A Body that Appeals to Men
"So, what's the plan?"
I'm quite anxious.
My sixth sense is warning me that this war is dangerous.
"It would be difficult to deal with just the Wise King Charles V, but this time it looks like even Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire will appear!"
The name of an unexpected big man came out of Shiro's mouth.
"Wasn't Charlemagne the old man modeled after Trump's King?"
"That Charlemagne!"
Shiro nods in agreement.
"No way! Why is the first generation still the emperor?
I thought Marie Antoinette's Habsburg family or something was the emperor!"
"I thought so too."
Once again, Shiro strongly agrees.
"Perhaps being a great emperor means something like a grand duke when compared to a vampire title?"
"Yes. It's like a Vampire Grand Duke!"
Shiro looks happy for some reason.
"Are you, by any chance, happy that a famous person has appeared?"
"It would be boring to fight Maria Theresa, Marie Antoinette’s mother!"
From Shiro's point of view, Empress Maria Theresa, who seems to be quite a big name, seems to be lacking in the role.
"However, our opponent is a vampire grand duke who surpasses Drake, right?
Can we win?"
"I don't know. I think he's probably lived hundreds of years and is a battle-hardened emperor with plenty of war experience!"
Shiro praises Charlemagne.
Maybe she's a big fan of Charlemagne.
She often plays card games with her disciple Sera, saying that they are good for strategy.
"Shit! Vampires are really troublesome!
If an excellent king were immortal, his dynasty would never end!"
"Thanks to that, I get to meet a lot of heroes I respect!"
Shiro seems happy after all.
Her cheeks droop and she can no longer hide her happiness.
"Do you really want to win?
Charles V alone, but you think we can even take on the even bigger one like Charlemagne!"
"It's okay! There's a hero here who hasn't lost to Charlemagne!"
Shiro emphasizes her small size buds and puffs out her empty chest.
Apparently, she's no bra today as well, and seems to want to show me her excited cherry bulge.
"Are you talking about William I and Guesclin?"
"Yes! It is King William the Conqueror and Guesclin, the ugly hero!"
Shiro answered with sparkling eyes.
"That's not right! It's William I, who hasn't conquered anything yet, and Guesclin, who was his tutor!"
"It's true that neither of them has achieved anything yet, but their potential is real!"
"They may have been a hero on Earth, but in this world where vampires exist, they're just a normal person, right?"
"So we'll give them a chance to show their potential!"
Shiro is full of confidence.
She is probably planning a strategy that will allow them to defeat the wise king Charles V and Charlemagne.
"Are you sure it's okay?
The continental territory of the Sussex Commonwealth is completely surrounded by enemy countries, like the Frankish Kingdom, except for the sea, isn't it?"
I pointed out what I was concerned about.
"As expected, I don’t think there would be any idiots who would attack the Sussex Commonwealth, the parent organization of the former pirate group, from the sea!
At the moment, it's still being watched over by Mylene, the Admiral of the Sussex Fleet!
Also, we have received a message from the United Kingdom of Aragon that the Kingdom of Hispania will invade from land via the United Kingdom of Aragon!"
Shiro took her time and lectured me on the movements of the enemy country.
"Or rather, is the United Kingdom of Aragon really an ally?"
I ask the question again, just to be sure.
"Queen Petronilla of the United Kingdom of Aragon seems to feel a strong debt of gratitude to the Ancestor Artoria Pendragon, so I think she will never betray her!"
"Can you say for sure?"
"I can say this with certainty. It seems that Petronilla had a lot of attachment to the Ancestor Artoria, and as soon as she heard that the missing Ancestor had appeared in the Kingdom of Britain, the Queen herself went to the Kingdom of Britain to meet the Ancestor Artoria!"
"Her energy for action is incredible..."
"Because she's a child."
"Hmm? A child?"
"Yes! She's a little child. In the looks!"
"So she were turned into a vampire by the Ancestor when she was a child?"
I ask Shiro a question.
"When Petronilla was a child, she was so weak that she was told that she would not live past the age of 10.
However, it seems that the Ancestor Artoria, who happened to stop by the United Kingdom of Aragon during the Crusade expedition, shared her blood with her and helped her!
Since then, Petronilla has looked up to the Ancestor Artoria as a big sister and seems to have a lot of affection for her!"
"Are there other young girl vampires besides Nem-Ram?
Could it be that the Ancestor was a perverted woman who liked young girls?"
"She's not like Master!
I think she probably likes men more!
She also has a body that appeals to men!"
Shiro revealed information about the Ancestor.
"How do you know about the Ancestor’s physical appearance?"
"I wonder? Master knows too, right?"
"I’ve never seen her before, so I don’t know!"
"Let's leave it at that!"
Seriously, it doesn't make any sense.
Why does Shiro knows about the Ancestor's physical appearance that I don't know about?
Even though Mary, the Ancestor's grandchild, doesn't even know, it's strange that Shiro, knows!
"I don't think simple-minded people would understand, you know?"
Shiro reads what's inside my head and answers.
"Mary is just a fool, are you trying to tell me that my thinking is simple?"
"Was it wrong?"
"I have a good memory and I'm a genius!"
I protest, my face turning bright red.
I have a really good memory, so there's no way I'm dumb.
That memory, though, was also slipping away when I was a bone.
"I think memory and thinking ability are two different things!"
Shiro directly denies my objection.
"Is that so?"
"That’s right! In my opinion, people who have a good memory and excellent thinking ability are geniuses!
No matter how many things you memorize, if you can't put them together and apply them, you can't call yourself a genius!"
"It's true that there are a lot of people who can pass the school test but are still crap!"
"That’s the thing!"
He kind of understood it, but Cedric, who lacks the ability to think, could never have realized that he was implicitly being criticized for not being a genius.
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