Wise King Charles V
While the entire Duchy of Normandy and the territory of Brittany were being fortified at a rapid pace, the contents of a letter from King Charles V of the Franks came to light.
Apparently, Charles V wanted to convey to each country the legitimacy of his ascension to the throne as King of the Franks, and the fact that I was a new breed of vampire.
Well, with that said, the next step was to organize a crusade and defeat me, a heretical vampire.
And when asked why we found out the contents of Charles V's letter, the answer is simple.
That's because the ninja squad led by the shitty bastard Thomas is still attached to the Vatican!
A so-called double agent?
It looks like most of them are on the side of the Duchy of Sussex, but that's only because the Vatican is letting the shitty bastard Thomas explore the Duchy of Sussex.
"So, how do you think the Vatican will act?"
I ask Shiro, the tactician.
"The Vatican seems to be at a loss at the moment!
They don't know if Master is really the Ancestor's older brother, so I guess they are just waiting and watching!
Also, there seems to be information that the true Ancestor has appeared, so they are thinking about what they should do!"
Currently, our information is being given to the Vatican in bits and pieces by the ninja squad led by the shitty bastard Thomas.
Well, since the Vatican worships the Ancestor as a god, I guess they think it would be dangerous if I were the Ancestor's older brother.
The fact that the Kingdom of Britain obediently recognized the independence of the Duchy of Sussex seems to be indirectly acknowledging that I am the older brother of the Ancestor.
"I mean, is it true that the Ancestor has appeared?"
"The Ancestor exists normally! The Kingdom of Britain is currently operating according to the Ancestor's wishes!"
"But Mary, who loved her Grandma, never said anything about the Ancestor appearing at all, right?"
"That’s because Mary is an idiot!
Anne and Sebastian are also aware of the existence of the Ancestor, and it was the Ancestor herself who reluctantly accepted the independence of the Duchy of Sussex!"
Shiro utters a startling fact.
I don't know where she got the information.
It was probably taught to her by the shitty bastard Thomas or someone else.
"Anyway, why would the Ancestor be so kind to me, the self-proclaimed older brother?"
I voice my doubts.
"That’s to owe Master!
It seems that the Ancestor, like me, highly values Master!"
"I'm embarrassed~"
I felt embarrassed and scratched my head.
When I become a noble person like the Ancestor, I guess people will understand my hidden talent.
"Rather than that, it’s time to get serious!
I am responsible for all the cruel and ruthless acts that Master is not good at!"
Shiro cheekily complains.
"What are you talking about? I should have just created a harem in the countryside and lived a leisurely life!
Isn't conquering the world your hobby?"
"You are an idiot! This world is the real world version of [Nobunaga's Ambition]!
Moreover, since it is different from Earth, there are many irregularities that occur, which is interesting!"
After all, Shiro is enjoying this world as if it were a game.
"Don't be an idiot! If I kill someone like it's a game, my heart will break!
Even though I look like this, I am a sensitive person!"
"I know that Master has a heart of glass, but you are a vampire and is classified as a monster!
Please use your demon side and treat humans roughly!"
"Don't say like I'm the bad guy!"
"Is it too late now? In the first place, what we came here for was the work of the bad guys!"
"That’s wrong!"
“However, things always get bigger because of Master!
A war started when a wooden stick was thrust into the butthole of the prince of the Lester Kingdom.
We ended up having to fight Blackbeard because of sticking a wooden stick into the butthole of a member of the Blackbeard Pirates!
If Master hadn't done unnecessary things, nothing would have happened!"
Shiro hits me where it hurts.
Or rather, perhaps just remembering it made her angry, as a blue streak appeared on her pure white forehead.
"You... you were the one who shoved that wooden stick into their butthole!
Don't just blame me!"
"It was Master who gave the order!"
Wham*!
I got pissed off, so I hit Shiro in the face with a bread.
"That's terrible... but please do more!"
"N... no."
Shiro's dangerousness gives me chills down my spine.
"If you're going to hit me, please beat me as hard as you can!
Master is always half-hearted!"
"Are you an idiot? There's no way I, a good king, could beat up a little girl!"
"Now that you say that, you usually punch a little girl in the face!"
"Don't say like I'm the bad guy!"
"Master, you are so timid!
I wish you could do more of what I want!"
"T... there's no way that's possible..."
"Indeed, if Master did what you wanted to do, all the little girls in the world would become distrustful of men, and in the future, the birth rate would drop and the human race might become extinct…"
Shiro answers with a serious look on her face.
"Humanity will be wiped out that easily! Or rather, what do you expect me to do to a little girl!"
"Aren’t you going to keep raping little girls?"
"Who would do such a horrible thing! I'm a man who follows the rules!"
I protest violently to Shiro.
"That’s why you're so timid!
All the heroes in the world are attacking gray areas!
Please be more badass, too!"
"In what world is there a heroine who would tell a protagonist from another world to be a badass!"
"What!? I am a heroine?"
Shiro looked surprised.
"Was it wrong?"
"It's not!"
I don't know why, but Shiro's mood has improved to the highest level.
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