Perfect Skeleton
The sun was shining brightly.
I woke up in the octuple bed in the log cabin.
Shiro probably brought me here from the Mithril Slime hunting grounds.
I take a moment to look at my body.
"Yep... it's platinum..."
I certainly thought my body would be platinum.
But I feel like I've done it.
I quickly ran to the lake.
"I knew it……"
The skull was golden...
And the teeth were gleaming pure white.
"I'm f*cked. I didn't think about the overall look at all......"
I get down on all fours and weep.
I can't cry because I'm just bones.
"Oh, well! The next evolution will have flesh or skin, anyway!"
As I was doing this, I saw Shiro walking towards me from the forest.
"Ah! Master! You've finally finished evolving!"
Shiro spotted me and ran up to me like a pet dog.
"Master, I was worried because you didn’t wake up for three whole days!
Anyway, Master... you've become flashy!"
"I've been sleeping for three days..."
It's true that it may take some time to evolve into a flashy body made of gold, platinum, and other mishmashes.
"That's right! That's why I had some free time, so I went to the upper levels and got some beef and other things!"
"What!? Beef!"
"Yeah! Lately, the adventurers seem to have figured out what I want!"
"Why would the adventurers go out of their way to get you what you want?"
I don't understand why, so I ask Shiro.
"It's like the clothes I made are worth something!
They all suddenly fall down in front of me and thrust out the things in their magic bags, as if to ask me to take them!"
"I… is that so?"
"That's right! So, if there's anything you want, Master, just tell me!
Then I'll prepare it somehow!"
"You're very capable."
"You realized only now?"
Shiro grinned like a mischievous child.
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1 month later,
Shiro and I are currently struggling to raise our levels.
I am a Perfect Skeleton, the highest class of skeletons.
Shiro is an Arachne, probably the highest class of spider species, so her level doesn't rise at all.
Even though I've been defeating Mithril Slimes for the past month, I've only reached Lv.15 and Shiro has only reached Lv.22.
"Haa~. How many of them do I have to defeat to evolve......"
"Master, I wonder if we've reached the limit of leveling up with the Mithril Slime?"
"That's true... but even if we go all the way down to the 28th level, which I've been to, there's no monster that can give us experience points as much as the Mithril Slime, you know?"
"Then let's go lower than that!"
Shiro suggests nonchalantly.
"It's easy for you to say, but the monsters in the lower levels are not as easy to defeat as the Mithril Slime."
"But if we don't take risks, we won't be able to evolve."
Shiro says the truth.
As expected of the one who has a brain.
Unlike me, who is only bones, she is now able to say difficult things.
And Shiro is right.
If things continue like this, I'm going to be out of luck.
I haven't gotten my c*ck yet.
If I can't evolve with this body forever, I'll never be able to have a harem!
"That's right. I will also be troubled if things continue like this."
"That's right! Then let's go!"
"Yeah! In order to obtain a c*ck, and for the sake of the harem, I am going to the devil's domain!"
I suddenly feel excited.
"Ah! Before that, Master!
Let's go to the upper levels and stock up on ingredients and stuff!"
Shiro suddenly started saying that.
"I don’t want to go!"
"Why?"
"It would be embarrassing if humans saw such a flashy body!"
Yes, I am very ashamed of this body.
I want to go to the upper levels to play pranks on female adventurers, but I'm too embarrassed.
"Is that so? In that case, please wait a moment!"
As Shiro said that, she knitted a pure white cloak with a hood.
"Now you can hide your body!"
"It’s pure white!"
"It's pure white."
"I'm a dark-attribute skeleton!"
"But you're also a light attribute hero, right?"
Shiro rebuked my opinion.
"That’s true, but from the public’s point of view, it’s strange that skeletons have a light attribute!
Humans are a race that fiercely rejects those who deviate from common sense!"
Lately, Shiro has started talking about difficult things just because she has a brain, she used slightly difficult phrases with a lot of kanji.
"In that case, would you like to wear a black cloak, like a dark-attribute skeleton?
And wouldn't it be cool if the lining was red?"
"……..."
When I was listening to Shiro's words, I was reminded of the old anime, Golden Bat.
"I'm fine with white after all."
If there were someone in this world who was reincarnated or transferred to another world like me,
If that person saw me walking around dressed as the golden bat, they would definitely mistake me for cosplaying...
"Right! White suits you, master!
Yes, Shiro looks good on you!
And please be dyed in my color!"
Shiro said something, but I completely ignored it.
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