Woman Who Enjoys Camping
"Master! Please try harder!"
Shiro is encouraging me to fight more.
"Aren’t the monsters stronger than yesterday?"
"Well, the closer you get to the dungeon where the stampede is happening, the stronger the monsters will be!"
"Why isn’t Mary here at a time like this?"
"Last night, Master should have made Mary-san to go to bed!"
"That’s impossible! How many people do you think are addicted to smartphones on this planet?
If such a convenient smartphone appeared in a world where science is behind, everyone would fall in love with it!"
"Indeed, when Master lived on Earth, you watched erotic videos every day on your smartphone!"
"You're saying that now?"
"Please move your hands! You were good at moving your hands quickly while watching erotic videos!"
"Can you please stop looking at my private memories?"
"I don't want to! I'm looking forward to seeing Master's stupid face when you watch erotic videos and cums!"
"You're a little girl with bad taste..."
"I want to know everything about you, Master!"
"I haven't led a great life."
"The only one who thinks that way is probably Master!
Normally, you shouldn't turn into bones while you're alive!
Moreover, you didn't realize that you're a hero until you're reduced to bones, pupupupu...''
Shiro is struggling to hold back her laughter.
She's really pissed me off.
"You’ve been so cocky lately even though you're just a servant!
I'm not going to let you wash my underwear!"
"No wayーー!"
I know.
Shiro sniffs the underwear I take off every day.
"From now on, I will live without underwear!"
"You are an idiot! If you don't wear underwear, you'll get shit on your pants!"
"It's better than having you sniff my underwear!"
"I check on changes in Master's physical condition by sniffing your underwear every day!"
"Can you tell if my condition changes by the smell of my underwear?"
"I understand! I'm a genius!"
"I know! You sniff my underwear and m*sturbate every day!"
"H... how do you know that!"
"It's because I saw Shiro m*sturbating and then I masturbated too!"
"Pervert!"
"You're also a pervert! If you're sniffing my underwear and masturbating, you're the same too!"
"The reason I m*sturbate is because Master won’t have s*x with me!"
"There's no way I could commit child abuse with my knowledge of Japan! If I get caught, I'll be caught by the police!"
"If you're looking into a little girl's p*ssy, you'll be caught by the police!"
"Then, don’t masturbate!"
"Because of the knowledge in your head, Master, I became s*xually aware at this age!"
"Are you trying to say it's my fault?"
"It's Master's fault! If Master wasn't erotic, I wouldn't have been interested in eroticism either!"
"I see!"
I was strangely convinced.
"Please don’t suddenly agree!
If you're meeting someone for the first time, they'll be shocked at how you agree at such strange times!"
"It can’t be helped! It’s the result of being without a brain for a long time.
I can't seem to get rid of the habit of speaking without thinking!"
Even while we were having a conversation, Shiro and I continued to defeat monsters without stopping.
We both love m*sturbation, so we're good at moving our hands while doing things. Especially the right hand.
And then the second night.
We decided not to go back to the lakeside log cabin and instead decided to camp normally.
Why?
That's because I'll get lazy when I get back home.
Well, even if we're going camping, the tent Shiro made is comfortable.
After all, it looks like it's just a tent for solo camping, probably because of some expansion magic or something, but it's spacious inside.
I wonder if she's gotten into some fancy camp recently, everything was replicas of Colem*n and Snow P*ak.
"What do you want to do?"
"It’s just a normal camping trip!"
"However, you usually bring out something that looks more like a normal house, right?"
"I have changed my way of thinking! After all, this is a camping era!
I dare to leave my too-comfortable lifestyle and cook a meal over a bonfire!"
"There are stylish smokers and gas burners, but..."
"That's true! After all, it's fashionable!"
"Wasn't it time to leave your comfortable life?"
"It's trendy to use modern, convenient camping equipment that has a retro feel!"
Shiro has become adept at using the internet and has become completely aware of Japanese trends.
"When I say it’s convenient, I mean it’s comfortable…"
"Anything is fine as long as it looks good!"
As expected, Shiro was poisoned by the internet just like Mary.
"Well, whatever is fine with me. When you're taking pictures and videos, I think you're just doing it for fun, rather than spending time relaxing and enjoying nature."
"Everyone is so oblivious! They're forcing themselves to camp in order to satisfy their need for approval!"
"I get bitten a lot by mosquitoes and stuff."
"In that respect, our camp is perfect!
All of the camping equipment is replicas from Colem*n, Snow P*ak, and other fashionable manufacturers, but they have all been modified by me!"
"Was it necessary to copy the tools of a famous camp maker?"
"Don't you know, Japanese campers who like to look good only use camping equipment that looks great!
There's no point in camping if you don't use camping equipment from popular manufacturers in style! Otherwise, it won't look good!"
"I see..."
"By the way, this looks like a Snow P*ak titanium mug, but it’s actually a titanium mug that maintains the right temperature all the time!"
"Isn’t the great thing about Snow P*ak titanium mug is that you can use it over an open flame?"
"Yes! Of course, you can heat it over an open flame or grill it in a stylish way, but you can also heat it over an open flame and cool the contents to a crisp!"
"What's that?"
"If you think about it in your head, the temperature inside the titanium mug will change!
Have you ever wanted to have a picture of a titanium mug warmed by a bonfire, and still want to drink a cold drink?
In such cases, it is very helpful!"
"It's a mess..."
"Insect repellent is also perfect! I have added insect repellent barrier magic to the tent!
First of all, it has the effect of warding off monsters, so mosquitoes and even demon kings cannot come within a 20 meter radius of the tent!"
"As long as we have this tent, we are safe even to the Demon King!"
"It won’t work against a Great Demon King on the level of Britney Anee-sama, though!"
In the end, we really enjoyed the camp.
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