flesh.
If I don't have muscle strength, I won't be able to move my body quickly.
However, that time came suddenly.
The Horned Rabbit came trotting up to me and peed on my leg.
I felt indescribably sad, but if I let it go, I didn't think I would ever be able to defeat a Horned Rabbit.
The Horned Rabbit is defenseless.
Because it was in the middle of peeing.
I swing the sword in my hand towards Horned Rabbit's neck.
Debyu*!
Fresh blood dances from the Horned Rabbit's neck.
The Horned Rabbit fell down while peeing, and got its pee all over my hipbone.
Dirty…….
The Horned Rabbit also has a lot of pee stuck in its body.
However, there is meat in front of me.
This is my first feast since becoming a skeleton.
The meat smells like urine, but I can't help but drool.
I'm just bones, so it just feels like that...
I continued to suck on the Horned Rabbit's urine-smelling meat.
It's ridiculously delicious.
I didn't know meat could taste this good.
Now, I feel that the amount of salt in the pee is the perfect seasoning to bring out the flavor of the meat.
I devoured it all in one go, leaving no head or tail left.
This... this guy is dangerous...
Once I eat meat, I'll feel completely unsatisfied.
I want to eat more meat.
A tremendous desire for meat comes over me.
Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat... I want to eat more meat.
That too, human flesh, dripping with blood.
My body is craving human flesh.
Somehow, I know it.
If I eat human flesh, my body will have flesh.
"Aaah... I want to eat human flesh!"
I can't help but scream.
"Gyiii… Gyigyi… Gyi…!"
In case you are wondering, this is what it sounds like to humans.
Calm down, me.
Human flesh is no good.
Once I eat human flesh, I will never be able to stop eating it.
Shit! I can't control my urge to eat human flesh.
I once heard that in times like this, if you shout out loud, you can relieve stress.
It's called the karaoke venting method.
And I screamed to relieve stress.
"I want to return to being human.
If I eat human flesh, I won't be human.
I want to be human again by eating non-human meat!
Then, get a c*ck and create a harem in another world!"
(Bone language)
"Gyigyigyigyigyi.
Gyigyigyigyigyi.
Gyigyigyigyigyigyigyiー!
Gyigyigyigyigyiー, gyigyiー, gyigyigyigyigyigyiー!"
On this day, the Adventurer's Guild received a report that an unknown and unpleasant scream was heard by multiple adventurer parties on the 5th level of the Amru dungeon.
To investigate the report, the Adventurer's Guild sent out a quest to investigate the 5th level, but that is another story.
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