Surpassing God
"That was a waste of time..."
"But I'm glad I found out about Father's contract with Anastasia-san!"
Shiro talks to me while moving her hands nonstop.
Knowing the reality that no one on the southern continent will lend us their strength, we return to the lakeside log cabin.
And currently, Shiro is tuning up the Golden Skull.
"Yes! It's done! We'll be leaving right away!"
"If we continue like this, it will be a repeat of last time!"
I stick the nail in the coffin to this stupid servant.
It is the master's job to educate the servant.
"It’s okay! The Pied Piper of Hamelin’s magic flute has been appraised!"
"You're kidding!?"
"Why do you think I lent my divine eye to Master?"
"Isn’t it for recording video?
I thought your divine eye was an HDD or a cloud?"
"That's not true! My divine eyes are the eyes of a god that can see through anything!"
"Don't say anything stupid! There's no way monsters have the eyes of God!
It has been decided for a long time that monsters have evil eyes!"
As Shiro's master, I taught her common sense.
With this, Shiro will become smart like me.
"Anyway, my eyes are divine eyes!
Even if the magic flute held by the Pied Piper of Hamelin is the highest-ranking god-class magic tool, it is still god-class after all.
He is definitely not a real god!"
"You're a bit annoying!"
It seems like Shiro is making fun of my valuable education.
"I'm listening to you, Master!
More importantly, please listen to me!
Also, please don't act like a smart person and use four-character idioms or utter indifference!
Are you a sumo wrestler!"
"To you, I'm uttering indefference!"
"Master is Kanchu Zuima!"
"Kanchu Zuima?"
"If you want to act like a smart person by using four-character idioms, please use four-character idioms like this one!"
"Tsk! Acting a genius!"
At least tell me what it means. Thought Cedric.
"There!"
(TN: Not sure what they're talking about. All I can find about Kanchu Zuima, a four-character idiom, is to borrow the wisdom of the saints or an analogy for respecting the experiences of people from the past.)
For some reason, Shiro was exasperated.
I think it's normal to want to know the meaning of four-character idioms.
"If you're a genius, be kind to me!"
"I'm always kind to Master!
I wake you up every morning! Meals, clothes, laundry, cleaning, and 3 o'clock snacks are all prepared!"
"Are you my mother!"
"That’s not the part to comment that!"
As were doing something like that,
"Hey! Weren't we supposed to leave!"
Mary gets angry and interrupts Shiro and I's conversation.
"That's right! If we don't leave early, we won't make it in time!"
Shiro gave off the feeling that she had done nothing wrong and agreed to Mary.
"So, Shiro, do you have a solution to the Pied Piper of Hamelin's Magic Flute!"
I went back to the beginning, but it's important, so I ask.
"Yes. This is it!"
Shiro hands me earplugs.
"Do you understand! Even if you cover your ears, you can still hear the Pied Piper of Hamelin’s Magic Flute!"
"Who do you think I am?
I'm Arachne, who won a knitting competition with the god Athena!
It's a story about Greek mythology. There's no way the earplugs I made as a race of people who are skillful enough to defeat that god are just ordinary earplugs!"
"Certainly……"
In Greek mythology, Arachne is a girl who was an ordinary human, but who defeated the gods.
However, it was the poor girl who touched God's wrath and turned into a spider monster.
"The things I make are surpassing god-class!
The earplugs made by Arachne, who can defeat the gods, are even more amazing than the god-class Magic Flute!"
Absolute confidence.
In fact, I feel like she hates God.
Perhaps Arachne's rivalry with God is a racial characteristic.
I think she already has 4 divine eyes, which means she surpasses God in terms of number of eyes.
So, I put on the earplugs and headed to the dungeon where the stampede was happening.
"Shiro! I can't hear anything!"
"Answer me!"
"A world without sound is scary!"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Speak out!"
While I was screaming alone, Shiro came up to me and pulled out the earplugs.
"You don't have to put it on yet! Besides, I, who can read your mind, and Ori Hime, who can use telepathy, can understand what Master is thinking!"
"Even if you guys understand, I still don’t understand what you guys are saying!"
I complain to Shiro.
In fact, it's a completely defective product.
"The earplugs have a switch, so when you press the switch, the earplugs pick up the words through bone conduction, allowing you to make a wireless call!"
"Say that first!"
"As expected, I don’t think you’ll put it on right away!"
Mylene was watching the exchange between me and Shiro with a smile on her face, as usual.
Mylene is also there, although she doesn't speak at all. She has a quiet personality.
It was just an appeal to be there.
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