Alexandria
Shiro and I arrived in Alexandria, Egypt, where Guesclin was using as a frontline base.
"I have been waiting for you!"
We are welcomed by Guesclin and the leader of the Half-Moon Knights.
"How is the situation going?"
I am the Emperor of the Sussex Commonwealth Empire and the Emperor of the Iberia Kingdom, so I ask this in an arrogant manner.
As an emperor, I cannot afford to be underestimated by my subordinates.
Even if he is the king of the Kingdom of Iberia, the emperor has a higher status.
"Ha! Currently, Cairo has been taken over by the guerrilla operations of the infidels..."
Iberia King Guesclin answers.
"What! My territory was taken away!"
"I'm sorry. We're not used to fighting at night..."
"It’s pathetic for someone who was called the fierce general Guesclin!"
"Master! Guesclin isn’t bad!
According to a report from the shitty bastard Thomas-kun, vampires with strong s*xual desires, who are not afraid of death, attack in the middle of the night with their p*nis erect!
That would be scary for anyone!"
Shiro, who likes Guesclin, defends Guesclin.
"So, you're saying you ran away because you were scared of the vampires with their p*nis erect?"
"Anyway, the main force of the Iberia Kingdom is the female Half-Moon Knights, so they don’t seem to like men who do that…"
"If I remember correctly, the Half-Moon Knights were young women, unlike the SusS*x Knights, which were full of Nee-sans, right?"
"That's right! In order to suit the lolicon-loving Master's fetish, they have all the girls who are cute, little sisters, and look young with small breasts!"
"Even if you say I like it, it doesn't really have anything to do with me..."
"Would you like to taste them?"
"What!? Can I taste them?"
"They all have a contract with Master that allows them to have s*x with you, so you can legally f*ck them as much as you want!"
"Really!?"
"It's true!"
It's starting to look like a harem hero.
I turned into a soft-shelled turtle on the spot, stood up my prized Pork Bits with my own generator, and showed them off to the Half-Moon Knight girl.
But,
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!"
The girl from the Half Moon Knights who was following Guesclin screamed and ran away.
"Um... she ran away?"
"Perhaps, being chased by naked vampires every night has made them distrust men."
"I see……"
"There's no doubt about it! There's not a girl in this world who doesn't like her good-looking Master!"
Shiro, who loves me, fully supported me.
Guesclin watched the exchange between me and Shiro without changing his expression at all, but he thought to himself, [Anyone would run away, even if it wasn't a woman if they suddenly took off their clothes and started get erect with their own generator!] That's what he thought.
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"So, what will we do if we can't use the reliable Half-Moon Knights?"
I asked Shiro, the tactician of the Sussex Commonwealth Empire.
"We have no choice but to do something with just Master, me, and the shitty bastard Thomas-kun’s squad!"
"How many people were in that shitty bastard Thomas' unit?"
"It’s a squadron thing, so there are five of them!"
"Do we have to fight perverted vampires with just seven people?"
"It can't be helped! We can't use the Half-Moon Knights!"
"But there was a girl in the shitty bastard Thomas' unit, right?"
"Are you talking about Pink? She’s not a virgin, so it’s okay!
Originally, she was acting like a spy or a kunoichi, so her s*x techniques are quite impressive!"
"Is that so?"
"Would you like to try it next time?"
"Is it okay?"
"It's okay! Pink is also Master's kin, so she'll definitely let you f*ck her!"
"Kin, it's so convenient!"
"Even if you have s*x with a kin, Master, you always pay for it later!"
Shiro, who knows me well, warns me.
"Because, it's not good..."
"Do you know? Master, the moment you pay, it’s prostitution!
If you were in Japan, you would be arrested!"
"Eh!? Is that so... I thought it was a good thing and paid the money..."
"Then, please treat the money you will give them for tea!"
"80,000 gol is too expensive for a tea!"
"Master…. Did you give 80,000 gol each time…?
Sometimes you have 20P with the SusS*x Knights... At that time, Master paid 1.6 million gol!"
Shiro is stunned.
"No, when I play with multiple players, I pay 100,000 gol because I think the girls won't like it either."
"Master is an idiot! You are using your pocket money on things like that!"
"Is that wrong!"
I said strongly to Shiro.
After all, Shiro has a soft spot for me.
"That's fine... but Master, you're just a pimp who deceives a little girl and extorts money from her!
Moreover, you bought a woman with the money I raised!"
"You said it was okay to have s*x with my kin!"
"You can have s*x, but please don't pay!"
"That's bad!"
"It’s not bad! Master’s kin is yours, and there is a lot of deliciousness in that!
You don't have to pay anything!"
"What kind of deliciousness!"
"There are many things like staying young forever, not having to suck blood even though you are a vampire, and being exposed to sunlight!"
"Then, I guess I could give some pocket money to my kin!
I'm like the father of my kin!"
"You're a father in a completely different sense, though!"
While I was arguing with Shiro like that, before I knew it, we didn't have time to plan a plan to subjugate the infidels, and in the dark, the vampires, began to writhe in the night.
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