Yutori Hero
"Damn it! I'm supposed to be the main character...
Aren't all the people reincarnated in another world the main characters of the story?"
I can't control my frustration.
I was in the men's bathroom, and a lot of people pointed at me and laughed at my uncircumcised c*ck, which I was very concerned about.
I don't think there's a single protagonist who is reincarnated into another world in such a tragic way!
Before I was reincarnated, I was a bullied child, or my parents died early and I was unhappy. The misery is what happened before I was reincarnated, and after I was reincarnated in another world, I will be able to use STROOONG and Earth's knowledge in another world. It's normal that I will become unrivaled!
"Master, please don’t lose heart!
Master is Liu Bang!"
Shiro, who loves history, consoles me with Sima Qian's Shiji.
Regarding Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there are enthusiasts, so I think there are many people who sympathize with it, but when it comes to Shiji, only those who have read Mitsuteru Yokoyama's manga Shiji or Ryotaro Shiba's Xiang Yu and Liu Bang will understand…….
"My knowledge is the same as Master's!"
Well, as Shiro says, I have certainly read both Mitsuteru Yokoyama and Ryotaro Shiba. I am quite a history geek.
Shiro's love of history is probably influenced by me as well.
So, the historical hero that Shiro, who loves history, has assigned to me is Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han dynasty.
Well, even if I think about it, the only person who applies to me is Liu Bang.
After all, he's a womanizer, a scumbag, and a general with a hundred defeats, but the only difference between him and me is that he won against Xiang Yu just once in the end.
"Master's story is still just the beginning!"
"In my opinion, I think we are reaching the middle stage."
"Maybe so.
Anyway, all you have to do is win at the very end!"
"Does that mean it’s okay as long as I win and run away?"
"That's not a good way to put it! If you win, you win!"
"Then, let's defeat the slime and be done with it!"
"You mean Ori Hime?"
"Ori Hime is impossible!
It's cute. And I can't win normally."
While we were talking, I was guided to a suite room at the three-star royal hotel in Mofuufu Royal Castle.
Yes. I'm a millionaire because Shiro won 1 billion marble on a slot machine.
Following the guidance of the casino staff, I decided to stay in the royal hotel suite room in Mofuufu Royal Castle.
Apparently, the royal palace suite actually has the exact same floor plan and the same furniture as the room where Queen Gabrielle Goto Tupesh of [Jet Black Forest] lives.
"It’s made the same as the room where Gabrielle Anee-sama and the others live!"
Shiro was impressed when she saw the room, which on Earth would be a rococo-style living room with more than 50 tatami mats.
"That's right……"
Indeed, it's amazing.
I mean, it's amazing.
The truth is that it was so amazing that I have no words.
"This room is Britney Anee-sama's room!"
When Shiro opened the door, a 30 tatami bedroom appeared.
"This place also has a rococo feel…"
"It seems to be a replica of the place that was originally the innermost chambers of the Great Demon King Goto Saito!"
Shiro explained.
"I see... or rather, I'm jealous."
Great Demon King Goto Saito was having s*x with Britney in this luxurious room.
According to Shiro's story, the people who will be able to enter the innermost chambers are Gabrielle Goto Tupesh, Queen of the [Jet Black Forest], Britney, and Anne.
Then there's Meryl, who was Goto Saito's exclusive maid, and a limited group of G-Demons called the ladies who serve Gabrielle, Britney, and Anne.
Those guys and the Great Demon King Goto Saito were having s*x every day.
He was doing everything I wanted to do!
Not a harem hero, but a harem demon king.
If I can create a harem, I don't mind if I'm the Great Demon King.
After all, on the southern continent, the Great Demon King Goto Saito is more respected than the hero!
"Then it’s time to go to Britney Anee-sama’s place!
I'm here in Mofufufu, and if I don't go, I'll be punished!"
"Yeah! That's right! Today, stay in the real royal palace, or rather, the innermost palace!"
I say goodbye to Shiro.
In fact, I want her to go to Britney as soon as possible.
"Master, you are going to [Crescent Moon], right?"
"That’s the purpose of coming to Mofuufu!"
I answer confidently.
Shiro is my servant. I don't need to hold back.
"If you're the protagonist of any other world, you'll pay close attention to the slave who plays the heroine, though..."
Shiro makes a sarcastic comment.
"I am me. Others are others. The heroes in some other worlds are all happy, but I'm not one of them!
I pay money to get laid at a brothel!"
"The main character, in the end, will definitely have s*x with the slave!"
"Yeah. In the end, I'm going to have a bunch of women in the same bed, cramped together!
On that point, my bed is an octuple bed, so I can sleep comfortably!
In fact, in the summer, it will be hot enough when they're all tugging at me when I'm trying to sleep!"
"That’s right! They sleep in the shape of a river with the main character in the center!
Like Master, if you sleep in a bad position, you won't be able to turn over!"
"That's right!"
I don't envy the protagonist.
They purposely sleep in small single beds with three or four people in order to show off their real life.
On that point, even before I created a harem, I solved the bed problem by making an octuple bed where 8 people could sleep at the same time.
Sleep is very important, and if you use arm pillows, your arms will be uncomfortable!
If you're not good at it, the blood in your arm will stop and you might get economy syndrome.
The main character is a former otaku who is just trying to put on a good look and is trying to show off as a good person, but with no room in his heart.
I'm a Yutori protagonist, with Yutori in my heart and in the bed!
(TN: A state with sufficiency and ease or living with spaciousness.)
"There's Yutori in the bed, so you're called a Yutori main character?"
"Yeah!"
"Isn't that the wrong way to use the word?"
"Is it wrong?"
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