Grandma-con
"It's quite intense..."
I'm fed up with the number of monsters.
"It's more than the southern continent..."
Shiro also agrees with me.
"There are so many talented adventurers on the southern continent! Even if a dungeon stampede happens, won't they be dealt with right away?"
"Certainly……"
While we talked, we defeated the monsters that appeared one after another.
The composition is me, Shiro, Ori Hime, and Mylene from Golden Skull Pirates + Team Mary. The team [Falcon Claw] of Reinhard, Anastasia, and Kenji + Charlemagne team acts separately with us.
It's easier to fight with members who are used to fighting, so we are organized into different groups.
"Master! If it's the adventurer party, please use the name [White Whale]!"
Shiro, who loves white, reads my mind and points it out.
"Yeah. It is [White Whale]."
"Now, [White Whale] is a venerable adventurer's guild party that is famous even on the southern continent and is ranked within the top 10 of the adventurer's guild rankings!"
"Then, this time, we are called [White Whale]!
But, originally, Shiro and I are the only members of [White Whale], right?
No one other than me and Shiro have adventurer bracelets from that world!"
"It's okay! If its the adventurer bracelet, I've asked Britney Anee-sama for help, and I have it in stock!"
An unexpected answer comes back from Shiro.
"Isn’t that cheating?"
"The adventurer guild itself is an organization dominated by [Dog's Tail] and its affiliated parties, so anything is possible!
Basically, any proposal is decided by a majority vote of the Adventurer's Council, so if you can gather a majority of votes, you can rewrite any law of the Adventurer's Guild!"
"That’s dangerous…. Gabrielle Goto Tupesh….
Does that mean they also control the Musasabi Autonomous State, a country created by adventurers?
The fact that she is the head of the two major powers on the southern continent, the [Jet Black Forest] and the [Musasabi Autonomous State,] means that Gabrielle is essentially in control of the southern continent itself...''
"You noticed that now? That kind of thing is common knowledge on the southern continent!"
Shiro replied with a disappointed look.
"Did I make a promise to such a dangerous person, Gabrielle Gotou Tupesh, that I would listen to her for one thing?
What on earth could such a person with so much power be asking for?"
"It must be quite dangerous!
After all, this is a wish from a princess who can do anything!
There's no doubt that it's more troublesome than Anastasia-san's request!"
"Eh! No way! Wasn’t this expedition the climax of my hero’s story?
I got a lot of foreshadowing!"
"You are an idiot! If this was a big deal, we wouldn't have picked up all the clues all at once!"
"Well, to be honest, I thought that too. The foreshadowing was easy to understand…
I think it would have been better if we had taken the time to collect the clues...''
"Let’s end this quickly and continue conquering the world!
Just like that, we have Anastasia from the Kingdom of Britain and Charlemagne from the Holy Roman Empire!"
Shiro grins.
"Eh?! Are you trying to kill them?"
"If I kill them here, we can have fun and get the Kingdom of Britain and the Holy Roman Empire!
In the end, it's just those two who are dangerous!"
"How evil are you...
I don't remember raising you like that!"
"No way! I'm just kidding!"
When Shiro saw me taken aback, she tried to fool me, but her eyes weren't smiling at all.
Shiro looks like a human, but she is a cruel monster.
She only thinks of humans as food.
"Um... I've said it many times, but Master's thoughts are completely transparent to me..."
"...Have you guys forgotten that I'm Grandmother's grandchild...?
There's no way I'm going to let you kill Grandmother!
I mean, Cedric! Weren't you Grandmother's younger brother in your previous life?
How could you possibly want to kill your sister, who is related to you by blood?"
Mary warns Shiro and me.
In fact, it sounds like she's stabbing me in the face.
"There's no way I'd kill my sister!"
I firmly deny it.
"I see. Apparently you're a Sis-con!"
"Mary. That's wrong."
"Hmph. No matter how much of a Sis-con you are, I won't give you Grandmother!"
"You’re a Grandma-con!"
"Grandma-con? I don't think that being glamorous and having big breasts is a complex, you know?
Or rather, aren't you happy that I look like Grandmother, right?"
Mary misunderstands and says strange things.
"Master, is that a new word again?
I think someone has already said this before?
By any chance, are you aiming for the buzzword award again?
But with Grandma-con, it's impossible to win the buzzword award!
There is no Japanese dissing!"
Shiro calmly said.
Or, when she was doing it,
Bang*! Bang*! Bang*!
The sound of Mylene's gun echoes.
"Ancestor-sama! I'm being pushed a little!"
Mylene, who was fighting alone against the flood of monsters with two pistols, became desperate and asked for help.
"I mean, you guys should work! Mylene's hands are full!"
I yelled at Shiro, Mary, and Ori Hime, who was resting on Shiro's head for some reason.
"I mean, Cedric, you're the one who fights the least!"
Mary calmly pointed out.
"I'm the Ancestor and the harem hero, so I don't have to fight!
It makes sense for you, my harem candidates, to fight for your master!"
"What's that?"
Mary, who only acted together with us once in a while, was ridiculously exasperated.
Or rather, don't look at me with cold eyes!
Since I had no other choice, I decided to pull out my legendary sword.
"Throwing away your life for the sake of your lord is the way of life for good old Japanese samurai!"
"Then I’ll do my best!"
Mary, who would approve of anything that involved Japan, nodded vigorously.
Too easy.
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