Rampaging Little Girl
"Ah, ah. Can you hear me?
The Golden Skull Pirates successfully defeated the Black Bart Pirates and made a triumphant return!"
When we approach Flora Island, Shiro uses her newly created giant magic speaker to emit a loud sound that can be heard throughout Flora Island, announcing that the Golden Skull Pirates have defeated the Black Bart Pirates.
"You don’t have to go that far…"
"Master, please shut up!
My mission is to convey Master's great achievements to the general public who know nothing!"
Shiro is full of motivation.
Or rather, the power of the microphone? She is talking without turning off the switch.
"Hey! The guys from Flora Island are listening to our private conversations!"
"Ah! Sorry! They've heard our private conversation!"
When we returned to Flora Island in triumph, the residents of Flora Island, who had heard Shiro's broadcast, and members of the Mary Anne Pirates, led by Mary, who had completely taken control of the Hispania fleet, came to see us at the port.
"You really took down the Black Bart Pirates!"
"That's Bartholomew hanging naked in the ship!"
"I mean, what is that obscene way of binding?
How to tie it like a turtle shell?
Why is his p*nis so emphasized?"
I don't know why, but the port is extremely busy.
As soon as the Golden Skull was moored at the port, Mary came aboard the Golden Skull.
"Did you really defeat the Black Bart Pirates?"
"You’ll know it when you see it!"
I look at the members of the Black Bart Pirates hanging around the ship.
"Well, I can definitely tell by looking at it, but can’t you do something about that obscene way of binding?"
"That's the traditional Japanese way of binding!"
"What… a traditional Japanese way of binding…
No wonder, I thought it was a novel and cool way of tying up! Ahahahahaha!"
Mary-san, you're so easy.
Mary loves Japanese culture, so anything involving Japan is acceptable to her.
"Mary, can you please move away?
From now on, we will parade around Flora Island!"
Shiro is busy preparing for the parade.
She takes out a flashy float and hangs the head and executives of the Black Bart Pirates as decorations on the roof of the float.
"Hey! Are you going to parade with this flashy push cart?"
Mary's eyes flickered as she looked at the perfectly decorated float.
"This is a traditional type of portable shrine used in Japanese festivals!"
Shiro explains to the easy Mary, making a connection with Japan.
"What! It’s a kind of traditional Japanese portable shrine!
No wonder I thought it was so interesting and cool!"
When Mary hears about Japan again, she completely agrees.
"We're going to have a traditional Japanese parade from now on, but it won't be a problem at all, right?"
"If it's a traditional Japanese parade, you should definitely do it!"
When Mary heard that it was a traditional Japanese parade, her eyes lit up with excitement.
"Master, please put on this haori and dance on the roof like a kabuki actor!"
"Hey! This Shinsengumi-like haori has [Five Dukes] written on the back instead of [Makoto]!"
"Now, I’m going to take the liberty of promoting the fact that the Golden Skull Pirates are one of the Five Dukes!
Everyone will automatically be imprinted with the fact that the Golden Skull Pirates who defeated the Black Bart Pirates have become one of the Five Dukes!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right! And this too!"
Shiro handed me a fan with the words [Five Dukes] written on it.
"This is the fan held by the people dancing on the floats at the Danjiri Festival!''
"Please hold it and dance in style!"
Shiro hands me a fan, lets everyone get off the Golden Skull, quickly puts the Golden Skull in her magic bag, and tries to pull the float by herself.
"Are you sure you can handle this by yourself?"
"I'll have Ori Hime pilot it, so I can afford it!"
For some reason, the float has a pilot's seat, and Ori Hime and Mylene are on board.
I'm sure that the floats at the Danjiri Festival use strings to change direction, but the float that Shiro made were needlessly customized.
"Then let's go!"
Shiro suddenly started running at full speed.
"You're in the way! Get out of the way!"
Shiro pushed her way through the crowd and pulled the flashy float.
"Uoooohhーー!"
The G's on the roof are having a harder time than I imagined.
""Noooooooーー!""
The members of the Black Bart Pirates, who were hanging naked in tortoise binding, were screaming.
"Master! Please dance quickly!"
"That's impossible! Or rather, the people of Flora Island are freaking out!"
The golden float is truly a runaway locomotive.
It's even worse because it's not running on railroad tracks.
"Uoooohhーー! Avoid itーー! You'll be run over by the Golden Skull Pirates!"
The people of Flora Island are in an uproar.
A tiny little girl was pulling a giant float all by herself and running wild.
"Now, the Golden Skull Pirates who defeated the Black Bart Pirates are on their way!
Come on, open the way!"
Shiro is also in festival mode and has a bad mouth.
"It's dangerous! A child will be run over!"
An idiot kid jumped in front of the float.
Shiro deftly lets the thread fly and moves it to the side of the road.
Shiro seems to have managed to save a child who was about to be hit by a runaway truck (float) and reincarnated into another world.
"Come on, come on! The new Five Dukes, the Golden Skull Pirates, are on their way!"
Shiro is excited to the max.
For some reason, Mary was running after the float, looking happy.
At the same time, lured by Mary, the members of the Mary Anne Pirates and the residents of Flora Island also run after the float.
"Come on! The Golden Skull Pirates have become one of the Five Dukes, and it’s a festival!
Everyone, make noise, run, and dance!"
Shiro continued to run wild through the streets of Flora Island like this until it got dark and could no longer see the road.
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