Sheep Slime
I'm cutting wood and making a bed frame.
I was trying to make a triple bed, but ended up making an octuple bed frame instead.
By the way, octa means 8.
I am sure of this because I looked this up on the appraisal.
Now when I create a harem, I can have 7 people at the same time.
"Quickly, get some flesh. I need to get that meat pole!"
I swore here today that I would definitely get some flesh.
And now... I have to make the mats for the bed.
The material for the bed mat will be sheep slime.
Sheep slime is a slime with moderate elasticity and is used for the mats of the highest quality beds.
The sheep slime is said to only live in the Republic of Orlando in the northwestern part of the Atlesia continent, but for some reason, it can also be found on the 22nd level of the Amru dungeon.
I immediately headed for the plains where the sheep slime lives.
"Ooh! There are so many!"
Hundreds of sheep slime were lying on the plain.
Sheep slime is the highest quality product.
They are sold for 100,000 gol each.
I can't help but feel dazzled.
How much will it cost if I catch all the sheep slimes here and sell them in town?
I can't help but count.
A few minutes later.
There are 358 sheep slimes.
If I sell everything, it will be 35.8 million gol.
If I were in Japan, I could buy a condominium.
However, since I'm a Unique Lich, I can't go to the city, so I can't convert it into money.
But I want money.
Was I really that much of a money worshiper?
It's a little strange.
To me now, sheep slime looks like money.
When I was an adventurer, I was a spendthrift who didn't have enough money to spend overnight.
I was a typical adventurer, spending the money I earned that day.
It's true that I liked money, but not this much.
"Ah... now that I think about it... when I became a Golden Skeleton, Liches was flying around me all the time... I didn't expect it...”
I randomly used wind magic to defeat the sheep slime and put it in my magic bag.
"This is enough to use as a mat."
I tried to go back to the lakeside log cabin, but my body wouldn't move.
"What's going on?"
My right hand moves on its own and points the staff at the sheep slime.
"Hey! You can't be serious!?"
And I fired the first rank wind attribute magic, wind cutter, at the sheep slime.
After a while, all the sheep slimes on the plain were killed.
"Woohoo! Money! Money!"
And I was putting the sheep slime carcass into my magic bag while dancing a little.
However, 358 sheep slimes cannot fit into the magic bag.
"Shit! It won't fit! The money will disappear!"
That's right, monsters and humans who die in the dungeon will be absorbed into the dungeon after a while.
"Money, money, money, money… my money!"
Apparently, because I evolved into a Lich, I became a money addict.
Even though I was finally freed from the desires of the flesh, I now became a slave to money...
"Oh well!"
Money is good to have.
I can leave the carcass of the sheep slime I got at home.
Still, it was a waste of money.
I should have killed as many sheep slimes as I could fit in my magic bag.
Then the sheep slime would not have been absorbed into the dungeon.
I got excited and killed all the sheep slimes from a Lich's point of view, but I shouldn't have killed all the sheep slimes.
The Lich's behavioral principles seem to be driven by a sense of profit and loss.
My personality has become a bit corrupted by money, but it's better than wanting to eat human flesh or brains.
Wanting money is, in my opinion, a human desire.
I thought I had become a little closer to being human.
I feel like it won't be possible once the bones turn golden.
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