Reunion
Shiro and I are standing in front of the Amru Adventurer's Guild.
I thought about bringing Ori Hime and Mina with me, but I couldn't bring a slime with the same color as the holy sword Excalibur or a talking cat to the ground.
"Master, it's time to go in!"
"Yeah……"
I came up with the idea of conquering the 33rd level by fighting together with the S-class party [Falcon Claw], but when I thought about going to meet [Falcon Claw], my legs cowered.
No wonder.
I haven't talked to Kenji at all since I was 14 years old, before I turned into bones.
When I was a child, we were together 365 days a year. I was with him all day long......
"Master, I heard about the situation, but since the other person is Kenji, I don't think you need to be nervous!"
"I know that!
I used to work with him all the time when I was a kid!"
"Then it’s okay!"
"Yeah... It's okay... It's okay. I will definitely settle the past."
I brace myself and straighten my back.
"Master, that's the spirit!"
"Also, I can’t turn into bones again while still having regrets in this world!"
"Will you become a bone ghost because you had regrets in this world?"
Shiro said something rude.
"What is this bone ghost?"
"Because it's a skeleton monster, so it's like a ghost!"
"Absolutely not! I’m a hero!
It would be uncool for a hero to die and become a ghost, leaving behind regrets!
At least tell me I've fallen into darkness!"
"What's the difference between a ghost and a fallen one?"
"It's completely different! The word ghost sounds old-fashioned, but the word fallen itself is cool!"
"Is that so?"
"Absolutely! The word [Fallen to darkness] shakes the hearts of people with eighth grade syndrome!"
"What is eighth grade?"
"I have to start from there!"
When I was about to explain about the eighth grade syndrome, the door to the Adventurer's Guild opened.
"You guys are so noisy! Hurry and come inside the guild!"
Bam*! In front of the door that opened, Bruce Morrell, the guild leader of the Amru Adventurer's Guild, was standing proudly.
""Sorry""
Shiro and I were so intimidated by Bruce that we instinctively lowered our heads.
"I don't know if you guys know, but! Do you know that when you get excited, a dangerous aura leaks out of your body!"
Apparently, my body and Shiro's body were so engrossed in the conversation that our aura was overflowing.
"Ha..."
"Ah... that's not it! The adventurers are too scared to go in and out of the door!"
Bruce was pretty pissed off.
"I've been working so hard to keep them from finding out who you guys are, but you're ruining it!"
Of course, Bruce is right,
Is it just my imagination that I think Bruce's voice yelling loudly in front of the door of the Adventurer's Guild is more of a problem...
"Well, well, let them off the hook this time! Bruce!"
As we were talking, Reinhard, the leader of [Falcon Claw], appeared from within the Adventurer's Guild.
"That's right! Don't get mad at Shiro-sama, Bruce. No matter how many lives you have, it's not enough!"
Following Reinhard, Anastasia also appeared.
And,
"Ced-nii…"
Kenji was behind Anastasia, his face a mess, his nose dripping and sobbing.
"It's been a while. Kenji!"
I was nervous to meet him so suddenly, but as Kenji's big brother, I answered him coolly.
Yes, I'm Kenji's big brother, so I have to look good at all times.
"Ced-nii~"
Kenji cried and tried to hug me.
But,
Wham*!
Kenji was hit by a counterpunch from Shiro.
"Shiro-sama, why..."
Kenji, who had been blown away, was looking up at Shiro while bleeding from various places.
"You're trillion years early to be hugging Master!"
"I… I see…"
Shiro didn't seem to like the emotional reunion scene between me and Kenji.
"Shiro! You, this is a touching scene between me and Kenji!
Readers must have been expecting a moving scene!"
"This story doesn't need emotional scenes! It says comedy at the end of the tag column, right?"
"That’s true, but I want an emotional scene!
I'm the main character! I'm just saying, you could at least listen to me for a minute!"
"I don’t think emotion suits the lolicon Kenji!
Even if Kenji with narrow eyes cries, no one will be impressed!"
"I think what you just said made everyone with narrow eyes in the world your enemy!"
Bruce, Reinhardt and the others were stunned by the argument between Shiro and me.
"Cedric, I haven't seen you for a while, but you've changed a lot in your appearance and personality..."
Reinhard said quietly.
"Well... in the past, you were quiet, or rather, a little shadowy.
Well, that was cool, though."
Anastasia says some unnecessary things.
"Anastasia, do you also look at Master that way?"
Shiro's target has shifted from Kenji to Anastasia.
"T... that's wrong! I just thought the old Cedric was cool, and I don't have any feelings about the younger, pale Cedric of today!"
Anastasia desperately denies it.
Actually, I was a little hurt that she didn't think anything of me...
"Is that so?"
"That's right! That's right!"
Anastasia desperately agrees to Shiro's question.
"But Anastasia is so cruel that you didn’t care about Master!"
"Ehhhーー!"
Anastasia glances at me, as if she doesn't know what to do.
The truth is, she likes me, but she lies and says she doesn't care.
Well, I'm not interested in older women.
Just like that, the reunion between Kenji and I didn't turn out to be a moving scene, and ended in a messy moment.
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