Religious Revolution
From the next day, the fortification of the Normandy Peninsula progressed at a rapid pace.
Well, as usual, this time as well, we outsourced it to the dwarves of the southern continent.
"Cedric-san. You're pressing forward!"
Jonen Dracquel, Anne's younger brother and the prince of the Dwarf Kingdom, who is in charge of fortifying the Normandy Peninsula, speaks to me.
"I'm not pressing forward, but Shiro is pressing forward..."
"Do you think it's like Cedric-san is making Shiro-san's dreams come true?"
"What!? Is that what it looks like?"
"It looks like that."
What the heck...
I thought Shiro was working hard to build a harem for me, but apparently from a third party who didn't know anything about it, it didn't seem that way.
But that's probably the correct answer.
To tell you the truth, I felt the same way.
I heard it from someone else's mouth and now I understand it clearly.
Kuh! Forgive me, Shiro!
"But it’s amazing! You can do this much for your servant Shiro-san!
This is unthinkable on the southern continent!
Normally, cute servants and slaves are turned into s*x slaves!"
"Shiro is still a minor, so I won't touch her!
When Shiro becomes an adult and turns 15 years old, I'm going to have s*x with her a lot!"
"As expected, Cedric-san looks like Goto Saito-san!
You're saying the same thing as Goto-san.
Even Goto-san never laid a hand on Princess Gabrielle until the end, just because she was underage!"
"Isn’t that normal?"
"It's not normal! On the southern continent, there are many perverts who go out of their way to buy little girls and have s*x with them by force!"
"No way! Or rather, an adult's thing is going to fit into the crack of a little girl!?"
"Normally, they don't go in. But they force their way in!"
"If you force it, the crack will tear!"
"That’s right. Just tear it open and insert it!
It seems like the blood is slippery and it feels good!"
"D... don't say something scary..."
I was taken aback by Jonen's words.
Or rather, with such a cute face, Jonen might be playing that kind of thing with a little girl.
"Cedric-san is surprisingly innocent!"
"That's not how you use it!"
"Well, to be honest, Cedric-san looks like Goto Saito-san.
That's why I'm helping out too!"
"I'm definitely paying for your cooperation!
You had taken all the money I was given by the Duchy of Normandy!"
"Well, it's a business.
However, we do the construction at a very cheap price!"
"Certainly, building a fortress on the outer edge of the Normandy Peninsula, the same as the Duchy of Sussex, for 53 billion euros is a bargain!"
I too agree with Jonen's words.
"Well, the size of the gold coins in this world is much larger than the gold coins of the southern continent, so if you convert it into gold coins from the southern continent, it’s actually worth about 1 trillion marble!"
"What! You tricked me!"
"Even 1 trillion marble is quite cheap!
Actually, it will cost about 3 trillion marble!"
"Then, it's okay!"
"As usual, you're so simple."
"For some reason, I didn't have a brain for a long time, so I started speaking like an idiot.''
"It wasn't like you started talking like an idiot!"
"Don't be stupid! I was actually a genius!
My knowledge of history exceeds that of most historians!"
"What history?"
"Of Earth!"
"Even if you know the history of Earth, I don’t think it will be of any use on the southern continent or in this world."
"I kind of knew that, but you said itーー!"
I get all pissed off and get angry.
"I never get tired of talking to Cedric-san. Your reactions are so funny!"
"Are you making fun of me!"
"I'm not making fun of you. I'm interested in other worlds, especially Earth, so I'd like to hear anything about it!"
"A story about the history in Earth?"
"I'm not interested in that at all!"
Jonen spoke clearly.
ーーーー
It's been like this for a month.
The fortification of the Normandy Peninsula was successfully completed, and 100 female soldiers were newly conscripted to the Normandy Peninsula.
When you hear about conscription, you might think, [What?] But the Normandy Peninsula is treated as a vassal state of the Duchy of Sussex, so it’s not a recruitment but a conscript.
Well, since we only conscripted young women and not hard-working men, there weren't that many complaints from the rural areas.
Eh? Recruiting young women is just for my hobby, you say?
Wrong!
Shiro was the one who conscripted the young women!
I'm not saying anything about this matter.
And Shiro's talk.
"This time, we are recruiting soldiers from our vassal country, so I decided to conscript them!
We could have annexed the Normandy Peninsula to the Duchy of Sussex, but historically we know that annexation won't work!"
Shiro explains it briefly.
"Indeed, Japan also annexed Korea and gave it the same guarantee and infrastructure as its own citizens, but it failed!
In the end, they still hate them...
I like yakiniku and JINR*, so I don't want Koreans to hate me...
Well, the correct answer would be to make it a vassal state or colony and distinguish it from the home country, like European countries.
People make the mistake of giving themselves too much freedom!
Later, they will say, [We were robbed of our culture!] Even if they say something like, I can't do anything about it.
Therefore, if we continue to maintain our superior status by turning the territories we captured into colonies, like the United Kingdom, we can continue to be friends even after they become independent, like the United States, Australia, India, South Africa, and Jamaica!"
I proudly present my opinion.
"Socially liberal countries like China and Russia, which proclaim equality and annex with other countries, end up with frequent conflicts like the Uyghur Autonomous Region or Chechnya!"
Shiro adds to my opinion.
"What Britain and Spain were good at was that they also did Christian missionary work.
Because, [If you get hit on your right cheek, offer your left cheek!]
If we made them believe in the same religion and made them a colony with a little more discrimination than their own country, there wouldn't be such a terrible conflict!
There is no war more cruel and tragic than a religious war!"
"Right. That's why, after we first created the Sussex Church, Master was messing around with creating new doctrines with Mylene-san!"
"That’s right! Religion is very important for governing a country!
If you disrespect religion, you will suffer a painful payback!"
"But do people change their religion easily?"
Shiro asks with an unusually serious look on her face.
"It’s easy, right?"
"If it were that easy, wouldn't the millennia-long religious war between Christianity and Islam have ended long ago?"
"Humanity is changing its religion quite a lot. Christianity is divided into Catholics and Protestants, Islam is divided into Sunni and Shia, and Christianity and Islam are derived from Judaism in the first place!
Both holy places are in Jerusalem!"
"Then, what should we do to prevent war from starting?"
"Well, it would be great if we could create a religion that surpasses Christianity and Islam!
To put it right, religion was simply used by those in power to control the people so that people would not fight each other!"
"Then, what kind of religion did you make the Church of Sussex into?"
"First, the system was revised to polygamy, going beyond polygamy!
In Islam, if you do jihad and go to heaven, you will live with 72 eternal virgins, and in Buddhism's Jodo Shinshu, if you chant Namu Amida Butsu, you will definitely go to the Pure Land of Paradise after you die. They're deceiving us by saying things like happiness will come even though they don't know if it really exists or not!
Well, when the current world is too painful, people probably want to escape from reality and think that they will be happy after they die!
But the Church of Sussex is different!
You can do it all when you are alive!
Moreover, both men and women!"
"That kind of religion isn't realistic!"
"That's why, realistically, we made it possible to decide the number of wives and husbands based on annual income!
If the annual income is less than 3 million yen, it's 0.
If it's 3 million to 8 million, it's 2 people.
If it's 8 million to 10 million, it's 3 people.
If it's 10 million to 15 million, it's 4 people.
If it's 15 million to 20 million, it's 5 people.
If it's 20 million to 30 million, it's 8 people.
If it's over 30 million, it's unlimited!
You can increase the number of wives and husbands depending on your annual income!"
"It’s kind of insanely realistic…"
Shiro is astonished, perhaps unaware of the new Church of Sussex doctrine.
"Fufufufufufufufufu! Those who aim for a harem will work extremely hard to pay taxes to the country!"
"I see. In fact, you need economic power to form a harem!"
"Yeah. Socialism, which advocates equality for everyone, is shit!
In reality, socialist countries are not equal, and only a few people in power can do whatever they want with their own money!"
"Even in a democracy, if it goes too far, stupid liberals will increase, and they are demonstrating like idiots about equality!"
"Right. Laws were originally created so that people could live safely and without fear of violence.
There is no such thing as free freedom, security, or equality!
The basic code is the code of Hammurabi of an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth!
Actually, I think the Code of Hammurabi is the most correct law!
If you kill someone, you will be killed too, and if you do something terrible to someone else, the same terrible thing will happen to you, that is the most equal thing!"
"Right!"
Shiro strongly affirms.
I thought that I would be denied, but surprisingly, it seems that Shiro had the same idea as me.
"So I created a religion that gives back as much as work you put in!"
"If you don't work, you shouldn't eat!"
"Yes, that!"
I nod vigorously.
"Whether you're a man or a woman, if you work hard, you can create a harem!"
"Yeah! My country is irresistible to those who love s*x, and anyone can create a harem if they try hard!"
"Is it possible for a woman to create a harem of only women?"
"Of course, yuri, BL, anything goes!
There is no sexism in the Church of Sussex!
After all, I want to see Shiro and Britney having s*x with each other!"
I said it confidently to Shiro!
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