Dried Human Meat
"What are you doing?"
I ask Shiro, who has finished repairing the Golden Skull.
"Can't you see? There are pirates hanging around the ship!
There's no way we'd be able to resist if they pee and shit all over the deck"
"Don't be barbaric like the continentals and peninsulas during the Mongol invasion!"
I scolded Shiro furiously.
I am a descendant of a former Japanese samurai.
I don't attack farmers who grow food for us, I don't murder children by ripping open the bellies of pregnant women, I don't rape, and I don't kill people just for fun, just like they did during the Mongol invasion.
"Are you telling me that they stripped the people of Tsushima and Iki naked, drilled holes in the backs of their hands with nails, tied them up in beads, and hung them around their boats?"
"That's right! Don't do such barbaric and devilish things!"
"Rude! I’m different from those barbaric and brutal people!
I don't make holes in the back of their hands, I don't use them to dodge enemy arrows, and even more, I give them elixir to heal their wounds!"
Shiro cheekily argues against me, her master.
"Don't lie! You're definitely going to eat them!
There are theories that those people hung naked Japanese people on ships to destroy the Japanese's will to fight, or to protect them from arrows, but in reality, they hung naked Japanese people on ships to use them as food for themselves. Apparently, the truth is that they cut their ankles, drained the blood, and dried them!"
"That's terrible... Are those people really the same people as us?"
Shiro was shocked and agitated.
In fact, continental people have had the habit of eating human flesh since ancient times.
And Liu Bei Xuande, famous in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, eats the wife of a man named Liu An.
Slow execution, the most painful method of execution in which the body was cut into small pieces while alive and the flesh was scraped off, was practiced until the end of the Qing Dynasty.
Incidentally, the cut up human flesh was sold and people bought it and ate it deliciously.
Based on this, the theory that they were making dried human beings seems to make sense.
By defeating enemies and turning them into food, they could procure food locally and kill two birds with one stone.
Moreover, if they enjoyed raping and then making dried human beings, they could also preserve food and kill four birds with one stone.
To put it bluntly, until the Qing Dynasty, the people of the continent were barbarians with no sense of guilt for cannibalism and no sense of morality.
I wish they would teach it at school too.
"Aren’t you a monster just like them?
Besides, in your case, you just hang them on the boat because you want to eat fresh raw meat!
In fact, you cut their ankles and drained the blood!"
"Hehehehehe. Did you find out? I drained their blood and gave them an elixir to keep them alive and not kill them."
Shiro tries to trick me.
"I know it since the beginning! Once they've been shown off to a certain extent, they'll be released on the nearby island!"
"If Master orders me to do so, I will obey."
Shiro answered reluctantly.
After thinking about what to do, I decided to return to Flora Island to meet up with Mary and the others.
"Are you sure we shouldn’t eat them?"
"Of course! If it were found out that we ate the head and executives of the Black Bart Pirates as sashimi, the Golden Skull Pirates would get a bad reputation!"
"No one's watching!"
"The low-ranking members of the Black Bart Pirates who escaped saw us kidnapped the head and the executives!"
"I took the trouble to drain the blood…"
As we were talking like that,
"Kyui!"
Ori Hime said something to us.
"Master, it looks like Flora Island has come into view!"
"Yeah! I can see it!"
"Master, do you understand? Please make sure to show off on Flora Island!"
"Show off?"
"We defeated the Black Bart Pirates!"
"Why?"
"Flora Island is a hangout for pirates!
If the residents of Flora Island are informed that the Golden Skull Pirates have defeated the Black Bart Pirates, the fame of the Golden Skull Pirates will spread to pirates all over the world in an instant!"
"I see!"
As expected, Shiro is smart.
"I'm going to make a float that will be paraded around Flora Island right away!"
"A float?"
"Master, do you know?
If you don't advertise yourself, no one will notice you!"
"Is that so?"
"That's how it is! When Master was a Japanese before you became a bone, you heard that LINE stamps were profitable, so you tried to make one!
But even after you registered, you were immediately swamped with new stamps, and no one bought them!"
"Certainly……"
"But then you advertised it on Instagram, and a couple of very weird people bought them!"
"That's right! Advertising is important!"
So, Shiro hurriedly starts making the float.
"Hey! You must be kidding! The gold color stands out too much!"
"We are the Golden Skull Pirates!
Why not make it gold, the pirate color?
Master doesn't understand what advertising is!
The point is, you just need to stand out!"
"Is it going to wear a golden skull too?"
"Of course! The symbol of the Golden Skull Pirates is Master's skull!"
"So the float is a Danjiri Matsuri float......"
"Master, please show that you defeated the Black Bart Pirates on the roof!
I'll hang the head and executives of the Black Bart Pirates in tortoise binding from the edge of the roof!"
"Are you really going to do something like that?
I will be extremely embarrassed though!"
"I’ve said it many times! Impact is important when it comes to advertising!
Through this advertising, we will quickly rise to the top five!
This advertisement is the beginning of Master's rise!
Please do it with enthusiasm!"
In Shiro's eyes, bright red flames were reflected.
It feels more like Shiro's ambition than my dream...
Well, it is the master's duty to make the servant's dreams come true.
Generally speaking, the main characters of stories from another world are strangely kind and indulgent to their slaves and s*x slaves.
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