Dissolving Thread
"Master, you have become quite strong."
"Yeah. The octopus samurais were formidable enemies.
And each one of them had a different training, so none of them fought in the same way."
"They were a real samurai."
"Yeah. They were more of a samurai than stupid Kenji."
"Comparing them to lolicon Kenji, it's bad for the Octopus Samurais!"
It seems Shiro's evaluation of Kenji is worse than I expected.
"They were more of a samurai than Mary!"
"Mary-san is just as good, if not better.
She is quite a samurai."
"That's right. If I use the samurai word, Mary will listen to anything I say.
If I told her that samurai always masturbate before going to bed, she would definitely masturbate every day before going to bed.''
"No doubt."
Shiro also agrees.
A lot of the samurai people around me are idiots.
"I think Master is one of them, right?"
"What!"
"I mean that in a good way."
"Is there any good in being an idiot?"
"They say that if you're an idiot, you can tackle things honestly and become a top-notch person!"
"Are you making fun of me!"
"Mary-san and Master are idiots, so you two never got bored and were able to train in the Room of Spirit and Time for 1000 years, right?"
"That makes sense... I thought she was an idiot too..."
"That’s right! Women with big breasts are idiots!
There are many talented girls like me!"
Shiro seems to be quite concerned about her small breasts.
Actually, I love both big breasts and small breasts...
Surprisingly, I don't feel excited about normal-sized breasts...
"What? If that's the case, I'll never grow up!"
Shiro read my mind and declared.
"Then it's okay, right?
You now have the immortality skill."
"What!"
"You haven't appraised yourself?
When Britney gave you the [Shadow Crossing] skill, she also gave you the [Immortality] skill, you know?"
"I can only appraise what I see with my appraisal eye, so I can’t appraise myself!
Besides, why did Britney Anee-sama?"
"Well, isn’t it because Britney likes you?
Maybe she wanted to preserve you, or rather, keep you in your current state, right?"
"For the first time, I think Britney Anee-sama was a good person!
Now, if I turn 15 years old in this body, I can offer a legal loli to Master!"
Shiro looks very happy.
Or rather, does Shiro think I'm a lolicon?
"Master is a true lolicon!"
Shiro read my mind and said.
"No, I like loli, normal, and mature women!"
"But you don’t like fat women, right?"
"That's right! I just don't like fat people!"
"Is it okay if it's ugly?"
"If she has a nice body"
"Even in a missionary position?"
"Only in the back!"
"Master is a prick."
"I'm fine being a prick! My goal is to be a harem hero!
Ugly one doesn't suit the harem hero!"
While we were talking and conquering the dungeon, it appeared again on the 450th level.
"Master! It's an octopus samurai again!"
"No, it's the Octopus Samurai General!"
Race: Octopus Samurai General lv.88
Occupation: Master Fencer (licensed master)
Title: Three Sword Style User
Skills: Touki, Blow, Slashing Wave, Octopus Ink
Hobbies: Training
"Master! It's a three-sword style!"
Shiro tells me what she saw.
"R*ronoa Zoro!"
"It has eight hands, so it doesn't hold the sword in its mouth like Zoro!"
"This is a trend that continues until the Eight Sword Style..."
Something about it makes me feel horrified and tired even before I fight.
"Master, can you beat the Eight Sword Style?"
"It's impossible. I could barely win against Two Sword Style!"
"Right..."
Well, the only way to proceed is to defeat the Octopus Samurai General.
Octopus Samurai Generals are already starting to line up.
"Master, speed is the most important thing when it comes to fighting the three-sword style!"
Shiro is giving me a lecture.
I know this because I fought the octopus samurais on the 400th level.
In the end, speed was the only way to counter the two swords.
I fought over 100 octopus samurai on the 400th level, and my sword speed increased considerably.
The sword speed is not as fast as it was when I trained for 1000 years in the Room of Spirit and Time, but I had regained about 1/10th the speed I had then.
"In order to defeat the Octopus Samurai General, Master must restore your sword speed to 2/10!"
"I know"
Personally, I can envision myself winning against Octopus Samurai General.
It's the sword speed that I could originally use.
My mission is to regain the sword speed I used in the Room of Spirit and Time.
I was able to do it once, so there's no way I can't do it.
It is a possibility that I can reach if I practice for 1000 years.
If I know in advance that I can reach that, I can put in as much effort as I want.
I can't try hard if I don't know if I can do it, but if I know I can do it, I can try as hard as I want.
However, it will take 1000 years.
I swing my sword around and slash at the Octopus Samurai General.
But,
Slash*!
I was decapitated by the Octopus Samurai General.
"Master!"
I was immediately picked up by Shiro with a thread, carried on her back, and ran back to the staircase floor.
It's very troublesome to have your head cut off.
Well, it will stick naturally in about 30 minutes, but it takes time.
During that time, I had to support my head the whole time.
"My arms are tired..."
"Master, would you like me to sew it in with the dissolvable thread I used in circumcision surgery?"
"Please."
Shiro quickly connected my neck and torso.
"I've also fixed the bones with a dissolvable bolt!"
"Dissolvable bolt?"
I don't understand what it means.
Well, I guess it's possible for a genius like Shiro.
I can move my neck normally.
Well, in the end, I asked Shiro to attach my head and challenged the Octopus Samurai General again.
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