Hoimin Hat
"Shiro-sama, this hat..."
Anastasia is surprised by the unusual hat.
It looks like a sharp pointed hat that mages like to wear.
The color is black. Well, it's normal.
However, that ordinary sharp pointed hat has a face attached to it.
It's also slime.
"It’s a Hoimin hat!"
[Isn't it cute!] Shiro was smiling.
"What is Hoimin Hat...?"
Anastasia asks again.
"On the 22nd floor, where the hideout is, I found a slime that was pouring all over itself!
I tried making a hat with that slime and thought it was fun!"
Shiro answered normally.
However, the Hoimin slime that was turned into a hat by Shiro is still alive no matter how you look at it.
Or rather, it's running away from Shiro's grasp.
"Shiro, is that Hoimin slime alive?"
I am very curious and ask the question.
That's because Shiro took out a Hoimin hat from her magic bag.
Normally, you can't put living things inside a magic bag.
"I think it's alive. It'll run away quickly."
Shiro answered as if it was nothing.
"It's alive... you just took out a Hoimin hat from your magic bag, right?"
"That’s right… Maybe the magic bag recognizes the Hoimin Hat as a normal hat?"
"Recognize… is a magic bag really that convenient?"
"I don’t really understand, but it seems so, so I guess that’s the case."
Shiro was more excellent than my skeleton days.
"Shiro-sama, more than anything, how did you make a Hoimin slime into a hat?"
Anastasia asks Shiro about the main topic that everyone is interested in.
My guess is that Shiro stumbled over a pebble while wearing the hat, and the homin slime got stuck under it.
It's the Pyon Yoshi Method.
"It’s a flat slime!"
Shiro seemed to have read my mind.
"I knew it!"
"Wrong!"
Shiro denied it.
"Then what happened!"
"I just sewed the Hoimin slime I caught onto a hat!"
Shiro casually said something terrifying, as if it were obvious.
"Sewing it alive…"
"If it died, you won’t be able to hang out with it!
So I was very careful not to let it die!"
"No matter how careful you are, it won’t work if you sew a living thing onto a hat!
If it were Japan, you would be sued by the Animal Welfare Association!"
"It's okay! I sewed it with love!"
"It’s a mistake that if you put love into it, anything will be forgiven!
It's just like petting a sumo wrestler or something, the police will catch you!
Or rather, Shiro's actions are even more cruel!"
"Really?"
Shiro tilts her head.
"That's right!"
You don't understand, but I did my duty as the master and gave Shiro a stern warning.
"Um... Shiro-sama, I can't catch this Hoimin Hat..."
Anastasia asks Shiro for help.
The Hoimin Hat has been running around the guild master's room ever since it escaped from Shiro's hands.
I once saw a Hoimin slime on the 29th level, but it ran away at great speed.
Originally, Hoimin slime is a slime that is impossible to catch or defeat.
"Please leave it to me!"
Shiro takes out a thread from her fingertips and stretches a net around the guild master's room.
After a while, Hoimin hat, who was desperately running away inside the guild master's room, was easily caught in Shiro's net.
There is no escape for the monster that has been targeted by Shiro.
No matter how fast the monster was.
"If you look at this guy up close, you can't see the seams at all."
"Yes! It was sewed with a strong adhesive and durable thread so that it would blend into the hat, it is completely integrated into the hat!
And since the hat also has the Hoimin Slime, the Hoimin Slime can move the hat freely!"
Shiro says it simply, but completely fusing the slime and the hat is already in the realm of the gods...
"By the way, Shiro-sama, how should I cover myself with this Hoimin Slime?
I think even if I used it, it'll run away right away."
Anastasia says something reasonable.
Hoimin slimes are the most feared and quickest of all slimes.
"All you have to do is use Anastasia’s dark magic to sign a subordination contract!
It's a hat, but it's a monster!"
"I see."
Anastasia immediately made a subordination contract with Hoimin Hat.
Then,
"Hoi!"
The Hoimin Hat exclaimed with great energy.
"Looks like I succeeded!"
Anastasia shows a relieved expression.
"So, what happens when you wear this Hoimin Hat?"
I'm curious and ask Shiro a question.
"In my opinion, I think that Hoimin Hat will continue to give Ho*mi to the person who wears it…"
Apparently, even Shiro doesn't understand.
What a horrible person to sew a slime and a hat without even understanding it.
Shiro is a monster after all, and her way of thinking may be different from that of humans.
"Master is also classified as a monster!"
Shiro reads my mind and chided in.
Certainly, even though Mylene might have died, I didn't continue to feel sad.
This is completely because I have become a monster.
In my human days, I would have been depressed and worn out over the fact that Mylene had died.
In fact, I had that kind of personality when I was an adventurer, running away from Kenji all the time.
However, ever since I became a monster, I have been drawn to the evolving nature of my race.
I started liking flesh. I don't have a brain and I become an idiot. I started to love money. I started liking blood.
I became a monster, and my thoughts about life have become pessimistic.
Maybe it's because I'm an immortal and can't die.
I wonder what will happen if I continue to evolve and become the Ancestor.
By that time, I may have turned into a true monster, with not even the slightest bit of human heart left in me.
A brutal monster who can have s*x with minors.
Huh? Then, as a harem hero, it might be the right answer.
"Even if Master has such stupid ideas, I still love you!
Also, I always welcome it!
My thighs belong to you, Master!"
Immediately, Shiro's self-promotion exploded from her compliment.
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