Cat-Eared Girl Again
"What is this! What is this place!?
This isn't the 5th level I know!"
I'm being attacked again by another party of adventurers, after having stripped bare a party of adventurers who were not affected by my unpleasant scream.
Or rather, these guys are taking measures against my unpleasant screams.
"Bone bastard! Die!"
I released the 3rd rank dark attribute magic Nightmare while avoiding the adventurer's attack.
Then,
"Uwaaaー, don’t eat it like thatーー!"
"I don’t taste goodーー!"
"Please don't eat my c*ck!"
Apparently, the dark attribute magic Nightmare was effective.
Why do people have nightmares about their c*cks being eaten anyway?
Don't nightmares come from the depths of the dreamer's psyche?
No matter how I think about it, I feel that the dark attribute magic Nightmare is also related to my deep psychology as the caster...
As I was thinking about this, even though I didn't have a brain,
"Master, thank you for waiting!"
Shiro joined me.
"What! Why is Master being attacked by adventurers!?"
Shiro was surprised to see an adventurer who was about to attack me and was given a nightmare skill.
"I don't know. Some adventurers I've never seen before is constantly challenging me and causing trouble!"
"That's strange... An adventurer I know said that the Amru Adventurer's Guild has decided not to fight with Master, you know?"
Shiro tilts her head in worry.
"In that case, these guys aren’t adventurers who belong to the Amru Adventurer’s Guild!
They're all people I've never seen before!"
"I see... then, let's kill them!"
"Don't kill them!"
“Then what are we going to do?”
"Strip them naked and hang them from a tree in the forest!"
"Roger that!"
When Shiro is given an order, she works efficiently.
Well, if they were to be rescued in such an embarrassing state, they would be too embarrassed to work in Amru Dungeon anymore.
No, wait!
Maybe this isn't enough to deter them.
They came all the way to Amru Dungeon in search of Shiro's clothes.
If they didn't get the loot, there was no point in coming all the way to the Amru dungeon.
I had to break their hearts completely.
If I don't do this, I, who aims to become a harem hero, will be criticized.
"Shiro! Strip them naked and stick a wooden stick up their ass!"
"Normally ordering something like that to me, a cute girl......"
"I don’t want to do it myself because it’s dirty!
It's the servant who does what I don't want to do!"
"Yes, I understand. I am definitely Master's servant!"
Even though Shiro was grumbling, she did her job well.
ーーーー
"Even so, how many times are they going to challenge me......"
"Well... I don't like the idea of sticking a wooden stick up a man's butt either..."
Shiro and I were about to take revenge on the sixth party of adventurers today.
"However, I think things will change in the future depending on whether we do this or not!
If anyone who opposes me thinks he's going to have a wooden stick shoved in his ass, he'll stop trying to oppose me from now on!"
"Indeed… everyone will start to think of Master as a brutal skeleton!
I've been working hard to improve Master's favorability, but... what was my struggle so far?"
"Well, it's all right! The guys with wooden sticks up their asses are all stranger adventurers!"
"Haa... well, that's true, but..."
As we were walking and talking, I suddenly ran into a solo cat-eared adventurer.
"Ah...!"
The cat-eared adventurer notices us and intentionally thrusts a magic bag in front of us and collapses.
"What this?"
"This is it! This is what I said!
All the adventurers who belong to the Amru Adventurer's Guild collapse in front of me!"
"Hehーー!"
I'm a little confused by the actions of an adventurer that I'm seeing for the first time.
Actually, I've seen this girl before...
There is no doubt that she is the cat-eared girl I pranked a while back.
I instinctively try to lift up her skirt.
"No! Master! This person is just pretending to be dead!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right! So, just go rummage through the magic bag and barter for anything that looks good!"
I had no choice but to rummage through the magic bag.
Inside were an expensive-looking mithril knife and a turquoise necklace.
I have mithril in my bag, and I don't care about turquoise.
"I don't need them! Let's go, Shiro!"
"Yes!"
I'm not interested in women who can't be pranked.
So, when I was about to leave, suddenly...
"Wait a minute!"
Said the cat-eared girl as she touched my bony legs.
She grabbed it.
"What?"
I look down at the cat-eared girl clinging to my legs.
"Please! I want Arachne-san's clothes!"
The cat-eared girl begged me, her eyes watering.
"But… you didn’t have anything to pay for it!
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?"
"I understand, though?"
The cat-eared girl looked at me curiously.
Since I wasn't sure, I decided to check the status of the cat-eared girl through an appraisal.
Race: Cat-Eared Lvl. 35
Occupation: Thief
Skills: Listening, Exploring
Strength 95
Speed 150
HP 150
MP 65
As expected, this girl is definitely the one I pranked before.
I remember this status.
A cat-eared girl who was attacked by the horn rabbit.
Well, the reason she can understand what I'm saying is probably because of her listening skill.
"So, in exchange for anything you want, you will give me Arachne-san's clothes!"
The cat-eared girl ignored my words and kept begging me.
Or rather, isn't this girl afraid of me?
No matter where you look at me, I look like the devil incarnate, and the price is...
In the previous world, the devil's price was fixed: your soul.
But my price is not a soul or something noble.
Can I say it.......
I want to play with your cherries...
"Master, what are you imagining?
Please tell this woman who is like a bundle of greed!
[The Skeleton King wants nothing in this world!
All I want is human flesh! Hiyahahaha!]"
What's that…….
Isn't she a complete villain?
Well, since I am a skeleton, they can't help but think I look like a villain.
When I looked at the cat-eared girl, she was trembling, probably from fear.
Well, anyone would be scared if they were asked for human flesh...
I started to feel a little sorry for her.
A man who aims to become a harem hero must be kind to only cute girls.
"Then, in exchange, would you like to work at my base?
I'm planning to go exploring the lower level for a while.
In the meantime, I would like you to take care of the garden that I am doing as a hobby."
"Master! Are you out of your mind!?
How dare you let this greedy woman into our love nest!"
Shiro protests, absolutely against it.
"It's not decided yet, right?
There’s no way this cat-eared girl would come to our base."
"I'll go!"
The cat-eared girl replied immediately.
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