Outbreak of War!!
"Lord! Alexandria is being attacked by 50,000 vampires!"
While I was having a pointless conversation with Shiro, it seemed like it was already night, so the shitty bastard Thomas, came to report.
"What do you mean? Me?"
"That's right! Lord!"
The shitty bastard Thomas gets down on one knee and bows his head.
"The shitty bastard Thomas-kun's group is a ninja unit, so I asked him to speak like a ninja!"
Shiro explains to me.
"Somehow their costumes changed..."
"Up until now, they had been a double agent for the Vatican and the Kingdom of Sussex, so they wore Vatican costumes, but now that the Vatican no longer had any power, they became an exclusive unit for the Kingdom of Sussex!"
"So that's why you came out with that color..."
The shitty bastard Thomas is dressed as a complete ninja in black, with red stitches in some places.
"Right! It's the Sussex Ninja Squad!"
"I see, so the names of the members have also changed?"
"It’s the same as before, Red, Blue, Pink!
It's too much trouble to change the name now!"
"Too much trouble..."
"Master, you still call the shitty bastard Thomas-kun Red!
Changing the name midway through is a hassle!"
"It's true. Sometimes there are celebrities or people who change their stage name, but ordinary people continue to call them by their original name!
If a celebrity isn't selling that well, a new name might become established, but it's impossible for a celebrity whose name is well known to a certain extent!
And then, just in case, they go back to their original stage name!"
"Um, it's time to get ready for battle..."
Guesclin, who had been listening to the story in silence, made an apologetic suggestion.
"That’s right! I don’t want to see my precious citizens of the Sussex Commonwealth Empire being raped by a foreign race!
Let's go! Shiro!"
"I understand!"
When I left the castle, the headquarters of the ancient city of Alexandria, I found myself in a frenzied world where pagan vampires were attacking the residents of Alexandria, drinking their blood, and raping both women and men.
"That's not good..."
"It's not good! Master! Please release light attribute magic!"
"Eh? Why?"
"Vampires are weak against light attribute magic!"
"I'm fine, though?"
"Master is a born hero, and the light attribute is your original attribute, so you're totally fine!
Later on, you became a monster and acquired the dark attribute!
Well, during the skeleton era, the dark attribute became too strong, and if you used a heal on yourself, it seems you would take damage.''
"That happened."
It brought back the bitter memories of applying heal on myself and almost dying.
"So, please don’t hesitate to put your heal on the vampires!
This battle is a complete bonus stage!
Like in Amru dungeon!
A level where only Liches appears!
It's just like that!"
"I see!"
And so, as a test, I used my heal on the vampire who is raping the woman in front of me.
Then,
"Pugya!"
Then, the heathen vampire let out a strange scream and evaporated into smoke.
"This woman seems to have been bitten, but won't she turn into a vampire?"
"She only just been bitten, so Master’s heal cleaned it!
She's now a human!"
Shiro declared as she looked at the raped woman with her divine eyes.
"Then I guess I should use heal today!"
"That’s right! And while we’re at it, let’s evolve into the Perfect Vampire Ancestor!
Humanoid monsters have extremely high experience points!"
"That's right!"
After replying to Shiro, I said,
Being a kind and gentleman, I took out a few tissues from my magic bag and threw them at the woman who was trembling and covered in semen after being raped by a vampire.
"Self-service! Wipe the milk yourself!"
Like a harem hero, I said it in a cool manner.
"Master! You look great!"
"That’s right! As expected, I can’t wipe away the semen!
Even the woman who was raped probably doesn't like having the semen wiped away by a man she doesn't know!
I'm a kind man!"
"As expected of Master!"
Shiro praises me wildly.
"It's kind of embarrassing!"
They were watching Shiro and I doing things like that.
Guesclin and the shitty bastard Thomas watched calmly, without changing their expressions at all.
In their mind, they were thinking, [What the hell are these guys doing?] but they never showed it on their faces.
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