Narration
"Yes. When we were still serving in the Crusades, we were serving the hero Artoria-sama."
The unexpected words of elderly twin vampires.
Apparently, these two elderly vampires were comrades who fought alongside the hero Ancestor in the Crusades.
I get a little excited.
King Arthur, the hero with the holy sword Excalibur.
The true name is Artoria Pendragon.
The main character of the famous story of King Arthur.
Speaking of Artoria's companions, it is the Knights of the Round Table.
"Are you guys Knights of the Round Table by any chance?"
I fearfully ask the elderly twins the question.
"Yes, Your Eminence. That's right."
Apparently, my prediction was correct.
"You're not Lancelot, are you?"
"No. We..."
"Wait! I'll guess."
The royal road to fantasy. The originator of all fantasy novels and movies. If you can't guess the main members of the Knights of the Round Table in King Arthur's Tale, you can't say you like otherworldly fantasy.
I'll prove to you right here and now that I'm not just a fake fantasy lover who only reads Narou-kei otherworldly stories!
"Alright then."
"You're brothers, right?"
"That’s right."
"If there are brothers among the Knights of the Round Table, it's the Gawain brothers, isn't it!"
"Yes. Gawain is the eldest brother."
Once I knew that they were Gawain brothers, I had no more time to worry.
All I have to do now is to guess who they are.
In the King Arthur stories, there is no mention of the Gawain brothers having a twin, but even on [F*te], the saber who plays King Arthur is changed to a woman without permission, so I guess it's a common occurrence.
Or rather, the Ancestor was also a woman, so it's too late now.
It's a standard practice to make the main character of a male character into a female one (for example, Okita Souji was actually a woman), and there is no problem even if the main cast members are twins.
"Then let me guess! You guys are Gaheris and Gareth!"
"I was impressed. As Your Eminence said, I am Gaheris."
"I'm Gareth."
Two elderly butlers bow their heads.
Well, if you're as familiar with King Arthur as I am, it's easy to understand.
The question is which of the Gawain brothers is the third or fourth one.
Since it was so long ago, I guess it's no longer clear which is the older brother or the younger brother.
They're twins and have the same face.
By the way, the Gawain brothers' father's name is Lot.
Yes, Gaheris and Gareth are descendants of Lot.
At least, that's what I, a Dracula lover, believe.
"Then let me ask you a question, O descendants of Lot.
How did you guys become vampires?"
I just wanted to use the power word [O descendants of Lot].
After this, I ended up regretting the fact that I had to listen to a long story between two elderly butlers.
Yes, the elderly butlers' story lasted for two whole days.
From stories from their childhood to stories about their encounter with the hero Artoria.
A story about the crusaders who served with Artoria and Lancelot.
Well, the world is slightly different from my former world, so there are many differences, but most of the stories are the ones I know from reading King Arthur's Tales.
I couldn't help but feel sleepy, but all the people in the great hall were blood kin of the Ancestor Artoria.
Sometimes excited, sometimes in tears, sometimes indignant, they lean in and listen.
There was an atmosphere where I couldn't say, [You don't need to talk about it anymore because I already know most of it!]
Why did I ask the Gawain brothers how they became vampires?
Yes, it was wrong to know that the Gawain brother's father's name was Lot.
Unintentionally, my know-it-all disease kicked in, and I pretended to be knowledgeable.
I never thought I'd end up in a situation like this because of that...
"It really is, Master! Master is always like that!
I don't know how much Master likes Ryotaro Shiba, but recently you've been trying to use the knowledge about Ryotaro Shiba that you read a long time ago!"
"That’s true for you too!
You too love Ryotaro Shiba, and you'll show off your historical knowledge!"
"Master, don’t you know?
People who don't know history have no future!"
"That’s not true. It’s only natural that you know history. It’s wrong for people to not notice when history is being falsified!
History is being maliciously falsified day by day.
We must correct it every day when we realize it!"
I puffed out my chest and said it out loud.
"Master is saying something difficult today. It is Master's habits."
"Idiot! I am a true history lover!
I'm pissed off every day!
A great history teacher will announce an impossible and ridiculous piece of history, calling it a new theory, and it becomes standard knowledge, or when other people make up some idealistic and fantasy history that suits them!
There is only one history!
I don't know what the truth is because I can't go to the past!
However, as a history lover, I can never forgive someone who maliciously falsifies history just because they don't know the truth of the past!"
"Master, you're more passionate than ever."
"Of course! My hobby is to fantasize about history!"
"Like what?"
"Do you know about the Japan-Jew Ancestral theory?"
Being the kind person I am, I decided to give an analogy to Shiro.
"Of course, I know! The hypothesis is that the Japanese and Jews have the same ancestors, right?
I can read everything in Masters head!"
Shiro puffs out her chest and continues talking.
"The theory of Japanese and Jewish ancestry is that the ancestors of the Japanese were one of the ten lost tribes of Israel who were expelled by the Assyrians 2,700 years ago!
And the imperial family and the Hata family had ties to Jews!"
"My theory goes much further than that.
In fact, the theory I came up with after researching various histories is the real truth!"
"So Master came up with a new theory!"
"Idiot! The theory I came up with is definitely correct!
I'm good at history, and when I was a student, I just read the world history textbook over and over again in class, and before I knew it, I had memorized the entire world history textbook!"
"Are you proud of that?"
"I’m not bragging! It’s just that I love history!
Moreover, all subjects other than world history were boring, so I could only get into third-rate universities, and only companies that leased copy machines!"
"I know that. I read what’s inside Master’s head. So, what is Master's view on the Japan-Jew Ancestor Theory, even though you thought you might have been better off choosing Japanese history because of your reading of Ryotaro Shiba?"
"First of all, what is wrong is the relationship between the Imperial family and the Hata family and the Jews.
In fact, the family most related to the Jews is the ancient Abe family.
The Abe family crest is a pentagram. The flag of Israel resembles a six-pointed star."
"Anyone would have noticed that much!"
"That's not all! You know Minamoto no Yoshitsune, right?"
"Ushiwakamaru, right?"
"That's right! Where was Ushiwakamaru kept as a child?"
"Was it Mt. Kurama? As I recall, he was trained by a tengu to become stronger, right?"
"That's right! Tengu's outfit is exactly like that of a Jewish priest!"
"I know that too. Anyone can figure that out by looking on the Internet!"
"Well, ordinary people would be satisfied with this level of detail.
However, as a historical seeker, I am not going to stop here!"
I say it firmly and continue speaking.
"Did you know that the ancient Abe clan (Abe-shi) is the oldest Japanese ruling family, older than the Soga clan and Mononobe clan that appears in the Taika Reforms?''
"Well, I know. After all, I can read Master’s mind!
I even know all the geeky knowledge that Master knows!"
"I guess that's true... Abe-shi (a Jew) arrived in Japan at an early stage and spread the indigenous religion (Judaism)."
"Is that the Tengu or Yamabushi of Kurama Temple?"
"That's what it is."
"I understand that, but what is the relationship between Minamoto no Yoshitsune and the Abe clan?"
"Actually, you know that the relationship between Kurama Temple and Abe-shi was extremely deep, right?"
"Currently, nothing has been reported, but if Abe-shi is truly Jewish, it would be far from a deep connection.
After all, Jew person = Abe-shi."
"That's right. The relationship is extremely deep."
"I don’t understand the relationship between Minamoto no Yoshitsune and the Abe clan at all?"
"Do you know where Minamoto no Yoshitsune died?"
"It's Hiraizumi, the home of the Oshu Fujiwara clan. The place of Matsuo Basho's famous, All That Remains Of The Warriors Dreams."
"That's right. So, do you know about the predecessor of the Oshu Fujiwara clan?"
"Of course, I know! The Abe clan originally ruled Oshu!
They were destroyed in the Former Nine Years' War. They were betrayed by the Kiyohara clan!
By the way, Prime Minister Abe's ancestors were defeated in this battle and exiled to an island in Kyushu!"
"Exactly, so there are few Abe surnames in the Tohoku region.
The Abe clan is said to be destroyed.
The only people who use the surname Abe are those who were exiled to the island, like Prime Minister Abe, and those in Kyoto, such as Seimei Abe.
Most people with the surname Abe who still live in Tohoku have changed their name back to the surname they used to have, or changed their name to something similar!"
"Like the Ando clan, the main branch of the Abe clan?"
"You know it well! That's what it is!"
"But that’s just Master’s theory, no one has said it, right?"
"Don’t keep complaining!
Seriously, my theory is correct!"
"So, the Oshu Fujiwara, who were married to the daughter of the Abe clan, and had Abe blood, became Minamoto no Yoshitsune's heir."
"Yes, the Oshu Fujiwara, who had blood ties to Jews (the Abe clan), was Minamoto no Yoshitsune's heirs, so they were entrusted to Kurama Temple, which had ties to Jews, and ran away to Hiraizumi.!"
"Is it possible that Master is the first person to think of such a delusion?"
"Perhaps."
"Is this a genuine new theory?"
"I've been thinking about it for 10 years now, so it's not a new theory to me!"
"10 years ago, when you were an adventurer before you turned into bones?"
"You can tell from the flow of the story!
It was 10 years ago when I was in Japan!"
"Seriously, the Abe clan was destroyed during the Former Nine Years' War, so you're saying that the history is uncertain?''
"Yeah. History is tampered with by the victors!
However, it is certain that the Oshu Abe clan was powerful in Japan in ancient times.
Did you know that Hiraizumi was called the Golden Land?"
"That's because the Abe clan was making huge profits through smuggled trade with the Balhai State, bypassing the imperial family.
Because of this, the Abe clan was noticed by the imperial family and was destroyed!"
"That's right. The imperial family was afraid of the capable Abe clan, who has Jewish blood!"
"Some people say that Prime Minister Abe is right-wing because he is related to the imperial family, but if you think about it in terms of the Abe clan, the imperial family is the enemy.
It was also the imperial family that exiled Prime Minister Abe's ancestors to the island."
"That's the thing. Prime Minister Abe is from the Choshu faction, so he's right-wing.
Even if everyone pretends to know history, they only know the surface.
All history is connected.
Not just Japanese history, but world history, detailed maniac history. When you connect them all together, you realize a history you were unaware of!"
(TN: マニアック, maniac in English but they use this word for enthusiast not the crazy meaning in English.)
"So that's how you've come up with your own fake history of Japan!"
"What! Don't say that! My theory is the most correct in the world!"
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