Duchy of Sussex VS Duchy of Normandy 2
After about 30 minutes of pointless bombardment, the Duchy of Normandy finally realized that their attacks were not working at all and stopped their bombardment.
"That’s two years’ worth of the national budget!"
Called by Shiro, the busty Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry, Heidi, who was tapping on a magic calculator while looking at the monitor, came up with the price for the shells.
"Sera-san, you're so ruthless..."
"Yes... The Normandy fleet was getting frustrated because we weren't attacking at all..."
Shiro said.
"By the way, did you also tutored Heidi?"
I ask something that I've been really curious about.
"Together with Sera!"
The unexpected words came out of Heidi's mouth.
"Eh? You know Sera from the beginning?"
"Not only I was friends with Sera, but I was also friends with Peter!"
Even Peter. Then, that would be,
"Maybe he was a shepherd on the mountain of Alps?"
"Mountain of Alps? I don't know about it, but he used to keep a sheep."
"Peter is also a shepherd?"
"His job was to collect the sheep that had grazed and return them to the ranch."
"Maybe Sera was in a wheelchair?"
"Is the lord an Esper or something?
Sera couldn't walk a long time ago, but Peter and I trained her so she can now walk!
Nowadays, she goes for walks all the time as if the past is a lie!"
Apparently, it was not the mountain of Alps, but it seems to match the history in Earth.
"Master, history in Earth...
Heidi, girl of the *lps, is a fictional story, so I don't think she's a real person..."
An unexpected point.
It seems that my knowledge of anime and manga and my memories of actual history have become mixed up.
"I... I know that! I was just trying to say it!"
"Right..."
I somehow succeeded in deceiving her, and decided to continue watching Sera's skills.
ーーーー
It appears that the Normandy fleet, which had wasted two years' worth of national budget, has finally disembarked its ships and begun landing operations.
This may be the famous Normandy landing operation.
"That’s completely wrong! The Normandy landings are about World War II!
Moreover, they didn't land in Normandy, the Normandy army just got off the ship and landed in Sussex!"
Shiro said right away.
"I just wanted to say the Normandy Landings!
Don't rush into things that I just thought in my head every time!"
It's really annoying. Too annoying.
Do you think I don't have any privacy anymore, for you to intrude even on what I'm thinking in my head?
Even I want to say carefully selected nonsense.
The one who doesn't say it out loud is the one who doesn't have much confidence...
"Even if it's nonsense, it's better than being overlooked!
There's nothing more miserable than a comedian who isn't attacked by his partner even if he's not good at it!"
"I’m not a comedian!"
"So, is Master a natural?"
"Absolutely not! I'm aiming for a laugh!"
I get annoyed when someone says something rude to me.
"Well, Master is the type who likes to make people laugh, but you don’t like being laughed at!
However, Master is always the one who gets laughed at!"
Shiro should never said that.
"What! You're so cocky even though you're just a servant!"
"Ah! Master, the Normandy army is trying to climb the castle wall using ladders!"
"Ah! It's true!"
I get distracted easily.
In fact, I feel sad when I get distracted.
This is probably also a negative effect of the long period without a brain.
"Master! It looks like the soldiers from Normandy are trying to climb over the castle wall all at once by using many ladders on it!"
"I see. It looks like they prepared a lot of ladders.
Or rather, is it okay?
The Sussex Army wouldn't be able to handle it if they put on ladders like this all at once!"
"It’s okay! We knew from the beginning that they would all use ladders to climb up the castle wall!
Since they can't bring anything like a large turret to get over the castle wall, Sera expected them to use a ladder!"
"Even though you know, you haven’t done anything about it!
Normally, it would involve shooting arrows from above, dropping boulders, pouring boiling water over them, and anointing them with oil!"
"We're taking proper precautions!"
"I mean, it looks like they’re already reaching the top of the castle wall!"
"Ah! There!"
Shiro points to the monitor showing Sera.
"Eh……"
Is Sera in a mobile armor? Or rather, she was riding a vehicle with a metal egg-shaped body and limbs.
"You dung beetles! Don’t try to climb up the rocky walls like cockroaches!
It's disgusting!"
"I feel like Sera-san's personality has changed..."
I was astonished by Sera's sudden transformation.
Sera was originally a beautiful girl with a calm personality and unlucky.
"Sera's personality seems to change when she gets into a car or vehicle."
"But it changed too much..."
"If you don’t change your personality, you won’t be able to kill insects."
"Is that why you gave her that weird ride?"
"Rather than giving it to her, she wanted it...
Originally, it was just a mediocre work robot, but she had sparkling eyes and asked for it.''
"Indeed, many people whose personalities change when they drive a car are people who like cars..."
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