Conquer!
Shiro and I are currently conquering the SSS dungeon under the orders of Masako Hala, the head of the Halahala Adventurer's Guild.
"Master, wouldn’t it be better if we headed to Mofuufu sooner rather than conquering the dungeon?"
Shiro points out a valid point.
"Idiot! I can't miss a chance to get a harem member!"
"But, Masako-san, she's an old woman over 30."
Shiro seems to think I'm a true lolicon.
"I'm also a fan of erotic M*LFs!
Masako is beautiful and has an evil eye and an eye patch!"
"It tickles Master's middle school heart..."
"That's what I mean!
The succubus lady is in the shop, so she won't run away!"
So, I'm going to conquer the SSS dungeon.
"It’s really easier than the unconquered dungeon that we conquered with Britney Anee-sama and Hana-chan."
"Yeah. There's a map, and there's a barrier on the staircase floor from the beginning, so there's no floor boss either!"
"If there's no floor boss, that means there's no treasure in the floor boss room either."
"That's the privilege of the first person to visit and defeat the floor boss!"
While talking about various things, we steadily conquered the dungeon.
"As expected, there are a lot of people in the dungeon that have already been conquered."
"I asked the old man who was taking a break on the stairway floor earlier, but since each stairway floor is sealed off by a barrier, there are no evil monsters coming up from the lower floors, so it's safe!"
"Indeed, in unconquered dungeons, sometimes extremely strong individuals appear!"
"But it's still not very challenging......"
"Masako-san told us to just do some research and conquer the SSS dungeon for starters!
She said that you can earn guild points just by conquering dungeons, but only in unconquered dungeons.''
"Then let’s quickly conquer it!"
So Shiro and I spent two days conquering the SSS dungeon.
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"That was quick! If you can conquer the SSS dungeon in two days, you'll definitely be in the top 10 of the guild rankings!"
Masako Hala, the leader of the Halahala Adventurer's Guild, is convinced of our abilities and seems to think that [White Whale] will be able to break into the top 10 of the guild rankings.
"Because we had a map, we were able to conquer it in two days!
If we don't have a map, there's no way we can conquer it in two days!"
I had to nail down Masako Hala, who had a flower garden in her head.
"In that case, you should just hire the dog-eared people.
They have good noses so they can sniff out where the floor boss is!"
Masako Hala suggests.
"I don't like that! I can't think of letting a stranger in a space where it's just me and Master!"
Shiro firmly refuses.
"W… what are you talking about! You!
If that happens, I won't be able to get promoted!"
Masako Hala, who wants money and a desire to get ahead, also starts making noise.
"It’s okay! I’ll make a special magic tool!
The point is, we just need to know where the strong enemies are, right!
Then all you have to do is make a high-performance sensing magic tool!"
When Shiro said that, she took out the materials and tools from her magic bag, and in just 5 minutes, she created a sensing magic tool shaped like Dragon Radar from Dr*gon Ball.
"The location of the dot is where the people are!
Large dots represent strong people.
Turning the top screw will widen or narrow the range."
Indeed, the location of the person and the position of the dot match.
I feel like the A-class adventurer that Shiro defeated in an instant the other day had a slightly larger dot than the other adventurers around them.
"Masako-san. Could you please release your Touki to the fullest without suppressing it?"
"I understand!"
Masako Hala, the leader of the Halahala Adventurer's Guild, spreads out the strong Touki that she had been suppressing.
At the same time, the receptionist who was near us started to bend over and started to pee.
"Look, Masako-san's dot has gotten even bigger!"
Shiro points to Masako's dot on the Dragon Radar, which is now the Boss Radar.
"With this, we can find the floor boss right away!"
I pat Shiro's head.
"Ehehehehehehe!"
Shiro has a big smile on her face and looks happy.
"Um, sorry!
You can leave early today!"
While we were filled with such joy, Masako Hala, the head of the Adventurer's Guild, was panicking because she had made the receptionist pee.
A guild leader who makes her guild staff pee.
She is completely disqualified as guild leader.
So, today, in place of the receptionist who had peed, the guild leader, Masako Hala, will be the guild's receptionist.
Needless to say, none of the adventurers came to her, which made the other receptionists' jobs even harder than usual.
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