Asshole
I'm excited because I got a military fund of 1 billion marbles.
I wanted to win the 1 billion marble myself, but now I'm glad Shiro helped me win it.
I don't think I'll ever be able to win the 1 billion marble myself.
So, before I went to the [Crescent Moon], I decided to cleanse myself at the public bath on the second floor of Mofuufu Royal Castle.
Hmm? Why take a bath when you're going to a brothel?
Idiot! I'm a gentleman!
There are idiots who don't take a bath for days and then try to get a soap lady to give them a quick shakedown with their c*ck, but I don't do that.
There is a certain etiquette in getting a quick shakedown.
The truth is that an adventurer like me, who spends all his earned money on erotic shops, can't do anything sloppy because the girl will know by face.
Otherwise, the next time I go there, I might be denied entry!
That's why I came to the bath to wash my c*ck.
There is also a mixed bath, but I decided to go to the men's public bath.
This is because on the southern continent, uncircumcised c*ck is looked down upon by men and women.
That's why I can't take a mixed bath.
I could have gone to the mixed baths if I had the big uncircumcised and rare thing I had then...
So, in the wash room, I roll up the skin of my c*ck and carefully scrub it with soap.
When I think about going to the succubus store, I can't help but get an erection.
Or rather, what should I do...
I can't walk around in this erect state because it's too embarrassing.
I think the erection will subside once I let it out, but it's a public bath, or a super public bath, or a bath where there are a lot of people, so I can't let it out.
What should I do. I can't walk.
What's more, it's a child's c*ck whose glans don't come out of the skin even when it gets erect.
On the Atlesia continent in the Amru dungeon, even uncircumcised c*cks can walk confidently, but this is the southern continent, which is tough on uncircumcised c*cks.
If people saw my current state, they would laugh.
If I get laughed at here, I'm sure I'll lose the energy to go to the brothel [Crescent Moon].
What should I do? What do I always do at times like this?
That's it!
It's an asshole!
If I remember Prince Lester's asshole, my excitement will subside.
Kuh!
Why can't I remember Prince Lester's asshole?
Because I was a Lich back then, I had no brain and I couldn't remember things well...
What should I do…….
Well, if you think about it, this is actually a bathroom.
You can see a lot of things, including a man's asshole.
As long as I can find someone with a dirty asshole, it'll be fine!
I covered my erect penis with a towel and looked around from the washing area.
There!
His asshole must be dirty!
A fat man with a hairy body and a three-layered belly.
His c*ck is also small and uncircumcised.
I decided on him!
Turn around quick!
I'm locked on to the fat, hairy, three-layered fat guy.
Turn around! Turn your back! As I was glaring at the fat, hairy person, my eyes met with his.
Then, that hairy fat guy looked at my crotch area.
My penis has a huge erection, but I'm hiding it with a towel, so no one will notice that it's an uncircumcised c*ck.
"...!?"
The hairy fat guy stiffens.
Apparently, he noticed that my c*ck is erect.
In a panic, the hairy fat guy ran away from the public bath, holding his asshole.
"What?"
I don't understand.
Was there something on my face?
That's how I kept locking onto someone who looked like they had a dirty asshole.
Hmm? From the beginning, I could just look at someone's asshole?
This is a bathroom, and it's steamy, so you can't really see someone's asshole unless you get close.
To make a c*ck wilt, I have to see a dirty asshole up close.
"Kuh! It escaped again!"
Is there something on my face?
Well, it's true that my face right now might be scary.
After all, I am desperate.
If this continues, I will never be able to leave the bathroom.
Even though I tried to think of other things to make my c*ck wilt, I couldn't help but think about the succubus brothel I was planning to go to.
Now, the only thing that can make my c*ck wilt is a dirty asshole.
Desperately, I searched for a dirty-looking asshole.
There are a lot of guys with beautiful assholes, but there aren't many guys with the dirty assholes I'm looking for, like those with droopy, hairy ones.
20 minutes of searching.
"There!"
This time, conveniently, he's pointing his butt at me.
However, due to the steam, I couldn't see the asshole clearly.
A sloppy, sagging butt.
And the curly hair that grew all the way down to the neck, shoulders, back, butt, thighs, and ankles.
The ideal dirty ass I was looking for.
I want to see it. I want to see it so badly.
I slowly moved forward and approached the old man whose asshole looked like it was dirty, so that my erection wouldn't be seen.
Damn it! I can not see…….
Shit! What I want to see is a dirty asshole.
"It's this person! Please catch him quickly!"
"Ah! This guy was staring at me too!"
"Hurry up! He's targeting someone again!"
"That guy had his p*nis erect and was aiming for my ass!"
There's some noise behind me.
A little more, though.
What are you going to do if this person notices me?
I get irritated by the noise behind me.
Tap*, tap*!
Someone taps me on the shoulder.
"Don't disturb me!"
I flapped my hands without looking back as I slowly moved forward.
"Since it's causing a nuisance to the other guests, could you please do the man hunting outside the public bath?"
"Hmm?"
"Like I said, please do it outside!
S*xual activity is prohibited in the public bath!"
"Eh! Me?"
I stand up in a hurry.
I don't know why, but the G-Demon employee wearing a butler's uniform seems to think I'm gay.
"I’m not gay!"
"Then why is your crotch bulging?"
The G-Demon employee points to my crotch, which is hidden under my towel.
"That's……"
"From the circumstantial evidence, you're aiming for the man's butthole, right?"
Indeed, I was in a state where I was locking onto the hairy fat guy's asshole.
"Is it wrong?"
"Certainly, I was thinking of looking at this person's asshole...
But I'm definitely not gay!"
"Every gay person who gets caught here says that.
And those who say that are always getting huge erections in the men's baths.''
The staff member calmly said to me.
"No matter how you look at it, you have an erection, right?"
The pressure from the G-demon staff member is great.
"No! I never had an erection!"
"I see. Can you remove your towel and let me see it?"
"I can't..."
My stick is an uncircumcised stick that is hated on the southern continent.
With so many people looking at me, there's no way I can bring it out.
"Then you're going to jail!"
"Wait a minute!"
"Then, please show me!"
"I can't!"
"Then you admit that you have an erection when you are looking at a man's butt!"
"No! I was trying to look at the asshole to suppress my erection!"
"That's what all gay people say."
"No way……"
"You have an erection, right?"
"Yes"
I had no choice but to admit it.
If I don't admit it, I'll be put in jail.
"Then you're going to jail!"
"Why? I admitted I had an erection!"
"Because you admitted yourself that you had an erection!
An erection means you were trying to have s*x in the bathroom!"
The G-demon employee approaches to take me away.
If I get caught here, I won't be able to go to the brothel [Crescent Moon] that I was so looking forward to.
I had no choice.
"Then, look! My c*ck!"
I removed the towel in front of the staff member and expose my uncircumcised c*ck.
"There’s no way I can have s*x with a child’s c*ck like this!"
I stood and proved my innocence.
"Skin-covered p*nis…"
The G-Demon employee was at a loss for words.
"His p*nis is no good..."
"Pfft! A kid's p*nis!"
"Even if he gets an erection, it's completely covered by his skin!"
"Even though he's an adult, his skin is so long..."
"It's certainly a child's p*nis that can be depicted without mosaic.
You can go!"
The staff member readily acknowledged my innocence.
"That's not good......"
"It smells."
"Isn't it possible to catch an STD?"
In exchange for losing my towel and my dignity, I was able to avoid going to jail.
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