Satorare
(TN: Japanese phrase Satorare is often used to describe the state of someone being tricked or fooled. But in old manga setting and in this case, it is a person who suffers from a disease in which [every thought in his head can be heard by others as telepathy] is called Satorare.)
After enjoying a nice camping trip, we deployed a teleportation magic circle and went to pick up Mary, who was staying at the lakeside log cabin.
"Why didn't you come and pick me up?"
Mary is teary-eyed and very angry.
"You could have slept the whole time!"
"I was awake in the evening!"
"But you are such a pain, telling us to show you the magic smartphone!"
"I want to see Grandmother's bravery!"
"All anime is fiction!"
"Grandmother is so amazing that she had been made into an anime!
And I want to see Grandmother's incredible bravery!"
When said that,
"Master, there is no point in saying anything to Mary-san, who has just learned m*sturbation and is in a monkey state!
Mary keeps m*sturbating until she gets tired of it!"
"What are you talking about? I don't usually m*sturbate!"
Shiro seems to have mistakenly thought that just because she loves m*sturbation, everyone loves m*sturbation.
"It’s an analogy!"
Shiro made an excuse while blushing.
"Anyway, let's go! If I stay here, I'll get lazy!"
Yes, I decided yesterday that I would not return to the lakeside log cabin during the operation because I would normally end up lazing around.
However, the monsters on the North American continent have become stronger than I’d expected, so I’ve come back to ask Mary to do her best.
"Mary. You didn't work at all yesterday, so you should work as hard as anyone else!"
"You guys left me behind!"
"It's because you were snoring and asleep!"
"It can't be helped because I stayed up all night trying to wake Shiro up!"
"You just wanted Shiro to show you her magic smartphone!"
"It's Shiro's fault for not showing me her magic smartphone!"
"How selfish are you!"
"Cedric is more selfish than me!"
"You two really do look alike in your selfish ways... As expected, you're not related by blood at all, but you're the same..."
Shiro is stunned.
In fact, the story wouldn't end unless Shiro, who played Tsukkomi, did her job.
"That’s right! My cute relative’s child wants to see the magic smartphone!
So hurry up and show her the magic smartphone!!"
"Shut up! It’s the duty of an old relative to discipline selfish people!
I'll show her my magic smartphone for just one hour before we go to bed after we meet today's quota!
Anastasia and the others have probably already arrived at the dungeon where the stampede is happening!"
"Today's quota is to catch up with Grandmother?"
Mary asks again about today's strategy.
"That’s right! It’s the Kingdom of Britain that brought this matter to us!
Why don't you from the Kingdom of Britain understand this!"
"Shut up! Grandmother is in charge of planning all the strategies!
I'm just following Grandmother!"
Mary was defiant.
"You're the princess of the Kingdom of Britain, aren't you..."
"I specialize in manual labor! I leave the brain-intensive work to Grandmother and Anne!"
"I see!"
I thought that was very reasonable.
"I see, not! Master, please don’t suddenly agree!
Honestly, if a normal person saw this, they would be shocked!"
Shiro gave me her best tsukkomi.
"Eh? Why! I only nodded firmly because I was convinced."
"Normally, even though you talk in a quarrelsome manner, you don't get convinced all of a sudden!''
"I'm the kind of guy who immediately accepts what I feel is wrong!"
"It's true that it's a good thing to reflect on what you've done wrong and fix it right away.
But, [I see!], Instead of using an exclamation mark there, say something like, [That might be true]."
"You’re a young girl, but you’re so annoying when it comes to using words..."
"I just don't want Master to think I'm saying you are an idiot than necessary!"
"You! You're calling your Master an idiot!"
Shiro's recent diss has been relentless.
Her compliments after dissing me are getting more and more vague.
Don't you realize that when it comes to dissing and complimenting, just like with a tsundere, the contrast between tsun and dere is important?
"Well, your historical knowledge is a genius, but everything else is an idiot!"
Here, I unexpectedly received praise and diss, which is the opposite of diss and praise.
In the end, she completely dissed me.
"You had said it!"
"So, is Master smarter than me?"
"My bad!"
I said it clearly.
After all, Shiro is a true genius.
She's not a self-proclaimed genius like me.
Normally, 3-year-olds don't build houses, ships, castles, or create teleportation magic tools!
"It's embarrassing~"
I haven't praised her out loud, but...
"As soon as Master thinks, I can tell!"
"I’m a Satorare!"
"It’s fine! I’ll notice it right away when you’re hungry or something!"
"An example, when hungry!?"
"I'll be able to tell when you're about to leak!"
"It's true that when I feel like I'm about to pee, I can ask, [Shall we take a break?] and you'll immediately bring me a tent with a toilet. It's helpful!"
"Right!"
"What on earth are you guys talking about?
Don't we need to go to Grandmother soon?"
Shiro and I were getting excited and couldn't stop talking, but Mary calmly pointed out what we should do now.
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