Panic
We push through the pathless path while defeating monsters.
I was covered by monster's blood and the smell of my own sweat.
"Master! The clothes I made absorb sweat well and have a deodorizing effect, so they shouldn't smell bad!"
Shiro read my mind and immediately chided in.
“I was just trying to phrase it like a novel!
Or rather, don't put it into words!"
"It’s a useless piece of work for a gag erotic fantasy!"
"Are you an idiot? Readers want to read profound and epic texts!"
"That’s not true! I’m sure it’s better to write text that is light and easy to read!
If you read a book with heavy text, you'll fall asleep right away!"
"I see!"
Being a simple person, I thought that Shiro's opinion was reasonable, so I immediately agreed.
"What are you guys talking about? Use your hands, not your mouth!"
Mary warns me with the appearance of an oni.
Or rather, she has horns, so she's actually an oni.
As I am the Emperor of the Sussex Commonwealth, I believe that if I work, I will lose, so I decided to transform into a mouse and take refuge in Mary's chest.
Once inside Mary's chest, Mary is satisfied for some reason and doesn't complain.
"Master! My chest is always empty too!"
Shiro makes an appeal by exposing her chest.
"Your breasts are flat, aren't they?
If there's an intense battle, I'll fall off!"
"Master... it's too cruel... Even though I'm drinking milk every day and doing my best..."
"Since you were made immortal by Britney, you won't get any bigger, right?"
"I don’t want to hear it!"
Thud*!
Shiro covers his ears to escape reality.
"You, don't drop Ori Hime Morningstar in a place full of monsters like this!"
Or rather, Shiro was eaten head first by a giant lion-like monster.
"Shiro!"
I stood up in a hurry and screamed!
"Ah! Cedric... right there..."
I kicked Mary's nipples and stood up, and it seemed that Mary felt it more than she should have.
No, right now it was about Shiro.
I return to my human form and draw my sword.
I must quickly get Shiro out of the lion's belly, but I must avoid the area where Shiro is and cut it.
Boom*!
Just as I was thinking that, the big lion that ate Shiro exploded.
"I'm fine! The level of monsters around here won't even hurt me!"
Shiro was standing where the big lion was, unharmed and as if nothing had happened.
"The lion's stomach juices and blood are stuck all over your body.''
"My clothes are water-repellent, so it washes off easily!"
"But your head and face are sticky..."
"There is room for improvement!"
After saying that, Shiro handed Ori Hime Morningstar to me, used her [Shadow Crossing] skill, and went somewhere.
"Hey! You're kidding, right! Shiro is forcing me to work even though she's a servant!"
When Ori Hime Morningstar was handed to me, I was so shocked that I was in a state of shock.
I liked living like a pimp.
Without Shiro, I wouldn't be able to live my ideal life as a pimp.
"Who's going to cook my food?"
"What are you even doing here..."
Mary looks at me in shock.
"Just killing time?"
"Just how uninteresting are you!"
"Actually, you can probably manage without me!"
"Grandmother called Cedric here because she thought there was nothing we could do!"
"But for now, it won’t be a problem if I’m not here, right?:
"Does it look okay to you?"
Mary looks at Mylene, who is fighting desperately.
"I will do my best!"
Seeing Mylene do her best with tears in her eyes, I reflected on my rotten nature.
"I mean... Cedric... why do you have an erection..."
"I got excited when I saw Mylene working hard!"
"Seriously, you're a hopeless man..."
"Mary likes me like that, right?"
"What kind of mouth says something like that!"
Slash*!
Mary seriously swung her sword at me.
"That’s dangerous!"
I complain to Mary.
"Cedric can dodge it, right?"
"Well, I can dodge it, but?"
"A normal guy can’t dodge!
Come on, get to work!
Even if Mylene really collapses, I don't care!"
"I’m definitely going to have oyakodon with you and Anastasia!
Hmm? Is it not oyakodon? Babakodon?
Just remember, I'm going to do a threesome!"
"I'm really looking forward to it!"
Mary was smiling with an innocent look on her face.
"You are looking forward to it?"
"I can have s*x with my beloved grandmother and Cedric!
There's no reason I won't be happy!"
"What kind of chastity concept does the oni race have?"
"Well, the weakest are prey to the strongest, aren't they?
The strong attack the weak!"
"Isn't that what the world calls rape?"
I teach common sense to the people of this undeveloped country.
"Do you know about the human concept of chastity?"
"You're the princess of the human kingdom, right?"
"What? I'm a monster!"
"Was it so?"
"Ogres and vampires are both monsters!
So, since I'm half-ogre and half-vampire, I think I'm a monster no matter how you look at it, though?"
I completely treated Mary as a human being.
After all, she speaks human language!
I thought they were classified as demi-humans, just like elves, dwarves, and beastmen.
"You... were you an enemy of humans?"
"An enemy? Or rather, you're a monster too!"
"Right!"
I had completely forgotten about it until this point.
That I was a monster, a vampire who lived in the darkness.
Or rather, if we were monsters, shouldn't we be happy about the birth of the Demon King?
The Demon King is the king of monsters.
Maybe I am being deceived by Anastasia after all?
Because that person is telling us to defeat our king, who is a monster!
Tell me! Shiro!
Why aren't you here at this crucial time?
I don't know what's going on anymore, so for now, I draw my sword at Mary.
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