Pig's Feet
Two months after the war with the Frankish Kingdom ended, we received a declaration of war from the Crusaders.
"There have been so many wars lately..."
"This is probably the era of the Hundred Years’ War between England and France, so it’s a time when wars are likely to break out!"
"Well, that’s true. If you think about it, is it normal that there are so many wars?
In fact, there has been a war on Earth for 100 years..."
I've been to so many wars that I'm paralyzed by the war itself.
Well, most of them didn't directly kill the enemy, but somehow it was someone else's problem.
Up until now, I had always won overwhelming victories, and maybe because I became a vampire, I have become insensitive to people's deaths.
Well, unless you're insensitive, you can't get by in my country.
After all, in my country, human corpses are usually hung in the market and sold.
Just imagine!
Human hands are being sold as pig's feet!
No matter how you look at it, those pig's feet are human hands!
The people of my country can't even tell the difference between hands and feet.
It's true that pigs have front legs and hind legs, so pig's feet are the correct part.
No matter how you look at it, what is being sold on the market is human hands!
And they put bright red nail polish on it!
Even so, the Crusaders seem to be planning on subjugating us as cannibal pagans.
Even I, if there was a neighboring country that eats humans, I would try to subdue them!
However, our people are seriously trying to free the world from pigs.
While eating humans.
That's dangerous!
It's dangerous! Our country!
"In China, human flesh was commonly eaten until the Qing Dynasty!
It's normal!"
Shiro read my mind and started talking without permission.
"Even though it's called the Qing Dynasty, only people who chose world history in high school would understand!
Please explain the era of the present People's Republic of China, before that, and even before that!
Even if it's just that, readers say it's too confusing and they can't understand it!"
"Now that we live in the age of the internet, you can easily understand history by looking it up on your smartphone!"
"Yes! That's it! If you don't know, search for it on your smartphone!"
I appealed to someone in front of the smartphone.
"Don't say anything stupid, it's time to get down to business!"
"Yes sir!"
I put on a serious face and turned to Shiro.
"The main forces of the enemy Crusaders are the Frankish army, the Holy Roman Empire's army, and the Royal Hispanian army!
And a small number of the United Kingdom of Aragon forces are also mixed in!"
"The United Kingdom of Aragon is, if I remember correctly, a country that rules over the islands of the Mediterranean Sea, southern Italy, and the Barcelona and Catalonia regions of Spain, right?"
"That’s right! It seems that the United Kingdom of Aragon reluctantly sent soldiers at the request of the Vatican!
Apparently, the United Kingdom of Aragon had a close relationship with the Ancestor faction of the Vatican, and was reluctant to send the army until the end!"
"Anyway, in order for the Royal Hispanian Army to leave the Iberian Peninsula, they would have to pass through the territory of the United Kingdom of Aragon, so the Vatican must have pressured them to become allies!"
"That’s how it is! So, it seems like the United Kingdom of Aragon doesn’t want to fight with the Duchy of Sussex!
In fact, the United Kingdom of Aragon has sent us a secret letter saying that they have no intention of fighting with us!"
"Vatican, they're such a pain!"
"Well, there are factions in the Vatican, so there are a lot of things!"
Shiro calms me down by saying something like that.
"Well, I understand that the Kingdom of Hispania is actively dispatching army because it has a grudge against the Duchy of Sussex, or the Golden Skull Pirates, but couldn’t the Vatican’s Ancestor faction stop the Holy Roman Empire from dispatching their army?"
I curiously asked the question.
"The current Pope appointed the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.
The Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire can't stand the current Vatican Pope!"
"I see... I guess things went according to Frankish King Charles V's wishes, or rather, according to plan."
"As expected!"
Shiro praises Charles V even though he is an enemy.
Perhaps she recognizes the wise King Charles V.
Or are you actually a fan?
The fact that she disliked Edward the Black Prince on the British side necessarily meant that she supported the French side.
She also seemed to like Guesclin, a French general.
Moreover, there are big players on the French side who have not yet emerged.
Yes, when you think of the 100 Years' War, you think of Joan of Arc.
She is the maiden who saved France.
Well, the 100 Years' War was a war that lasted for 100 years, so I don't know if they will appear in this era successfully!
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