Go To the Kingdom of Britain!
I wanted to head to the Kingdom of Britain right away, but because of the party they had, the low-ranking pirates got drunk and couldn't leave the port.
So, the next morning.
"Master! Please wake up!"
Shiro was very noisy in the morning.
I drank too much alcohol yesterday and my head is pounding.
"I'm awake."
"You shouldn't drink moonshine made by pirates!"
"Because it was recommended to me..."
The Donut Island we're on is supposed to be on the Kingdom of Hispania, but it's actually a lawless area.
Therefore, all alcohol made at breweries that are not recognized by the Kingdom of Hispania is classified as moonshine.
And the sake made by these low-ranking pirates is a bomb sake with only a high alcohol content.
It can be used as a regular Molotov cocktail.
Actually, I feel like they're actually stocked as Molotov cocktails...
"Master, I examined that alcohol with my appraisal eye, and if you ingest too much, you will die!"
"I'm immortal, so I won't die."
"Even if Master doesn't die, our pirate subordinates will die!
I just got rid of all the moonshine and put a lot of the alcohol they made in the warehouse instead!"
"You are surprisingly considerate of our subordinates."
"For the time being, I try to be kind to my allies."
"You're going to feed them and eat them when they get fat, right!"
"I’m not that kind of a devil!"
"But you like human flesh, right?"
"Even if I like human flesh, I won't eat the human flesh of my subordinates!"
As we talked, we prepared for departure.
Me, Shiro, and Ori Hime are on the Golden Skull.
Vice-captain Mylene and the low-ranking pirates board the Golden Skull No. 2.
"As expected, no matter how you look at it, Golden Skull No. 2 looks more like the mothership..."
"It's cool, isn't it! The golden skull on the bow is also bigger than the Golden Skull, matching the size of the ship!"
"Mylene looks more like a pirate ship captain than me..."
On the deck of Golden Skull No. 2, I mutter as I look at Mylene, who is quickly giving instructions to the low-ranking pirates.
"Isn’t that because Mylene-san is wearing a pirate hat?"
Shiro is kind to Mylene.
Or rather, it's sweet.
She also takes the initiative in making equipment and costumes.
Why did you make a pirate hat only for Mylene?
"I want to wear a pirate hat too!"
"No! Master is all Japanese style!"
"Even though it’s Japanese style, the only thing that’s Japanese is the duke’s embroidery on the cloak and the Shinsengumi-like dandara pattern!"
"Isn't that great! Does Master also want to wear kimono like Kenji?"
"No, it's fine. It's embarrassing to overlap with Kenji. I don't want people to think I'm copying him."
While we were talking about this, before we knew it, we were ready to leave the port.
[Ancestor-sama. I will lead you to the Kingdom of Britain!]
Mylene, the captain of Golden Skull No. 2, speaks to me via telepathy.
Telepathy is very useful when navigating, but if Golden Skull No. 2 takes the lead, the Golden Skull, which is supposed to be the mother ship, becomes more and more like a cruiser or a destroyer.
"Master, are you crying?"
Shiro notices that I'm crying.
"Is it wrong to cry?"
"Are you really that serious about being a pirate?"
"I am serious! Every boy dreams of becoming a pirate at least once!"
Shiro really doesn't understand.
The romance of pirates.
Everyone wants to be Captain Harl*ck or Monkey * Luffy.
Yes, pirates are pirates, but they want to be captains.
Lead a group of pirates and explore the endless seas in search of treasure!
"I think it’s pretty much the same as an adventurer, though?
You go on an adventure and hunt for treasure, right?"
Shiro says something dreamless.
"It would be nice to sail the sea!"
"There’s nothing in the sea, right?"
"Boys are attracted to the sea!
The surfers are popular, right?"
"Now is the time to whiten your skin! If you go surfing, you’ll get sunburnt!
I definitely prefer men who are fair-skinned!"
Shiro, who has a strong obsession with white, directly denies it.
"I should just wear sunscreen!"
"Master, you’re underestimating surfing!
When you surf, you have to go through a lot of dolphin passes, so sunscreen wears off quickly!"
"I should just use waterproof!"
"Even waterproof sunscreen comes off!
In fact, if you went to dolphin passes with waterproof sunscreen, the sunscreen will get in your eyes!"
Shiro tells me something about being a surfer.
"Well, then, Shiro should develop a sunscreen that will never get wet!"
"That’s right… I will!
If you live on a boat, you will inevitably get sunburned!"
For some reason, Shiro is getting excited.
I think she'll actually create a sunscreen that won't cause you to get sunburn.
If I could sell that sunscreen on Earth, I could make a lot of money.
Cedric thought.
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