Holy
I'm currently living a life like those party people in a lakeside log cabin, which is my base on the 22nd level.
During the day, we had a BBQ on the wooden deck while drinking the alcohol we stole from adventurers, and at night we went to defeat Mithril Slimes.
I've been living like this for about two months now.
Shiro is in charge of the meat, and makes sure to replenish the Fang Wolf's meat before it runs out.
Now, if there's a woman, it's perfect, but anyway, I can't help but feel the need to eat human women as soon as they are around, and since I'm all bones, I don't have a c*ck.
The only thing that saves me is that Shiro, who has acquired cooking skills, will make delicious food for me.
Oh yes, Shiro has recently reached level 50, but it seems that evolution is not possible.
It is said that the final stage of the evolution of a spider species is said to be the red tarantula, so it may be the end of the evolutionary process.
However, Shiro is the only named silk tarantula in this world.
In fact, the evolutionary level could be 60 or 80.
Even if you think about it normally, Shiro has evolved in an interesting way.
It suddenly learned skills like cooking, and became more and more human-like.
There is probably no other spider other than Shiro who would take a knife and shred cabbage.
Or rather, where did Shiro get the cabbage from?
"Hey! Shiro, where did you get the cabbage?"
"Kyui, kyui!"
Apparently, according to Shiro's story, when it went to the fifth level to procure seasonings and ingredients, an adventurer suddenly collapsed in front of Shiro.
Also, pointing the magic bag towards Shiro.
Shiro seems to be able to borrow the ingredients it wants from them and make clothes for them.
"I see, they're offering the things in their magic bag to avoid being killed by Shiro!
In my previous life, it was like encountering a bear and pretending to be dead!"
"Kyui?"
Shiro thought, tilting its head to the side.
Well, in reality, the adventurers just want the clothes that Shiro made...
If they sell it, they can make a lot of money,
It's a lot easier to make money than being a serious adventurer.
Putting that behind-the-scenes aside, I start polishing my bone platinum.
Basically, when it is shiny, I start to notice a little tarnish.
I polish each bone one by one with the cloth that Shiro made for me.
Of course, I polish the pubic bone as well.
I always feel sad when I polish the pubic bone.
My c*ck should have been around there...
While I'm immersed in emotion, Shiro comes and polishes the places I can't reach.
Shiro seems like my personal maid now.
It's a spider though...
Just like that, I continued living like a partygoer life and killing mithril slimes, and finally reached Lv.50.
I immediately checked what it could evolve into by appraisal.
[Evolves from Platinum Skeleton to Platinum Lich or Holy Skeleton]
What? What's a Holy Skeleton?
Skeletons are, needless to say, monsters with dark attributes.
If it's labeled as holy, does it become a monster with holy attributes?
So, with the holy attribute, can it be called a monster anymore?
My head became confused.
I don't have a brain, so it's no use thinking about it.
But this is an opportunity.
I've noticed this since I became a Golden Skeleton.
I knew that if my bones stayed gold or platinum and my flesh grew, I would have gold or platinum teeth.
I'm not a B-boy or a rapper.
If I get flesh with gold or platinum teeth, I will be too embarrassed to live.
There are people with gold teeth in this world, but only when rich aristocrats lose their teeth in old age and have dentures made of gold.
When it comes to this, my only option is the holy skeleton.
I can't imagine my teeth shining brightly every time I speak.
Also, it's sad that there's no meat, but perhaps if I become a holy skeleton, my bones will turn white.
If my bones are whiter, my teeth will also be whiter!
Without hesitation, I clicked on the holy skeleton on the status screen.
Its becoming tedious to read. Hes like going in circles FFS.
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