Shapeshift
I thought to myself, [Shapeshift], waited 10 seconds, and opened my eyes.
Flap*, flap*, flap*….
"Hmm? I'm floating?"
I was flapping around in the tent.
I see, that's right...
A vampire classic. A bat.
Lately, perhaps because my brain has been restored, I notice many things quickly.
Well, I had a feeling it would turn this way.
Even in the vampire movies I've seen, vampires often transform into bats or wolves.
Were there any movies where werewolves were enemies?
Well, for now, vampires usually transform into bats or wolves.
It's a shame that I couldn't change into a woman, but I guess that's okay.
After sucking the blood of a noblewoman, I can change into a bat and go out of the window, or when I am mortally wounded by an enemy, I can change into a bat and escape the danger.
Let's be clear.
When I was Japanese, I loved vampire movies.
By the way, my favorite was Fright Night.
I think that movie is the original vampire hunter movie.
From what I knew at the time, I thought vampires were just not good at sunlight, crosses, and garlic.
However, I consider Fright Night to be the movie that perfectly established the now-familiar settings, such as the standard setting that vampires cannot enter a house without being invited, and that only silver bullets and holy water have any effect on vampires.
Surprisingly, no one knows about the movie Fright Night itself...
It's definitely one of my top three favorite vampire movies.
Incidentally, 1st place goes to Tarantino's From Dusk Till Dawn.
I remember watching this movie at the theater thinking it was going to be a gangster movie, but I was completely surprised when it suddenly turned into a vampire movie.
It was so funny that I laughed so hard in the theater by myself that my girlfriend at the time pulled me away from the theater.
2nd place goes to Interview with the Vampire. I also went to see it at the movie theater.
I think this movie is a classic vampire movie masterpiece.
Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, who were still on the market at the time, were beautiful and cool.
And in third place is Fright Night.
This movie is incredibly interesting.
I believe there were up to 3 movies in the series.
Moreover, it was recently remade with Colin Farrell as one of the cast.
It is a masterpiece that people who like vampire movies will understand, so of course it will be remade.
Next in fourth place was The Lost Boys starring the two Corey.
The definitive youth vampire movie. Apparently, this has been remade as well, but I haven't seen it.
Ever since I found out that Corey Haim had passed away, I have been sadly unable to watch movies starring the two Corey.
Speaking of the two Corey, I can't leave out the License to Drive movie.
This isn't a vampire movie, but it was really good.
Corey Haim can only drive in reverse.
Well, I'm off track, but I like vampire movies.
Even if I can't change into a woman, as long as I can change into a bat, there's no problem!
So, I changed into a bat and went outside of the tent.
"Hmm?"
The moment I stepped out of the tent. I got caught in a spider's web.
"Yes! I caught a bat!"
Shiro came over with joy.
No way, no way....
"Looks delicious!"
Are you trying to eat me?
Indeed, I have heard that spiders sometimes eat bats.
But normally, bats eat spiders!
Not good. This is bad!
How can I go back to being a human form?
I told Shiro that she shouldn't eat insects, but I didn't say she shouldn't eat bats.
Why didn't I tell Shiro not to eat bats back then?
At that time, I never thought that I would be able to transform into a bat, so it was impossible.
As I was thinking that, I was held in Shiro's hand.
Shit! Is this the end...
I never thought that my life would end after being eaten by Shiro, my servant.
However, I am immortal.
Even if Shiro eats me, digests me, and turns me into a poop, I won't die, right?
I thought something strange...
As expected, I don't want to live until I turn into poop!
My brain was spinning at breakneck speed and I was fantasizing about various things,
"Huh? Could it be... Master?"
Shiro noticed me.
Thank god…….
I feel relaxed and relieved.
"Get your hands off me!"
I talked to Shiro.
"Master, what are you talking about?"
"Eh?"
"Saying, Gigigigi, are you unable to speak human language again?"
"No way! Again..."
I'm at a loss for the first time in a while.
Lately, my luck has been 50 and everything has been going well.
Well, there were some minor things like cutting too much skin off of my c*ck, but that was my own fault and had nothing to do with luck.
"Shiro! Do something!"
I gestured frantically, trying to tell Shiro.
"I wonder what you want to tell me, Master...
To me, Master only looks delicious, so I don't understand Master's gestures at all..."
What a useless servant.
Shiro is certainly like that.
Even when she was exterminating cockroaches, she was salivating as she killed them.
Will I end my life as a bat?
How do bats mate?
Should I aim for a bat harem from now on?
What kind of beautiful bat girls are there?
That's a good place to start.
I made up my mind and decided to enjoy my life as a bat from now on.
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