Beautifully White
On our way to the Kingdom of Britain, Shiro locks herself up on the ship and is absorbed in making waterproof sunscreen that would not cause sunburn.
"Ori Hime, I'm bored..."
"Kyui!"
Ori Hime seems to be enjoying steering the Golden Skull.
"Is it fun?"
"Kyui!"
"Do you like the sea?"
"Kyui!"
"Do you like me?"
"Kyui!"
"What about Shiro?"
"Kyui!"
"Do you want to eat melon?"
"Kyui!"
"I have so much free time that I want to have a masturbation."
"Kyui?"
"What? If I masturbate on the deck, my c*ck will get sunburned?"
"Kyui?"
"Do you know Ori Hime? All boys want to have strong, jet-black p*nises!"
"Kyu... Kyui?"
"Eh? Because it's uncircumcised, the glans doesn't get sunburned, and only the skin turns black?"
"Kyu... Kyu... Kyui?"
"Then, Ori Hime, please hold the skin of my c*ck at the base so it doesn’t come down!"
Bam*!
When I was about to take off my pants, I was suddenly hit on the head from behind.
"Ori Hime is confused!
Just because you have free time, please don't play strange things with Ori Hime!"
When I turned around, Shiro was standing there glaring at me.
"Because I was bored!
Even when I talk to Ori Hime, all it can say is kyui..."
"I could only see that you were trying to get Ori Hime to help you with your masturbation......"
Shiro completely denies my excuse.
"Well… it just happens!"
"Ori Hime is a good girl!
Please don't say anything strange to her!"
"I always ask it to handle the milk after masturbation, though?"
I unconsciously said it.
It would be a big problem if it was found out later.
"What are you doing! What are you planning to do if Ori Hime gets pregnant?"
"Doesn't Ori Hime handle the milk with its mouth?"
"Master, do you know where Ori Hime's mouth is?"
"I don't know."
"Probably, when a tadpole implants in the central core, a child is born!"
Shiro told me a shocking fact about slimes.
"That's a lie! That core was an egg..."
"I wonder?"
No way, an imagination? A delusion?
However, after this day, I stopped letting Ori Hime deal with the post-masturbation process.
"So, are you done with the sunscreen?"
I changed the subject and asked Shiro.
"It's completed! I created an all-in-one product that includes waterproof sunscreen, lotion, emulsion, and whitening lotion all in one!"
"All-in-one, is that like golf or something?"
I'm confused by words I'm not familiar with.
"That's a hole-in-one. What I made is an all-in-one that even lazy users can use!
If you use this all-in-one product that I created, you won't get sunburned, you can whiten your skin, and your skin will become as smooth as pure white porcelain!"
I don't know much about it, but it seems like a very useful thing.
"Of course, it’s waterproof, right?"
"Of course! It will never come off even when surfing, and it will never come off even in hot water!"
"Then how do you remove it?"
"There's no need to remove it because it's good for your skin, but if you do decide to remove it, you can easily remove it using the shampoo I developed!"
"You're going to wash your face with shampoo?"
"The shampoo I made is a mildly acidic shampoo that can be used all over the body!
Moreover, it moisturizes the skin and even has a whitening effect!"
"Is it a body soap-in-rinse-in shampoo that goes beyond rinse-in shampoo?"
"No! It's a body soap-in-conditioner-in-whitening-lotion-in-shampoo!"
A tremendous value for money.
Some men often wash their bodies with shampoo because it's too much trouble, but Shiro's shampoo allows you to wash your entire body.
"If you made something that amazing, wouldn’t it sell like crazy?"
"It will definitely sell! I think people who use expensive cosmetics, shampoo, and conditioner will look like idiots!
As long as you use the All-In-One White Spider Shampoo that I developed, anyone can get white, smooth skin like white porcelain!"
"Have you decided on the price?"
"I'm planning to set the All-In-One price at 500 gol and the shampoo at 300 gol!"
"I think even if you add one more zero, it will still sell normally."
"Really?"
"I think in the southern continent, even if you add two zeros, it will sell like crazy.
The culture of spending money on beauty is more developed in the southern continent!"
"That… that much…"
Shiro, who doesn't really understand the financial sense of the world, is shocked.
No wonder.
She usually makes 10 million or 100 million gol by making weapons and magic tools.
Shiro's sense of money is different from that of ordinary people.
"Well, only if it proves effective!
It was made by Shiro, so I'm not worried.''
"Then, for now, please use it!
I originally made this for Master!"
"I refuse! I want to tan like a man!
A pirate doesn't look good looking pale and lanky!"
"Are you still saying that? We live in an era where men also whiten their skin!"
"Idiot! What if you use that stuff and your blackened rod turn white after rubbing them every day?"
"The only thing that's black is the skin!
I like a pure white p*nis with a pretty light pink head!"
"That's such a strange rod, it's embarrassing!"
"A pitch-black p*nis looks dirty!
I'm sure the women of the world like a clean-looking white p*nis, too!"
"I... Is that so..."
"That’s right! Men’s tastes and women’s tastes are different!
If you want to be popular, you should whiten your p*nis as well!"
Shiro handed me the all-in-one and shampoo.
"To top it all off, Master's current p*nis is completely black on the skin and pink on the inside, so it's quite unbalanced and weird!''
"Things that people really care about…"
"Please use that to return it to its original state!
No one will take such a dirty p*nis in their mouth!"
"No wayーー!!"
This is how I decided to aim for a whiter c*ck.
In order for the girl to happily suck my thing in her mouth.
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