The Desire for Flesh Triumphs Over All Else!
"I'm home! Master! I brought a lot of Fang Wolf corpses as souvenirs!"
When I was looking at the lake from the wooden deck, Shiro came back.
During the two days that Shiro was away, I was thinking about my future plans.
My plan is quite simple.
Add some flesh to my body and build a harem!
But.
Since I became a Holy Skeleton and can no longer think of any devilish thoughts, I end up denying the idea of building a harem mid-way through my thoughts.
I can't stand being a Holy Skeleton anymore.
I want to be an evil skeleton.
3 seconds later.
"Bad skeletons are no good after all!"
In this way, when I think of bad thoughts, they are quickly replaced by good thoughts.
"Master, your face is getting worse and worse.
At times like this, let's eat meat and forget about it!"
Shiro was worried about me and started grilling meat on the BBQ stove.
"Master! It's cooked deliciously!"
"Yeah…"
"It’s the extra-thick rare steak that Master loves!"
"Yeah…"
"Yes. Master, it’s meat!
Ahhh!"
I open my mouth and eat the Fang Wolf's rare steak as Shiro tells me.
"The meat is deliciousーーーー!!"
As soon as I put the meat in my mouth, I instantly lose all sense of control.
What in the world have I been thinking about all this time?
As long as I eat meat, all my thoughts will be blown away!
"Look, there's plenty to go around, so let's just eat as much as we can!"
I eat the meat as Shiro suggests.
"Uhyooo! Meat! Meat!"
My desire for meat is unstoppable.
The desire for flesh blows away even the purest of hearts!
Above all else, skeletons cannot overcome their desire for flesh!
A skeleton's number one desire is meat!
The second one is also meat!
The third one is also meat!
The fourth is hamburger!
The fifth one is Yukhoe!
(TN: Yukhoe is a Korean dish of seasoned raw beef topped with an egg yolk)
And up to the 99th are meat dishes,
As a Holy Skeleton, the 100th desire I have right now is the desire to do good deeds.
Therefore, as long as I eat meat, I won't be dragged down by the pure emotions of the Holy Skeleton.
"Okay! Shiro! Grill some Fang Wolf meat and make a steak!
Then, let's go defeat mithril slimes!
And escape from the curse of the Holy Skeleton!"
I give orders to Shiro while eating my steak.
"Understood! Please wait a moment! I'll make a steak right away!"
Then, Shiro and I grabbed the steak (just grilled meat and put it in a magic bag) and headed to the Mithril Slime hunting ground.
Pyun*! Pyun*! Pyun*!
"The meat is delicious!"
While eating my steak, I shot air bullets at the mithril slime one after another.
Thanks to Shiro's evolution into Arachne, she can easily capture Mithril Slime.
"Kuh! Shiro, the meat is starting to run out..."
"Roger that!"
Shiro picks up a rare steak directly from the magic bag with her chopsticks and throws it straight into my mouth.
I catch the rare steak that Shiro threw away with my mouth.
"Meat is so good!"
I am charged up with meat energy, and my speed in defeating the Mithril Slime increases.
I lived like this for two weeks.
And,
Tity-tiin*!
I heard the sound of my level increasing in my head.
I immediately checked my status.
Race: Holy Skeleton lv.50 (can evolve)
Occupation: Hero
Titles: Immortal, The Man Who Remembered Too Late, A Hero Despite Being a Bone, Man Without Luck, A Bone Who Has Mastered Yin-Yang.
Skills: Super Concealment, Immortality, Appraisal
Magic: 4th rank light attribute magic. 4th rank fire attribute magic. 4th rank dark attribute magic. 4th rank wind attribute magic.
Strength 25
Luck 50
HP 200
MP 450
"Okay! Evolution is now possible!"
I immediately check what I can evolve into.
[Evolves from Holy Skeleton to Holy Lich or Perfect Skeleton]
Holy Lich is a definite no-no!
Spending another day without being able to prank a female adventurer is just a punishment.
In that case, the only thing I can evolve into is Perfect Skeleton...
I mean, what is a perfect skeleton?
I looked it up on the appraisal.
[Perfect Skeleton is the ultimate form of skeleton species. A person who has evolved into a perfect skeleton can become a perfect skeleton by taking the best parts from all the skeletons.]
"Wha... what! Does that mean I can evolve into the ultimate skeleton with the golden skeleton's good luck, the platinum skeleton's strong body, and the holy skeleton's white teeth?"
[That's right]
After hearing the appraisal's reply, I immediately clicked on the words Perfect Skeleton that appeared on the status screen.
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