Bone Guy
Clonk*. Clonk*. Clonk*.
A dry sound echoes in my head.
Where am I?
The area was very damp and dark.
I don't understand why and keep walking.
I think I went to the convenience store and on the way back...
Ah... I remembered everything!
I saved a girl who was about to be run over by a truck, and instead, I was hit by a truck and died.
Then, I was reincarnated in a different world, as is often the case.
God came out and said, [You were not supposed to die, but you died by mistake! Instead, I will reincarnate you in another world with your memories and give you a cheat skill!] And so, I was given the usual story and reincarnated into another world.
But...
The memory of my previous life comes back too late!
I had already died once and turned into bones.
It would be an understatement to say that I died once.
In fact, the immortality skill I received as a perk of my reincarnation into another world worked and I turned into bones instead of dying.
"Jesus!"
I crawl on all fours and pound the stone pavement.
But since I have no flesh, the sound is dry and surreal, more like a [tap*, tap*] than a [thump*, thump*].
I can't believe how lonely it is to have no flesh......
I think the reason why I am in this situation is because of the super concealment skill that God gave me along with the immortality skill.
I was given a different world perk, and God made me a hero, which would have the highest potential.
I was told that if I became a hero, I would have superhuman strength and even be able to use special magic.
However...... there is a drawback to being a hero.
When the world finds out that one is a hero, other people start telling him to save the world and defeat the demon king.
Then I'll repeat the same thing as my previous life when I was a company slave.
In order to avoid that, I got a super-concealment skill from God, but it seems that because of that super-concealment skill, my memories of my previous life didn't return until I was reduced to bones.
Super concealment skill is a skill that allows you to freely hide things that you want to hide.
And, as the name suggests, you can hide anything you want to hide.
I used this super concealment skill to hide my hero status and other world reincarnation bonus skills before reincarnating in another world.
I didn't know when my memories from my previous life would return, so I hid my hero status.
If people recognize me as a hero before my memory returns, I will not be able to fool them. This was a necessary measure to avoid that.
And the amazing thing about this super concealment skill is that it not only hides my status, but also hides my actual abilities, or rather, makes them unusable.
If I show off my hero's power in a bad way, people will think I'm an amazing person even if I used the super concealment skill.
Yes, I wanted to use the power of the hero only for myself!
I don't want people to take advantage of me anymore.
I remember the days in my previous life when my bosses complained and sarcastically told me every day that I wasn't making enough sales effort.
There's no way an extremely expensive multifunction copier will sell easily!
In this day and age, sales people are not interested in making house calls anymore!
This is the age of the Internet.
People are buying cheap copiers online!
When I remembered my days as a company slave, the rashes came out.
Actually, I only have bones right now, so I don't have rashes or anything like that... but I still miss my flesh.
Perhaps because my super concealment skill was so effective, I became an adventurer without realizing that I was a reincarnated person in another world, and ended my life by getting stuck in a spike on the floor, which was a dungeon trap.
Actually, even if I got stuck in a spike, I didn't die because of my immortality skill, and as my flesh rotted away and I was left with nothing but bones, I was finally able to escape from the spike trap, and I'm here now...
"This can't be happening!"
I screamed at my lack of luck.
But I couldn't pronounce it well because I had no flesh.
If a human were to hear it, it would probably sound something like this.
"Ugya, gya, gya, gyaa!"
Yep, I'm not human anymore.
For now, let's calm down.
Even if I scream, nothing will happen.
If I could scream and start my life over again, I would scream all I want, but that's not the case.
What I'm going to do now is, yeah, that's right.
It's about unlocking the super concealment skill.
The moment I thought that, mana overflowed from my body.
Apparently, if I wanted to solve the super concealment skill myself, I could solve it at any time.
Well, I completely forgot that I had used the super concealment skill, so I couldn't do it...
Anyway.
With this, I should have the potential of a hero.
For now, let's take a look at my status.
Race: Skeleton lvl.1
Occupation: Hero
Titles: Immortal, The Man Who Remembered Too Late, A Hero Despite Being a Bone, Man Without Luck
Skills: Super Concealment, Immortality, Appraisal
Strength 15
Luck 3
HP 30
MP 80
What... what is this... it's ridiculously weak and has a lot of disappointing titles.
Or rather, my race is now a skeleton instead of a human... does that mean I'm already a monster, not a person?
Moreover, lvl.1...
When I was a human, I was a lvl. 30 adventurer!
To begin with, I wanted to become a hero in another world and create a harem.
But what am I supposed to do with a bone body and no c*ck?
"What kind of punishment is it if I can't have s*x even if I build a harem?"
This is how my reincarnation in another world began after I became a bone body.
Ahahaha, this is so hilarious! Probably the most funny start of isekai so far. Specially his title "The Man Who Remembered Too Late". That's a masterpiece!
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