The Power of Divine Eyes
Snore*.
I can hear my breathing from the magic smartphone.
Apparently I fell asleep while on the phone.
"Master, you're really good at it! Normally, you can't sleep while standing up or even on the phone!"
Me, Shiro, Mary, Mylene, and Ori Hime are watching the video that Shiro's Divine Eye recorded.
"Why is there audio playing in the video recorded with the Divine Eye?"
I was curious, so I asked Shiro.
"During the previous round, I told Master not to turn off the smartphone!
What I did was to synchronize the Divine Eye with the smartphone, digitize the sounds picked up by the smartphone, and record them with the Divine Eye!"
"Your divine eye is truly capable of anything..."
"Hehehehehe."
Shiro seems happy to receive my praise.
I wasn't praising Shiro, I was praising the Divine Eye.
"The Divine Eye was obtained through my efforts, so being praised for the Divine Eye is the same as praising me!"
Shiro reads what's inside my head and says something back to me.
"I see."
I didn't want to refute it, so I ignored it.
As I was doing this,
"Hey! Everyone's gathered in the hall!"
Mary, who was concentrating on the magic smartphone, told Shiro and I, who were engrossed in the conversation.
It looks like we've arrived at our destination, or rather, the place where the monsters, Anastasia, and the others died.
"Everyone seems to be shaking..."
Lured by the sound of the whistle, the monsters and beastmen gathered in the hall, shaking their bodies and looking dazed.
"Isn’t it because everyone is shaking, but not because you are shaking?"
Shiro pointed out something.
"That’s one thing, but everyone is shaking too!"
"That’s not true! It’s just Master!
After all, even if the other people look sleepy, their eyes are slightly open!
You are the only one who is completely asleep!"
"It's true, their eyes are opened narrowly..."
"I’m surprised, you’re the only one sleeping while rowing the boat, Master!"
"But my left eye is wide open!"
"That's because you tore off your own eyelids!"
Shiro points out something extremely reasonable.
"But I guess everyone was asleep when they heard the whistle!"
"They're not sleeping, they're being mentally attacked and manipulated!"
"Then what about me?"
I didn't understand what it meant, so I tilted my head.
"Master, you're completely asleep! You're normally able to overcome the enemy's mental attacks!"
"As expected of me!"
I get carried away and look smug.
"But the cozy sound of the whistle becomes a lullaby, and you fall asleep soundly…"
For some reason, Shiro is really taken aback.
"Don't say something like it's my fault!
It's your fault for not preparing Mac Coffee!
I've said it many times!
I'm so sleepy!"
"I gave you canned coffee and sweet bread!"
Shiro insists that it's not her fault.
"I said I like Mac's value set!"
"But Master only drank coke at Mac!"
"Like I said, I was extremely sleepy, so I probably would have agreed to have a Mac coffee!
And yet, you were the one who rejected it, saying that Mac wasn't allowed!"
"I handed the canned coffee to Master to keep you awake!"
Still, Shiro forces the stereotype that canned coffee is the best for stakeouts.
"I didn’t drink canned coffee even in my previous life!
I was a convenience store coffee fan even in my previous life!"
"I don't know about that!"
"Don't lie! You said you read every nook and cranny of my memory!"
"Sure, I read it from cover to cover! But even I didn’t realize that the story about canned coffee and Mac coffee, which I thought was nothing, was actually a foreshadowing that would lead to this!"
"Are you an idiot? A heroine is someone who reads things and then acts on them!"
"But if I had picked up on the author's foreshadowing and served Mac Coffee right away, the punch line wouldn't have worked..."
"Certainly……"
"What on earth are you guys talking about..."
Mary, who was concentrating on the magic smartphone, was also stunned when she saw Shiro and I arguing desperately.
"Let’s just watch the video! What happened in this dungeon hall!
Because Master is rowing the boat, I seem to be getting seasick, or rather, movie sickness!"
"What!"
When I was doing something like that,
Stab*!
Thump*!
I could hear the sound of something going on at the front of the group.
"Master!"
"Yeah. It's started..."
"Eh! Tell me what started!"
Mary, who has not yet seen the tragedy that follows, is worried.
"It’s indiscriminate genocide!"
Shiro answers without hiding it.
Well, it's obvious if you look at it for a while, so there's no point in hiding it.
"Genocide means mass murder? Will everyone here be killed?"
Mary looked pale and was sweating.
Yes, Mary's beloved grandmother Anastasia is also in the large hall inside this dungeon.
"Hey! Cedric! Show me Grandmother!"
Mary panicked and grabbed my shoulder so tightly that it seemed like she was going to tear it off.
"It's impossible! I'm at the very back of the hall!"
I reject Mary's selfishness.
In fact, it's absolutely impossible!
"I understand! I'll shift my focus to Anastasia-san!"
An unexpected statement.
"Your divine eye is fixed on my face!"
"What are you talking about? My evil eyes are divine eyes!
Nothing is impossible in God's eyes!"
Once again, the greatness of Shiro's divine eye was revealed.
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